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[Colonelkillabee]

Have Dagna craft you a condom or something , double it up just to be safe.

I'll need double dragon skin for that ******, lol. Enchanted with a Grand Master Cleansing Rune.

[Kinsz]

I'll need double dragon skin for that ******, lol. Enchanted with a Grand Master Cleansing Rune.

ROFL , yea definitely need the Cleansing Rune.

[Br3admax]

Isabela is a glorious creature of pure, unadulterated bombasticity sent to enrich the lives of us basic ass mortals. Y'all are unworthy.

Carry on.

Which explains why she's so bad Orlais named an itch after her. Orlais. Let that sink in again, after all this time. Orlais. 

[Andres Hendrix]

Have Dagna craft you a condom or something , double it up just to be safe.

What about  the last slew of posts on this thread? Can Dagna make something to stop said posts from giving people cancer?

[Kinsz]

What about  the last slew of posts on this thread? Can Dagna make something to stop said posts from giving people cancer?

She could but she wouldnt want to :-)

[Andres Hendrix]

She could but she wouldnt want to :-)

You mean that you would not want her to, which is one of the reasons why people are getting cancer from said posts in the first place.

[Colonelkillabee]

Which explains why she's so bad Orlais named an itch after her. Orlais. Let that sink in again, after all this time. Orlais. 

Is this... real? I want this to be real.

[Colonelkillabee]

You mean that you would not want her to, which is one of the reasons why people are getting cancer from said posts in the first place.

Oh please, BSN isn't exactly the haven for intellectual commentary. Move on.

[Kinsz]

You mean that you would not want her to, which is one of the reasons why people are getting cancer from said posts in the first place.

I am but a mere mortal i couldnt possibly dream of making the greatness that is  Dagna do or not do anything she doesnt approve of.

[Andres Hendrix]

Oh please, BSN isn't exactly the haven for intellectual commentary. Move on.

Yes, because your ham-fisted discussions on STIs (etc) is the kind of stuff BSN says that it approves of on its forum, and oh yes, it is most certainly on topic with the character of Cassandra.

I do agree with you however, none of the aforementioned shows a sign of anything remotely erudite. You expertly set the example, bravo.

[Br3admax]

Is this... real? I want this to be real.

Yeah it's real. Some random woman at the docks in DA2 said it. 

[Colonelkillabee]

Yeah it's real. Some random woman at the docks in DA2 said it. 

 

My mind is ****** BLOOOOOOWN.

 

Yes, because your ham-fisted discussions on STIs (etc) is the kind of stuff BSN says that it approves of on its forum, and oh yes, it is most certainly on topic with the character of Cassandra.

I do agree with you however, none of the aforementioned shows a sign of anything remotely erudite. You expertly set the example, bravo.

 

Dude, you need a hobby. This thread hasn't been serious from the start, please take your life disappointments and self loathing and reflect it on someone who gives a ****.

[Colonelkillabee]

Hit the nail on the head it seems.

 

With your redundant sharing of that old watermelon and kitty, and your continued negative nancyism, I think I'm going to call you SourPuss from now on.

[AWTEW]

So I'm 3/4th through my cassandra romance playthrough, and OMFG any guy who says shes a ******, well they need their head on a spike.

cass..

[Andres Hendrix]

Hit the nail on the head it seems.

 

With your redundant sharing of that old watermelon and kitty, and your continued negative nancyism, I think I'm going to call you SourPuss from now on.

Then you can be VD, or Vacuous Dick—because it suits you due to everything that you have spewed on this thread.

[vertigomez]

Which explains why she's so bad Orlais named an itch after her. Orlais. Let that sink in again, after all this time. Orlais.

Orlais is like a bunch of spiteful highschoolers talkin bout the bossest b!tch in class. ◡‿◡✿

[Colonelkillabee]

Then you can be VD, or Vacuous Dick—because it suits you due to everything that you have spewed on this thread.

Yea you keep telling yourself that Sourpuss.

[Andres Hendrix]

Yea you keep telling yourself that Sourpuss.

No, I am telling you. I guess such confusion, goes to prove the point of vacuous. lol Merry Christmas VD, dissolve at the onset of verbal penicillin--otherwise known as vernacular dignity, and logic.

[Colonelkillabee]

You talk a lot of **** for someone who doesn't know how to use synonyms, lol. This is beneath me, so feel free to talk to yourself, Sourpuss.

[Dr. Doctor]

Orlais is like a bunch of spiteful highschoolers talkin bout the bossest b!tch in class. ◡‿◡✿

Orlais: If Cards Against Humanity was a nation-state.

I wonder if we'll get to visit Nevarra at any point in DLC? With the rifts popping up all over, the Grand Necropolis has to be a zombie jamboree waiting to happen. Cole mentions that Cass' Uncle Vestalus has been trying to reach out to her and the opportunity for awkwardness with a romanced Inquisitor could be fun.

[vertigomez]

If going to Nevarra means moar Cassandra Mortalitasi, then I'm all for it.

// says the aspiring mortician

[vertigomez]

Well, I don't care about the Mortalitasi for magey reasons, I care about them because... DEATH!!1

But different strokes, and all that.