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[Milan92]

She does have pretty eyes......

[Colonelkillabee]

Its not when its the truth given how dumb she is though she'd most likely not understand that im in fact trying to kill her.

She does seem to be a glutton for punishment.

 

Good to know *spanks elven booty*

[Colonelkillabee]

She does have pretty eyes......

Ahh, see? He's seeing it. Elves have wonderful eyes.

 

Cass' scowl is better of course.

[Br3admax]

It's more about making Alistair hate himself than getting it in with Fiona, tbh. But point taken.

Alistair hates himself everyday, knocking on the door, asking to be let in. Some say he looks like Cailin and deserves to be king/prince more than I do. Most just say that is exactly why he shouldn't be. 

[Kinsz]

She does seem to be a glutton for punishment.

 

Good to know *spanks elven booty*

[Lulupab]

Bich stay away from Alistair, Fiona is my husbando's mother. She is dumb like most mother-in-laws. ( or how people on the other family think they are  )

[Kinsz]

It wouldnt be so bad having Fiona as a would be mother in law,  Fiona : " what were you and my daughter doing in the other room , there were a lot of noise coming out there " ....Me " o that ? well.............we were reading the bible all night long " ........Fiona : " o good , my mommy and daddy used to read the bible like that too when i as a child , keep it up " ...Me : " I intend to ma am " .

[Br3admax]

There is literally everything wrong with having Fiona as a mother-in-law. What is wrong with you people? Once you get to the point where you willingly allow her genes to intermingle with yours, you've officially earned the need to be committed, Lulu excluded because she'll die childless. 

[Colonelkillabee]

She could read me the Bible any day, and skip to the forbidden fruit and parting the sea parts.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

She could read me the Bible any day, and skip to the forbidden fruit and parting the sea parts.

 

Bro, seriously there are hotter elves around than Fiona and far less stupid ones. I think Minaeve is cute and she likes animals. You know people that like animals are keepers.   

[Kinsz]

There is literally everything wrong with having Fiona as a mother-in-law. What is wrong with you people? Once you get to the point where you willingly allow her genes to intermingle with yours, you've officially earned the need to be committed, Lulu excluded because she'll die childless. 

Her daughter is adopted in this scenario

[Retconnaissance]

I think Minaeve is cute and she likes animals. You know people that like animals are keepers.   

 

But I only heard her talking about the Tranquil. Does that mean ...?

[Colonelkillabee]

Bro, seriously there are hotter elves around than Fiona and far less stupid ones. I think Minaeve is cute and she likes animals. You know people that like animals are keepers.   

Meh, I like older women. Fiona's a milf, and I think she's cute enough already

 

Fiona's slow, but I romanced Merrill....

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Meh, I like older women. Fiona's a milf, and I think she's cute enough already

 

Fiona's slow, but I romanced Merrill....

 

Merrill is self-centered and naive, not slow. Lol. But fine, stay aboard the Fiona express, just don't come running to me when she sells you into servitude.   

 

But I only heard her talking about the Tranquil. Does that mean ...?

 

See, she is so cute you didn't even take in everything she was saying. *pats cheek* 

[Lulupab]

I like Fiona's accent, its mild Orlesian and not exaggerated like rest of Orlesians.

[Br3admax]

Fiona was born over 60 years ago, at the least. Have some standards, dude. 

 

I like Fiona's accent, its mild Orlesian and not exaggerated like rest of Orlesians.

Lol, you're joking right?

"Et miet bea magjeck, I sepuse."

[Kinsz]

Meh, I like older women. Fiona's a milf, and I think she's cute enough already

 

Fiona's slow, but I romanced Merrill....

LOL Merrill , i romanced Merrill until that whole Eluvian mess then i reloaded an earlier save to romance Isabela instead , her stupidity was beyond belief.

[Colonelkillabee]

Merrill is self-centered and naive, not slow. Lol.

 

 

Woa woa woa... I know you didn't just try to say Merrill wasn't slow... Bahahaha, lol.

 

I love Merrill, but damn.

[Colonelkillabee]

Fiona was born over 60 years ago, at the least. Have some standards, dude. 

She looks better than some thirty year olds. I'll take that vintage wine, swish, spit it out, swish some more and swallow with a smile on my face.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Woa woa woa... I know you didn't just try to say Merrill wasn't slow... Bahahaha, lol.

 

I love Merrill, but damn.

 

Umm, you have heard some of the stupid **** I have said and I am far from being slow. No filter, that's all. 

[Lulupab]

Lol, you're joking right?

"Et miet bea magjeck, I sepuse."

 

Well that's as mild as mild goes in DA:I given other Orlesians. Stroud and mother Giselle make a quite high standard when it comes to Orlesian accent.

[Colonelkillabee]

Umm, you have heard some of the stupid **** I have said and I am far from being slow. No filter, that's all. 

Oh no, I know no filter vs truly being stupid. Merrill...

 

"Well, that one demon made me betray the guy I wanna bang pretty easily... but no matter, I totes can handle it BY MYSELF, if I'm careful."

 

No way, lol.

[Br3admax]

She looks better than some thirty year olds. I'll take that vintage wine, swish, spit it out, swish some more and swallow with a smile on my face.

You are the definition of either gross or desperate to go after senior citizens. Fiona isn't vintage wine. She's spoiled grape juice, and no they are not the same. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Oh no, I know no filter vs truly being stupid. Merrill...

 

"Well, that one demon made me betray the guy I wanna bang pretty easily... but no matter, I totes can handle it BY MYSELF, if I'm careful."

 

No way, lol.

 

I totes love how my lingo has rubbed off on you. 

 

Anyway, I am smart enough not to get in a debate with you. I never have much liked the prospect of prematurely going grey. 

[Lulupab]

And I found a pattern with Bioware characters, start from humble origins, make them loved by everyone, do impossible things for greater good then majorly fcuk up. It started with Loghian and continued with Fiona. Fiona made very good decisions at the calling and practically saved the grey warden order.