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[prosthetic soul]

Headcannon.

o.o Also he's a chevalier.

Headcannon.  That's got to be a hell of a badass weapon. 

[thesuperdarkone2]

o.o Gaspard x Cassandra is my new ship.

This sums up my response:

 

[Master Warder Z_]

Headcannon. That's got to be a hell of a badass weapon.

He his wife wasn't complaining

[prosthetic soul]

He his wife wasn't complaining

T-too lewd. 

[RobRam10]

o.o Gaspard x Cassandra is my new ship.

Sweet jesus first Cassandra/Varric and now this crackshipping in DA has gone to far

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I got this.

 

I knew you would! 

 

BEHOLD, THE CHIPPENDALES! 

 

The only reason I know who they are is because I live in a family of mostly women siblings. 

 

Ummm, no, I'm good thanks! 

[Obvious_Shining]

This sums up my response:

It's still better than qunari/dwarf romance, though.

[prosthetic soul]

I knew you would! 

 

 

Ummm, no, I'm good thanks! 

What?  I thought the womenz loved the washboard abs!  My life is a lie! 

[Br3admax]

Sweet jesus first Cassandra/Varric and now this crackshipping in DA has gone to far

Especially when CassXSten is the most OTP thing out there. No horns. 

[Colonelkillabee]

What?  I thought the womenz loved the washboard abs!  My life is a lie! 

Haha, believe it or not, a lot of them don't Can't speak for Mantis there though. But not all guys like flat stomachs on women either. I like a cute pooch to play with.

[prosthetic soul]

Haha, believe it or not, a lot of them don't Can't speak for Mantis there though. But not all guys like flat stomachs on women either. I like a cute pooch to play with.

I'm a thigh man myself. 

[Colonelkillabee]

He his wife wasn't complaining

DO YOU EVEN GRAMMAR

 

 

LOLOL

[Colonelkillabee]

I'm a thigh man myself. 

Legs man, but there's lots to appreciate.

 

I'd say ass man but legs are a part of that

[Master Warder Z_]

Just as a mistress mind you.

She wouldn't be empress.

[RobRam10]

Just as a mistress mind you.

She wouldn't be empress.

And you don't even make her empress!

You have gone too far Warder.

[Master Warder Z_]

DO YOU EVEN GRAMMAR


LOLOL

o.o do what?

[RobRam10]

o.o do what?

You wrote He his wife, I'm assuming you meant His wife?

[Master Warder Z_]

You wrote He his wife, I'm assuming you meant His wife?

The "he" was a chuckle expression o.o like heh or ha or haha.

Except it's shorter. Just he.

[Master Warder Z_]

I think a lot of people ate paint chips when they were children.

T.T I ate a bad bit of sea lion as a child.

[Colonelkillabee]

I love being a dick, lol.

[TheJediSaint]

Pffft.  Human Noble Inquisitor X Cassandra OTP!

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

What?  I thought the womenz loved the washboard abs!  My life is a lie! 

 

Hmm, it is more to do with not finding men that look like they would take as long as me to get "pretty" attractive. 

 

Haha, believe it or not, a lot of them don't Can't speak for Mantis there though. But not all guys like flat stomachs on women either. I like a cute pooch to play with.

 

Shoulders and chest all the way!

[Br3admax]

What the in the flying-like-Peter-Pan-and-Wendy **** is going on in this thread?

[RobRam10]

Pffft.  Human Noble Inquisitor X Cassandra OTP!

When will you learn?