Gah! Does that happen every time? That's worse than Gerrel's owl impersonation.
https://www.youtube....outu.be&t=1m40s
Gah! Does that happen every time? That's worse than Gerrel's owl impersonation.
https://www.youtube....outu.be&t=1m40s
Yup that one is gold. Thankfully I never encountered it. Though Sheploo for some reason keeps looking in glymph's direction or sideways during some conversations with Liara in her cabin in ME3I'm a fan of this Sheploo response myself. It never fails to make me laugh.
*snip the image*
It'd be sort of like the Witch Hunt DLC, where gossip in the mage tower assumes your Warden went on the various romps at The Pearl even if you were chaste throughout.
(Not a fan of the Liara kid myself - only one out of four Shepards romanced her, and that one dumped her after ME1.)
I need to finish DA:O one of these days. It's just that... I suck at it. Seriously, I can finish ME on Insanity no sweat and struggle with DA on Normal. It's quite amusing really... that is, it would be, if it weren't so pathetic...
And no worries. For your Shepard that dumped her, all four of mine stayed loyal to her, so I'd say it more than balances out ![]()
I'm pretty sure this is from Gamer Poop and not actually in the game
I'm pretty sure this is from Gamer Poop and not actually in the game
Yes, this doesn't happen in game. It's from the video I posted up top.
Oh no. Ash, the secks tape.Yes, this doesn't happen in game. It's from the video I posted up top.
Oh no. Ash, the secks tape.
lol Yep, it's Shepard's reaction to the existence of a lesbian sex tape involving Ash and Liara. I would react the exact same way tbh.
The horror...lol Yep, it's Shepard's reaction to the existence of a lesbian sex tape involving Ash and Liara. I would react the exact same way tbh.

I had one where Shep's head rotated around on the spot whilst standing in the mess hall.
Got a better idea make tali the canon romance to upset the liara fans
Even better idea. Have Liara killed via twitter.
Even better idea. Have Liara killed via twitter.
My man... smile! And the world will smile with you!

Or at least, Liara will ![]()
The horror...
(^^ Yeah, I was mostly looking for a reason to post that.)
Fun fact: owls perform demonic rituals when they feed their young.
Even better idea. Have Liara killed via twitter.
Not a liara fan are you
My man... smile! And the world will smile with you!
Or at least, Liara will
She can't smile if she's not able to.
Not a liara fan are you
Why should I be?
Even better idea. Have Liara killed via twitter.
BioWare @bioware - 2m
Liara slipped on a bar of soap in the shower. She's dead, Jim. #RIPLiara #Forthemikefest
Why should I be?
Thats up to you im not a fan of the female smurf
She can't smile if she's not able to.
I find this one appropriate...

How the hell have I got 1,300 posts on here already.
I find this one appropriate...
So judging a fictional character defines a person in real life? Whatever.
Not a liara fan are you
Bioware may as well ended ME3 through Twitter: All the mass relays exploded and everyone turned green.
It's Groundhog Day for Shepard. Every critical mission failure ends with another hug on Illium.
Rise and shine Shepard, and don't forget your booties cuz it's cold out there today!
Try 'rioting in the streets.' Shepard and Liara's daughter as the PC would basically mean that Liara proceeded to rape Shepard to produce a child with them if Liara was not the romance (not to mention the fact that it would mean that she held on to Shepard's DNA in order to impregnate herself at some point if the 'gift' on Earth was turned down, which I always do). That would be an affront not just to anyone who doesn't romance her but also to her own fans, because it really does go against her character for her to do such a thing. I have my issues with the way that Liara is handled in the series that I've said in this thread and many others, but I've gotten to a place where I take what is in 'canon' and whack it into alignment with a headcanon that makes it acceptable to me (treating her unquestioning loyalty to Shepard as a character flaw of hers, for example). Making her into a rapist, someone who took Shepard's DNA to impregnate herself just to have their child... That is a seriously character damaging flaw, the kind which needs A LOT of work to come back from, if possible. Liara's current handling makes me uncomfortable at best.
If Liara kept Shepard's DNA and used it to get pregnant I don't think that's rape. There's no unwilling sexual violation.
It'd be some kind of consent violation. But not rape.
If it was through the "gift" then yes, that would be rape.
I would still lol.
@Crutch
Necrophilia perhaps? She did keep the armor pried from his cold, dead corpse on display.
I wanted that N7 onyx armour back shame
@Crutch
Necrophilia perhaps? She did keep the armor pried from his cold, dead corpse on display.
Now that's just wrong man... also, kinda sick.