Well my elf ranger is... cheap. I mean very very cheap. He donated an empty glass vial and a whistle to a priestess as thanks for healing the party and giving out information. He'll negotiate anything, and keep and sell anything. Bent metal, torn blankets, doesn't matter.
He's also a master bullshitter and can lie and bluff his way out of anything. Saved the party twice from certain doom by bluffing the monster. He also had sex with a 2/10 ugly female dwarf in his drunken stupor much to his shame and the joy of the party to tease him with.
Got cursed with stupidity though and for a short while was a complete mental retard. Even got a catchphrase "Come on guys, it's easy mode" when facing some insane and hard to kill monster. Cheated death quite a few times (no revivals, just extremely close to death).
His greatest moment was when he acted as an old crazy man, yelling and rambling about a cursed doomed pyramid and his ideas of putting the party members inside a dead horse and make it fly. Sadly that didn't happen.
Is also extremely protective of his pet, much to the enjoyment of the party who keeps teasing him that his badger is gay.
The first part sounds like my dad.





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