Sebastian: You know, if you have time, I could give you a few archery pointers.
Varric: Excuse me?
Sebastian: Sometimes your shots veer a little left, I thought maybe your cocking ring was off.
Sebastian: I could take a look if you like.
Varric: You want to touch Bianca's cocking ring?
Sebastian: It was just a thought.
me I love how much of jerk the warden can be.
Warden: This fat cow is your lover?
Jowan: She's right here!….sorry lilly.
I find Fenris's tone in most of his party banter to be amusing. He sounds irritated or bored half the time, and it's all Gideon Emery's delivery. I think some of it was meant to be humorous, but I also think I take some of it the wrong way too XD.
At any rate, one of my favorite, memorable conversations is this one between Avaline and Varric:
Aveline: You, Varric, have a very large mouth.
Varric: And here I've always looked up to you. What is it now?
Aveline: There were fistfights in the barracks over who is the model for your guard serial.
Varric: Hard in Hightown. Riveting stuff. Everyone loves a dirty guard on the edge.
Aveline: Varric.
Varric: Fine. I'll start his big finish. Three chapters until Donnen Brennicovick retires and opens a tavern on the coast.
Varric: I sure hope he makes it. He's getting too old for this s**t.
I'm a fan of cop shows, so I found this highly amusing.
Isabela: So, Donnic was in the Rose.
Aveline: He was not!
Isabela: Easy, big girl. He wasn't shopping for himself. You're lucky to have a man who wants to please you.
Isabela: But, maybe you could indulge him more. Are there areas of intimacy you haven't explored?
Aveline: Why? Why do you give me these doubts!
Isabela: Aveline. If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win.
Veric: ah.. that old chestnut.
·Sten: Dwarf.
·Oghren: What?
·Sten: Stop tripping me.
·Oghren: Stop tripping yourself!
·Sten: If you were significant to notice, I wouldn't step on you.
·Oghren: Oh well... your mother!
· Sten: That was disappointing. I expected better from .
·Oghren: Sorry, I was in a rush.
That had me dying with laughter for about an hour. Those two are amazing! 
Oh! This one too:
Everything between Merrill, Anders and Fenris
Hawke having a Conversation with herself
Isabela Teasing Bethany
I'd love to read his stuff. Or even Isabella's friend-fiction.Am I the only one that would love to see Varric's novels actually published? So many stories to choose from(each book ships containing one magnificent chest hair)
When you agree with Alistair during the conversation with Duncan before the battle at Ostegar, it ends with Duncan in a deep sigh. Sometimes I break character just to hear that exasperation for a warm memory.
Morrigan in her manipulative dialogue to cross to the Circle by boat.
The rescue attempts to save the Warden from imprisonment after surrendering at Howe's Estate. Zev and Oghren, Sten and Oghren, etc. Hilarious!
When Sten sees the children playing in Denerim and he says "Those are too small, send them back to the priest for more training."
I lost it when I heard him say that the first time. Sten is amazing.
Sergeant Kylon.
His lines are very good, and the actor delivers them well.
Sergeant Kylon.
His lines are very good, and the actor delivers them well.
I can't be the only one who would've liked the option to flirt with him like you could with Bann Teagan.
Isabella: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
This is how I feel about most templars.
I can't be the only one who would've liked the option to flirt with him like you could with Bann Teagan.
lol I don't know about flirting but he always cracked me up!
- Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
- Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
- Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
- Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
- Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
- Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
- Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
- Loghain: You don't say.
- Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
- Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
THIS!! A hundred times, this!
Although an honorary mention for:
One of my favs Zevran: But out of everything in Antiva, I miss the leather the most,
Warden: Is that a euphemism?
Zevran: 'Laughs' It may as well be, but not this once no,
I really liked banters between Oghren and Zevran
- Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
- Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
- Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
- Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
- Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
- Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
- Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
- Loghain: You don't say.
- Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
- Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
This one was definitly one of my favorites
Some I heard recently that really cracked me up.
Anders: So, a giant magical prison. You should invest in one of these for Kirkwall, Aveline.
Aveline: What are you on about?
Anders: Your guardsmen have their hands full chasing down blood mages and abominations. I thought you might like somewhere to put them.
Aveline: The redeemable go to the Circle, the rest go in the ground.
Anders: Maybe they can design it to shock anyone who says something bad about you!
Merrill: Tell me a story, Varric.
Varric: Right now? I don't think we have time, Daisy.
Merrill: Maybe a very short story, then? Please?
Varric: Fine. "When the cards turned, he lost."
Merrill: Oh. Did it have to be so sad?
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