I thought this thread was Cassandra and not Fiona, colonel.
Don't look at me, Gif started it! I just represented, lol.
I thought this thread was Cassandra and not Fiona, colonel.
Don't look at me, Gif started it! I just represented, lol.
This use to be the Cassandra's thread! Lol
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...until it took a Fiona to the knee.
Don't look at me, Gif started it! I just represented, lol.
i trusted you
K one more image and I'll hop out of Fiona's cooch for a bit:

There, done, lol. Gotta post that every time she's brought up now, lol.
This use to be the Cassandra's thread! Lol
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We have new objective: Retake the Cassandra's thread once and for all
Don't look at me, Gif started it! I just represented, lol.

K one more image and I'll hop out of Fiona's cooch for a bit:
There, done, lol. Gotta post that every time she's brought up now, lol.
ROFLMAO. THat is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
We have new objective: Retake the Cassandra's thread once and for all

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Should we use our spy master or Ambassador? Does Cassandra really need to be rescued? Well only once, but that was in the future.
I have no idea why but this makes me think that Cassandra needs her own version of the Chuck Norris/ Jack Bauer thingies on the internet you see. Like...the Inquisitor does not rescue Cass, Cass rescued the Inquisitor #gettingthethreadbackontopic #thatisareallylonghashtaghashtag
I have no idea why but this makes me think that Cassandra needs her own version of the Chuck Norris/ Jack Bauer thingies on the internet you see. Like...the Inquisitor does not rescue Cass, Cass rescued the Inquisitor #gettingthethreadbackontopic #thatisareallylonghashtaghashtag
Should we use our spy master or Ambassador? Does Cassandra really need to be rescued? Well only once, but that was in the future.
To answer that question EVERYOOOONNE!!!!, but in all seriousness, I doubt she's a damsel in distress, hell she will be the one who rescues the Inquisitor. She only need to be rescued once because BioWare nerf her badassery.
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*sigh*
Who do you love more Cassandra or Fiona?
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*sigh*
Who do you love more Cassandra or Fiona?
Cass of course, easy
My wuv for Cass is the only reason I can stomach the Templar side.
Nah the only reason she probably needed 'rescuing' in the first place was because she was caught unawares, in the middle of the night, sleeping, wearing nothing but a night gown and her underwear (wait she dosen't wear that!
) and then was trapped by fifty guys and still managed to kill 45 of them.
Well, she already rescued him.Twice! He was going to executed, if Chancellor Roderick had his way, and by the Heaven's people that was furious at him in the prologue.
The sight of Cassandra sitting in that jail ceil calling on the Maker was hard to see. But the demon still threw Varric's body in the room, so I headcanon that Cassandra went out like a boss.
Poor Varric though. ![]()
Nah the only reason she probably needed 'rescuing' in the first place was because she was caught unawares, in the middle of the night, sleeping, wearing nothing but a night gown and her underwear (wait she dosen't wear that!
) and then was trapped by fifty guys and still managed to kill 45 of them.

Poor Varric though.
Okay, I'm lost.... what the **** are we talking about, and do I want to know??? LOL this sounds dark as ****.
LOOOOL
you know I have never seen that show but I do enjoy these gifs.
LOL looks like gif knew exactly what I was thinking, lol.
Nah the only reason she probably needed 'rescuing' in the first place was because she was caught unawares, in the middle of the night, sleeping, wearing nothing but a night gown and her underwear (wait she dosen't wear that!
) and then was trapped by fifty guys and still managed to kill 45 of them.
I think Cassandra literally sleeps with armor on and her sword under her pillow.
"Are you really wearing armor to bed, Cassandra?"
"One can't never be too careful, inquisitor. It's best that you learn this early, especially in your position."
"Ah! Your sword is poking me!"
This would be the creepiest **** ever. You're dead asleep from late night tumbling, then you wake up in the middle of the night, notice she's in full ****** body armor with her sword over her chest like she's at a ****** pyre, then you're like, yo? What the ****? Her eyes were open the whole goddamn night, and she just slowly turns her head towards you, not blinking and says... "The bears... always watching. Waiting."
I think Cassandra literally sleeps with armor on and her sword under her pillow.
"Are you really wearing armor to bed, Cassandra?"
"One can't never be too careful, inquisitor. It's best that you learn this early, especially in your position."
"Ah! Your sword is poking me!"
"So tell me James do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?"
SOrry, coulnd't resist. ![]()
"So tell me James do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?"
SOrry, coulnd't resist.
Look at this. Sneaking into the Divine's quarters. Heavy risks. But the priiiiiize.
you know I have never seen that show but I do enjoy these gifs.
I recommend. (no sh.t i do lol)