Did somebody say.....Asari milk?

Ummm, just thought about an orphan getting adopted by an Asari when I read that, I doubt that was the intended though and that ti was very, very differently(likely waifu related), but that would be weird aswell...
If that kid was human, what would other "human kids" say if they heard about blue milk... Blueberry milk? We get cocomilk, your parrents are weird.
I wonder if that milk would make you a biotic if you survive growing up with that diet.. Then you growup joining Thessias Bioticball team.
She visits the doctors with her adopted Orphan;
Dr Astia: So, are you getting enough Eezo purified food for your adopte? I know it can be tough with the suppllylines in their current condition.
Asari "Mom": Purified?
Dr Astia: You don't know what I'm talking about? Ordinary human children can't eat regular Thessian food, the Eezo could give them Cancer!
Asari "Mom": I didn't know, her parrents were killed by the Reapers when they attacked and she hid in a ventilationvent and avoided capture. Then I found her after the Reaperforces were driven off from the area by one of those N7 ops teams that showed up here and there rumaging through the ruins.
She needed someone and she was very hungry!
Dr Astia: According to my omnitool she appears to be a biotic human, so she will probably be fine, her physiology is adapted to the Eezo.
Asari "Mom": So she will be alright then?
Dr Astia: She seems very healthy, the Eezo levels do seem unusualy high for a child this young and with her bodymass. Make sure you feed her enough, human children, especialy young biotics got a ravenous appetite.
Asari "Mom": You know, I found out I was sterile 200 years back, it was such a shock, I always wanted a girl that I could teach how to play Bioticball.
Dr Astia: I'm sure she will do great, remember that human biotic ball team that won the galactic championships?
Asari "Mom": Yeah, it was a shame they all got killed by that Reaper attack on the Arena after the award ceremony, strangely noone mentions it in the news.
Dr Astia: Where did you find her anyway?
Asari "Mom": At the arena, I'm a bioticball fan remember! The Reaperforces killed most of the people but the Bioticball players managed to distract them for a while allowing some of us to escape the onslaught.
Then an N7 team showed up looking for the ball and killed the Reaperforces, I'm thinking intel had been smuggled inside the ball. Then they just left us there, the Reaperforces were however dead and they seemed to have lost itnerest after the N7 team left.
Dr Astia: Take care of her, I have a feelign she will become a great ballplayer! Just remember, she will need a lot of nutrients and attention! They growup so fast.
Asari "Mom": Thank you, doctor.
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Years later the young lady becomes the next Mass Effect protagonist, supercharged by a muxture of Asari Eezo and hormone rich diet and a "mom" that demands great things from her "daughter". And pushed beyond normal limitations by the other kids who taunted her that "humans" can't float! She, however, learned how to!