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[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

You are the definition of either gross or desperate to go after senior citizens. Fiona isn't vintage wine. She's spoiled grape juice, and no they are not the same. 

 

Lol, he is in it for all those senior citizen discounts she would be entitled to. 

[Colonelkillabee]

You are the definition of either gross or desperate to go after senior citizens. Fiona isn't vintage wine. She's spoiled grape juice, and no they are not the same. 

Lol you need your eyes checked, guy, she doesn't look old at all, lool.

 

 

I totes love how my lingo has rubbed off on you. 

 

Anyway, I am smart enough not to get in a debate with you. I never have much liked the prospect of prematurely going grey. 

That one was on purpose

[Colonelkillabee]

Lol, he is in it for all those senior citizen discounts she would be entitled to. 

More like the cookies she bakes for me after every good bang, lolol.

[thesuperdarkone2]

First everyone hates Fiona, now everyone wants to sleep with her. BSN logic.

[Colonelkillabee]

First everyone hates Fiona, now everyone wants to sleep with her. BSN logic.

Na I think it's just me

[Colonelkillabee]

Honestly Colonel, you might fracture her pelvis. Viva la Revolucion.

On top, the side, the back, all that would work fine for an elven woman.

 

Or just take it easy. Nice n' slow as I sing sweet nothings into those pointed ears just before nibbling at them...

 

mmm

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

More like the cookies she bakes for me after every good bang, lolol.

 

Young ladies bake cookies too, Conan! Don't let the smell of freshly baked goods lure you into her matronly arms!  

[Br3admax]

 

On top, the side, the back, all that would work fine for an elven woman.

 

Or just take it easy. Nice n' slow as I sing sweet nothings into those pointed ears just before nibbling at them...

 

mmm

 

And then she has a heart attack. The end. 

[Lulupab]

Leliana's looks invalidates everyone else and she is old enough to not look like that. Absolutely gorgeous and flawless. Time has been nice to her since DAO.

[Br3admax]

Leliana is the same age as Cassandra, or slightly younger, so enough of that noise already. She isn't pushing 70 like Fiona is. 

[Kinsz]

Leliana's looks invalidates everyone else and she is old enough to not look like that. Absolutely gorgeous and flawless. Time has been nice to her since DAO.

She is not an elf though , Colonel needs his elf fix.

[Colonelkillabee]

 

 

 

And then she has a heart attack. The end. 

 

With Conan, it's been known to happen. LOL

 

Young ladies bake cookies too, Conan! Don't let the smell of freshly baked goods lure you into her matronly arms!  

Yea but she does it with experience...

 

And she pats me on the back and says "Good Conan" when I finish my plate. ROFL (This is hilarious).

 

 

Leliana

 

KILLED THE MOOD

 

[Kinsz]

On top, the side, the back, all that would work fine for an elven woman.

 

Or just take it easy. Nice n' slow as I sing sweet nothings into those pointed ears just before nibbling at them...

 

mmm

Has Magister Alexius given you permission to pursue this ?

[Colonelkillabee]

She is not an elf though , Colonel needs his elf fix.

Ma serannas

[Lulupab]

KILLED THE MOOD

 

LOL! got it. You Like elves and older. 

[thesuperdarkone2]

Somebody's going to write a fanfic about this somewhere.

[Colonelkillabee]

Has Magister Alexius given you permission to pursue this ?

If not, I'll give him Sera, then everybody wins.

[Obvious_Shining]

did someone say milfs

[Colonelkillabee]

Somebody's going to write a fanfic about this somewhere.

I was thinking about it, but it'd be after my Cass stuff.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

\Yea but she does it with experience...

 

And she pats me on the back and says "Good Conan" when I finish my plate. ROFL (This is hilarious).

 

Are you implying that Fiona's baking skills are superior to mine because she is old? I will have you know that I am a fantastic baker!  

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Leliana's looks invalidates everyone else and she is old enough to not look like that. Absolutely gorgeous and flawless. Time has been nice to her since DAO.

 

I kind of think she looks like she has had bad plastic surgery. *ducks for cover* 

[Lulupab]

Are you implying that Fiona's baking skills are superior to mine because she is old? I will have you know that I am a fantastic baker!

No Fiona is a skilled mage, I bet she can do that "lightning thing" Isabela saw Anders do in a brothel. Food for thought