Et tu,
BrutusBioware?
I just….I can’t…..I feel so very betrayed. How could they do this? Why have they killed us? I support their games, support their rpgs and now they plunge a dagger into my spine!
Baldvienne, Baldy the elf…Everywhere I turn I see Big ole Bad Baldies. How can one form an Inquisition around conspirators, miscreants and evil? Baldvienne may even have to be neutralized if I cannot control her anti-mage machinations. I would not be surprised as to find out that she’s actually made out of lies. I mean, physically composed of deception, deviousness and duplicitous ambition further enhanced by the inherent immorality of her crude baldness. And that’s why she dresses like that… To hide her lies! Solas will blind the party with his scalp should we enter combat, if he’s not too busy selling us to his buddies in Tevinter. He might just have an 'accident' if he finds himself lacking of healing talents.
Bioware, you were supposed to be the rogaine in our medicine cabinets, not the bald sister that tears apart our ‘fros when we sleep!!
I WON’T FORGET THIS! DO YOU HEAR ME, BIOWARE?!? YOUR BALD LIES CANNOT STOP ME!
I WILL FIGHT TO THE LAST HAIRED MAN!
LOL
Your anger... the gif... of another bald man.







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