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[Giga Drill BREAKER]

I'm just doing a playthrough of Origins and at the minute and I am doing the Urn of sacred ashes, and I have come to the part where I meet Kolgrim and he says

 

Kolgrim: Why have you come here

 Warden: I have come for the Urn of Sacred Ashes

   Kolgrim: You did this all for a ancient relic blah blah blah

     Warden: And what has happened to the Ashes

       Kolgrim: Ah so its Ashes you want

 

 

Me: wtf I told you three times already.

 

 

 

I know there is more to the conversation but theses are the important parts, and everytime it makes me laugh. So what about you guys any memorable conversations?

[Taki17]

Alistair vs. Morrigan. 'Nuff said.

[RevanFlame]

^ That, and Everything between Avaline and Isabella

[Sanctuary74]

The conversation between the prostitutes at the Blooming Rose:
"Did he really make you wear a feather boa?"
"Orlesians, honey, you get used to it."

[anna_navarre]

Morrigan: I do wonder. Is it permissible for two Grey Wardens to... oh, what is the word I search for?

Alistair: Caboodle?

Morrigan: Fraternize.

[DrBlingzle]

Sten talking about how he stole cookies from a random fat kid.

Sten. Saving the children of Thedas from obesity one cookie at a time.

[Naesaki]

Sten and Morrigan's banter when he starts trolling her about telling her she will need something to bite down on xD

[Saints]

^Ah wait that was funny
I wish I didn't have a dry sense of humor

[DrBlingzle]

Y'know I've just started to notice how many laughs I've had with sten. For a stone cold, family murdering, zealot with no sense of humor he really is quite funny.

[Naesaki]

Y'know I've just started to notice how many laughs I've had with sten. For a stone cold, family murdering, zealot with no sense of humor he really is quite funny.

Deep down he wants to let out his inner cookie eating child and dance about the place cracking wise and making jokes

[Rancidbiscuit]

Any that involve Morrigan being sarcastic towards the others.

[DontWakeTheBear]

Velanna: So you not only gave up on killing the Grey Warden who murdered your father, you actually joined the order.

Nathaniel: Are you trying to pick a fight, Velanna? Baiting me like this is juvenile.

Velanna: I just wanted to know how you felt.

Nathaniel: How do you feel knowing you murdered all those people because you were too arrogant to check your facts?

Velanna: Warm and fuzzy.

Nathaniel: You're a terrible person. And your ears are clownish.

Velanna: What? Who's juvenile now?

 

 

Velanna: Why do your people revere the stone so much?

Oghren: It's because we come from the Stone. When we come out of our mothers, we're small, round rocks. Pink-streaked rocks are girls, and gray ones are boys. The rocks must be dipped in lava for a few moments each day to keep warm. Every year, a few unlucky parents drop the rock into the lava and can't get it out. Very sad. But do it right, and in a few weeks, the rock cracks open, revealing a bouncing dwarven baby.

Velanna: Like... an egg? That can't be right.

Oghren: Are you questioning dwarven nature and tradition? I'm insulted. (grunts

(Which leads to)

Oghren: (Groans) Don't say anything. Every noise feels like a rusty nail shoved in my forehead.

Velanna: Had a bit too much fun last night? I can help. I had clanmates as bad as you. They used this root as a remedy, powdered and mixed with water. Here.

Oghren: Thanks.

(Which leads to)

Oghren (in MS Sam voice): What's wrong with you, woman? What was that thing you gave me?

Velanna: Just a little something to caution you against telling me more tales about baby rocks.

Oghren: I just told you a harmless lie, but you... you... When does the swelling go down? It's throbbing!

Velanna: (Laughs)

 

Honestly Awaking had some of the funniest dialogue in the entire series.

[Annihilator27]

Sten flirting back with Morrigan takes the cake.

[Ihatebadgames]

Elder mage don't mind the sagging bits. Shale and Wynne.

[Leanansidhe]

• Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs?
• Alistair: Whose legs?
• Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory.
• Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what--
• Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son.
• Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.

 

I think I sat there with my mouth hanging open for about 30 seconds before I started laughing so hard I cried.

[Isaidlunch]

Not really a conversation bu...

 

WITNESS GAXKANG

[Zombie_Alexis]

All the dialogue between Zevran and Wynne was priceless.

 

Wynne: You must know that murder is wrong, I assume.

Zevran: I'm sorry... are you speaking to me?

Wynne: That is why you wish to leave your Crows. A crisis of conscience.

Zevran: Yes, that is exactly it.

Wynne: Joke if you wish, but I have the feeling that deep down you regret the life you have lived.

Zevran: It's true. I regret it all.

Wynne: Must you be such a child? Are you incapable of a single, serious conversation?

Zevran: I know. I am terrible and it makes me sad. May I rest my head in your bosom? I wish to cry.

Wynne: You can cry well away from my bosom, I'm certain.

Zevran: Did I tell you I was an orphan? I never knew my mother.

Wynne: Egad. I give up.

[Hrungr]

Hawke and Talis try to con their way past a guard...

 

 

Hawke: I've been stung by a bee! I think it's swelling! Maker... am I dying?!?

 

Tallis: The swelling is almost as big as your head! Don't just stand there man - do something before it's too late!

 

Hawke: If I die... make sure the world knows... I died at Chateau Haine!

[PinkDiamondstl]

 DA-AW The Anders and Nate banters .

When Anders was happy-go lucky before turned into that shell of a man in DA2.

 

Anders: So you're a Howe?

Nathaniel: Do you have a point, Mage?

Anders: Hey, I'm fond of the Howes! I'm also fond of the Whys, the Whos and the Whats.

Nathaniel: How clever.

Anders: (Laughs) It's shameful how long it took me to come up with that.

 

Anders: You know, Nathaniel, you're just like me.

Nathaniel: Am I, now?

Anders: Everyone hates your family for something terrible they did, even though you weren't involved!

Nathaniel: I hope you have a point, Anders.

Anders: It's like you're a mage! If there were more Howes, they'd lock all of you up in a tower to protect everyone else!

[Darth Krytie]

• Aveline: You didn't come to my solstice dinner party.
• Isabela: Look at you! Dinner parties, cooking... do you have a lace apron yet, or should I get one for you?
• Aveline: Don't change the subject. I sent you an invitation, and you didn't show up.
• Isabela: I thought it would be... I mean, I don't know. I just don't do family gatherings.
• Isabela: Besides, one day you and Donnic will have children, and I'll be the last person you want around them.
• Isabela: Imagine all the awkward questions you'd have to answer. "Mother, what's a Slattern?"
• Aveline: I'll just point at you and say, "That's a Slattern."

One of my favourites.

[Marrissa]

• Morrigan: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.
• Alistair: Yes, well don't worry. It's not what you think.
• Morrigan: I see.
• Alistair: I was looking at your nose.
• Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?
• Alistair: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.
• Morrigan: I hate you so much.
• Alistair: What?
• Morrigan: Never mind.

I was trying to find the one about her laughing if her mom died, but alas I couldn't quite find it.

[DontWakeTheBear]

Hawke and Talis try to con their way past a guard...

 

 

Hawke: I've been stung by a bee! I think it's swelling! Maker... am I dying?!?

 

Tallis: The swelling is almost as big as your head! Don't just stand there man - do something before it's too late!

 

Hawke: If I die... make sure the world knows... I died at Chateau Haine!

That's definitely my favorite DAII quote, sarcastic Hawk is awesome in Mark of the Assassin.

[Hrungr]

That's definitely my favorite DAII quote, sarcastic Hawk is awesome in Mark of the Assassin.

 

Indeed!

 

Also... GamerMD83 has this hilarious series of DA banter videos people should check out: https://www.youtube....d83 banter&sm=3