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[vertigomez]

We're talking about "Mummy Leliana", right?

Well, Cass's thighs were mentioned first. Then Leliana.

But if we're talking about great legs regardless of Tevinter torture shenanigans: Isabela.

[o Ventus]

You people talk like getting smothered with a beautiful woman's thighs is a bad thing, smh.
 

Only if said beautiful woman breaks your spine with her thighs. In which case... Yes, it's bad.

 

But the Inquisitor would totally let Cassandra break his spine, if you catch my drift.

 

That's a sex joke.

[Colonelkillabee]

Only if said beautiful woman breaks your spine with her thighs. In which case... Yes, it's bad.

 

But the Inquisitor would totally let Cassandra break his spine, if you catch my drift.

 

That's a sex joke.

Oh GOD, stop teasing me.

[Dr. Doctor]

Well, Cass's thighs were mentioned first. Then Leliana.
But if we're talking about great legs regardless of Tevinter torture shenanigans: Isabela.

All I'm imagining now is Isabela assuming that Cass is basically Super-Templar Aveline only for the two of them to later bond over a mutual love of smutty literature.

[vertigomez]

All I'm imagining now is Isabela assuming that Cass is basically Super-Templar Aveline only for the two of them to later bond over a mutual love of smutty literature.

Cassabela OTP 5ever

[azarhal]

All I'm imagining now is Isabela assuming that Cass is basically Super-Templar Aveline only for the two of them to later bond over a mutual love of smutty literature.

 

Going by some Cass/IronBull banter, Cass/Isabela banter would be XXX material.

[TheJediSaint]

Going by some Cass/IronBull banter, Cass/Isabela banter would be XXX material.

Hot.  It would be hot.

[vertigomez]

Aaaaand now I want to roll a warrior femHawke for Isabela.

Thanks, Cass thread.

[Dr. Doctor]

Going by some Cass/IronBull banter, Cass/Isabela banter would be XXX material.

That slight gurgling sound is the Inquisitor's mind being reduced to the consistency of pudding.

[azarhal]

I just started another replay (for the bazillion time, I keep remaking my character...) and I just realized that there is a Cassandra's fan in Haven, one of the sister outside the Chantry. She's all "Cassandra will get us through and Maker forgive anyone standing in her way".

 

I also realized that defender armor arm have little hearts on the wrist. 

[Milan92]

Hot.  It would be hot.

 

Yeah its all fun and games until Isabela tries to sleep with the Inquisitor. Then its war!

 

Though she'll probably try her luck with Cass too while she's at it.

[Dr. Doctor]

I just started another replay (for the bazillion time, I keep remaking my character...) and I just realized that there is a Cassandra's fan in Haven, one of the sister outside the Chantry. She's all "Cassandra will get us through and Maker forgive anyone standing in her way".
 
I also realized that defender armor arm have little hearts on the wrist. 

Will I get punched for making a "wearing your heart on your sleeve" joke?

[AresKeith]

Yes. She will punch you.

Worth it

[Dr. Doctor]

Yes. She will punch you.

Actually, for someone who reportedly punches many people/things we only ever see Cass attempt to punch Varric.

[Br3admax]

It's a reference to Blackwall banter, I believe. 

[Master Warder Z_]

Yeah its all fun and games until Isabela tries to sleep with the Inquisitor. Then its war!

Though she'll probably try her luck with Cass too while she's at it.

I wonder if Cass would shoot her down or just decapitate her.

[Colonelkillabee]

I wonder if Cass would shoot her down or just decapitate her.

I could convince her, lol.

[Master Warder Z_]

I could convince her, lol.

The Maker demands we have a three way!

Something like that?

[Br3admax]

Hawke/Fenris/the Warden/Leliana/Zevran/Alistair can keep Thedas AIDS Patient 0, thanks. 

[Master Warder Z_]

Hawke/Fenris/the Warden/Leliana/Zevran/Alistair can keep Thedas AIDS Patient 0, thanks.

Agreed.

[Colonelkillabee]

The Maker demands we have a three way!

Something like that?

"Cassandra... I had a dream, Of a mighty female warrior turning away from a pirate and a figure shrouded in white. And when she left, he died. I think it was a vision from the Maker. This threeway IS his will, Cassandra. Now, spread 'em. And spread 'em wide. For the Maker. N' ****."

 

lololololol

 

Kidding, I'd sooner threeway with a dead body. Less likely to catch something then. Isabella's a nasty slooty sloot.

[vertigomez]

Isabela is a glorious creature of pure, unadulterated bombasticity sent to enrich the lives of us basic ass mortals. Y'all are unworthy.

Carry on.

[Colonelkillabee]

Good, at least my dick won't fall off. I'm sensitive about that sort of thing.

[Kinsz]

Have Dagna craft you a condom or something , double it up just to be safe.