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[Natsunomiko21]

Damn, I said I would do it!

Still waiting for my pilot loving! Yadda yadda ;o

[UndercoverDoctor]

Okay?

[Tarrek723]

bing bang ba boom boom shi-gong

[Traumacrazy]

agghhhh...the bouncing boobs of DOOM



there...that was as useless as this

[Slukers]

I would find him an interesting LI option in the third one, he is a good friend. Of course, that could lead to a lot of complication for him...

[Tielis]

Do want.

[THALE]

Thing is (and I hate myself for having the profile pic in this) that with Jokers brittle bones, sex might just... well brake his pelvis. I mean, he fractured his thumb on a button. Does that say anything? Sad too say, Joker will stay a friend

[Dethateer]

1. Pretty sure he was joking about that.

2. Necro.

3. Maybe he like "snu-snu".

[We Are Harbinger]

THALE wrote...

Thing is (and I hate myself for having the profile pic in this) that with Jokers brittle bones, sex might just... well brake his pelvis. I mean, he fractured his thumb on a button. Does that say anything? Sad too say, Joker will stay a friend

One word.
Tali.
.....Any thing is possible.....

[THALE]

We Are Harbinger wrote...

THALE wrote...

Thing is (and I hate myself for having the profile pic in this) that with Jokers brittle bones, sex might just... well brake his pelvis. I mean, he fractured his thumb on a button. Does that say anything? Sad too say, Joker will stay a friend

One word.
Tali.
.....Any thing is possible.....

Well, i did just remember the good Doctor trying too cure Jokers brittle bones. Maybe in mass effect 3 youll be able too, who knows.

[We Are Harbinger]

THALE wrote...

We Are Harbinger wrote...

THALE wrote...

Thing is (and I hate myself for having the profile pic in this) that with Jokers brittle bones, sex might just... well brake his pelvis. I mean, he fractured his thumb on a button. Does that say anything? Sad too say, Joker will stay a friend

One word.
Tali.
.....Any thing is possible.....

Well, i did just remember the good Doctor trying too cure Jokers brittle bones. Maybe in mass effect 3 youll be able too, who knows.

Why bother to fill the plot hole? Just "Yeah I have a fractured pelvis now but it was totally worth it. And I guess I can still fly the Normandy because why not."

I don't take any of the romance sub plots seriously. Its just fan service. And by fan I mean 15 year olds.

If they added 1 gun for every romancible character, there'd be 4 more guns. And maybe one less disk. (not that that bothered me, just saying)

[THALE]

We Are Harbinger wrote...

THALE wrote...

We Are Harbinger wrote...

THALE wrote...

Thing is (and I hate myself for having the profile pic in this) that with Jokers brittle bones, sex might just... well brake his pelvis. I mean, he fractured his thumb on a button. Does that say anything? Sad too say, Joker will stay a friend

One word.
Tali.
.....Any thing is possible.....

Well, i did just remember the good Doctor trying too cure Jokers brittle bones. Maybe in mass effect 3 youll be able too, who knows.

Why bother to fill the plot hole? Just "Yeah I have a fractured pelvis now but it was totally worth it. And I guess I can still fly the Normandy because why not."

I don't take any of the romance sub plots seriously. Its just fan service. And by fan I mean 15 year olds.

If they added 1 gun for every romancible character, there'd be 4 more guns. And maybe one less disk. (not that that bothered me, just saying)

I agree, the romance is nothing but a fan service. But if it makes someone happy, go for it. though id rather have an extra gun, then a relationship with some of ther crew

[We Are Harbinger]

I liked the casual flirting with Kelly better. It felt more natural. The LIs felt like a fan fic. A poorly written fan fic.

[THALE]

Well with kelly shell give you that dance, which is far better then the LIs. cept for that part with Miranda.... damn... sorry what?

[We Are Harbinger]

yeah... Miranda's was worth it. I didn't know computer graphics could look so sexy.

I'm reminded of Lords of Acid - Sit on your face.

[THALE]

i mean, not as good as the real thing, but the graphics worked wonderfully

[xDarkicex]

THALE wrote...

Thing is (and I hate myself for having the profile pic in this) that with Jokers brittle bones, sex might just... well brake his pelvis. I mean, he fractured his thumb on a button. Does that say anything? Sad too say, Joker will stay a friend

Its called girl on top, and being very slow and steady.
He can walk he can manage a women

[Ilovejoker]

Man! I love Joker! (Thats why i have this name!)

Romatic dialoge would be great, it doesn't HAVE to be sex. just kissing, besides they are always together

This is my verison of a romatic dialoge


Joker fell asleep in his leather seat..

Joker sleep-talking: n-No EDI this is my ship.....

Femshep: Joker.... *Shakes him lightly*

(Joker wakes up, but pretending to sleep)

Femshep: He is so cute when he's asleep ~<3

Joker: WHAT?! (As he jumps abit)

Femshep: Uhhh.... How are things going in the bridge?

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[Stanley Woo]

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If you really want to talk about Joker, there's a thread dedicated to him in the Official Campaign forum. Thank you.



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