We're talking about "Mummy Leliana", right?
Well, Cass's thighs were mentioned first. Then Leliana.
But if we're talking about great legs regardless of Tevinter torture shenanigans: Isabela.
We're talking about "Mummy Leliana", right?
You people talk like getting smothered with a beautiful woman's thighs is a bad thing, smh.
Only if said beautiful woman breaks your spine with her thighs. In which case... Yes, it's bad.
But the Inquisitor would totally let Cassandra break his spine, if you catch my drift.
That's a sex joke.
Only if said beautiful woman breaks your spine with her thighs. In which case... Yes, it's bad.
But the Inquisitor would totally let Cassandra break his spine, if you catch my drift.
That's a sex joke.
Oh GOD, stop teasing me.
Well, Cass's thighs were mentioned first. Then Leliana.
But if we're talking about great legs regardless of Tevinter torture shenanigans: Isabela.
All I'm imagining now is Isabela assuming that Cass is basically Super-Templar Aveline only for the two of them to later bond over a mutual love of smutty literature.
All I'm imagining now is Isabela assuming that Cass is basically Super-Templar Aveline only for the two of them to later bond over a mutual love of smutty literature.
Going by some Cass/IronBull banter, Cass/Isabela banter would be XXX material.
Going by some Cass/IronBull banter, Cass/Isabela banter would be XXX material.
Hot. It would be hot.
Going by some Cass/IronBull banter, Cass/Isabela banter would be XXX material.
I just started another replay (for the bazillion time, I keep remaking my character...) and I just realized that there is a Cassandra's fan in Haven, one of the sister outside the Chantry. She's all "Cassandra will get us through and Maker forgive anyone standing in her way".
I also realized that defender armor arm have little hearts on the wrist. ![]()
Hot. It would be hot.
Yeah its all fun and games until Isabela tries to sleep with the Inquisitor. Then its war! ![]()
Though she'll probably try her luck with Cass too while she's at it.
I just started another replay (for the bazillion time, I keep remaking my character...) and I just realized that there is a Cassandra's fan in Haven, one of the sister outside the Chantry. She's all "Cassandra will get us through and Maker forgive anyone standing in her way".
I also realized that defender armor arm have little hearts on the wrist.
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Will I get punched for making a "wearing your heart on your sleeve" joke?
Yes. She will punch you.
Yes. She will punch you.
Yes. She will punch you.
It's a reference to Blackwall banter, I believe.
Yeah its all fun and games until Isabela tries to sleep with the Inquisitor. Then its war!
Though she'll probably try her luck with Cass too while she's at it.
I wonder if Cass would shoot her down or just decapitate her.
I could convince her, lol.
I could convince her, lol.
Hawke/Fenris/the Warden/Leliana/Zevran/Alistair can keep Thedas AIDS Patient 0, thanks.
Hawke/Fenris/the Warden/Leliana/Zevran/Alistair can keep Thedas AIDS Patient 0, thanks.
The Maker demands we have a three way!
Something like that?
"Cassandra... I had a dream, Of a mighty female warrior turning away from a pirate and a figure shrouded in white. And when she left, he died. I think it was a vision from the Maker. This threeway IS his will, Cassandra. Now, spread 'em. And spread 'em wide. For the Maker. N' ****."
lololololol
Kidding, I'd sooner threeway with a dead body. Less likely to catch something then. Isabella's a nasty slooty sloot.
Good, at least my dick won't fall off. I'm sensitive about that sort of thing.
Have Dagna craft you a condom or something , double it up just to be safe.