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[Colonelkillabee]

Oh the looks I would get in the lunch room may very well be worth it.

Definitely worth it. Lol some people may mistake it for someone's moaning

[Obvious_Shining]

Lol I need to make this my Cellphone alert noise Oooh yes.

Already did.

[MisterJB]

 

http://cassandragonn...safe-r-for-work

 

Hey, Cassandra/Trevelyan. Cool.

 

[Br3admax]

Clicked on a random page, saw some Hawke jealousy. Is disappointed in all of you.

[MisterJB]

And we are Hawke. This makes no sense.

[Obvious_Shining]

the Arishok fight

Expectations
 

Reality

[Colonelkillabee]

I guess you could say Hawke puts the "prey" in bird of prey.

 

[MisterJB]

That's why you need a Warrior. Speck it right and s/he'll go to toe ****** toe with the Arishok.

[Colonelkillabee]

A warrior, or you could rogue it out and dance around his ass all day while tearing his health to nothing. Either way, mages were the only ones acting like bitches against the arishok.

 

 

[Br3admax]

I was a mage, Arishok still died. With less kiting.

[Zetrial]

the Arishok fight

Expectations
 

Reality

 

I dunno, even in the trailer Hawke staggers away and tries to run from the Arishok, idjit just ran into a corner though.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

the Arishok fight

Expectations
 

Reality

*SNIP*

 

This was me everytime. I am just not as awesome as all you big men up in here.  

[Zetrial]

This was me everytime. I am just not as awesome as all you big men up in here.  

 

*coughs* ahem, some of us are only fun sized and only come up to your shoulders...

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

*coughs* ahem, some of us are only fun sized and only come up to your shoulders...

 

Lol, naw. I am far more fun sized than you are. 

[Obvious_Shining]

As an archer, it was a 10 min kiting contest...

[o Ventus]

Mine is romancing Izzy

I think if you romance anyone OTHER than Isabela as Hawke, you're playing the game wrong.

[Retconnaissance]

Idk my Hawke was single. Guess that explains why he was such a **** lol.

[Colonelkillabee]

I think if you romance anyone OTHER than Isabela as Hawke, you're playing the game wrong.

I wouldn't touch that sloot with iron bull's dick rocking dragonskin condoms enchanted with grandmaster cleansing runes.

 

Chick has an Itch named after her, and that's even Canon.... GROOSSS.

[Zetrial]

I think if you romance anyone OTHER than Isabela as Hawke, you're playing the game wrong.

 

If Isabela returned in DA:I I would be so torn on whom to chase to be honest. I'd get so many of these looks from Cass whenever I so much as spoke to Isabela.

 

[o Ventus]

I wouldn't touch that sloot with iron bull's dick rocking dragonskin condoms enchanted with grandmaster cleansing runes.

 

Chick has an Itch named after her, and that's even Canon.... GROOSSS.

In a universe where you can erase someone's emotions with a snap of the fingers and a Sharpie, I would think they have some sort of counter measure against STIs.

[Br3admax]

I wouldn't touch that sloot with iron bull's dick rocking dragonskin condoms enchanted with grandmaster cleansing runes.

Chick has an Itch named after her, and that's even Canon.... GROOSSS.

Enjoy your demon kink, bro.

[o Ventus]

If Isabela returned in DA:I I would be so torn on whom to chase to be honest. I'd get so many of these looks from Cass whenever I so much as spoke to Isabela.

 

*snip*

Assuming Isabela was romanced in DA2, I don't think she'd be available for DAI if she returned. She's committed to Hawke by the end of DA2.

[Obvious_Shining]

I wouldn't touch that sloot with iron bull's dick rocking dragonskin condoms enchanted with grandmaster cleansing runes.

 

Chick has an Itch named after her, and that's even Canon.... GROOSSS.

ROFL



Doesen't matter much cus he ded now lol

[Retconnaissance]

In a universe where you can erase someone's emotions with a snap of the fingers and a Sharpie, I would think they have some sort of counter measure against STIs.

Anders cures her once, if I'm not mistaken.

[Colonelkillabee]

In a universe where you can erase someone's emotions with a snap of the fingers and a Sharpie, I would think they have some sort of counter measure against STIs.

Dude you're completely missing the point I want a girl I can go down on. That requires her to not sleep with everything that moves.

 

I don't mind promiscuous. But holy shyt.

 

 

Enjoy your demon kink, bro.

 

Oh I will, lol. I bet Merrill can get some desire demons, hehe.