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What's Your ME2 Epic Speech!?!? (Fun, time consuming thread.)


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AoiDreamer

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 **Insert epic music *** For most effect, listen to the words with the song. 'nods' ***



**Insert Jennifer Hale's voice as female Shepard.**
 
"Shepards... Though there are but a few of you I've come to know and grow a comraderie with, I've come to watch each and every one of you grow into the strong men and women that you are today..

No longer are we divided by our petty differences..!

No longer are we blinded by our weaknesses..!

No longer are we unable to grasp this little thing before us now, on this day of days...! This final stretch before the darkest but most meaningful moments of our short existance..!

No...

Today we stand united. Today, together we steel our hearts and minds for what they say is suicide from day one.. They sell humanity and our allies short..! They don't realize what's at stake..! They don't know what compells us, what motivates each and every one of you to pick up your weapon and motivate your men...!

So..

Tomorrow, we will take the fight to the collectors!! We'll hunt them to the very ends of the galaxy and make them pay for each and every human life that those sadistic bastards took..

We have to give everything... Even if it means our lives! We will stop at nothing! We will FIGHT for the lost!!
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This is commander Sierra Shepard speaking, perhaps for the last time.. I'll see you all on the other side of the Omega 4..

Signing off."
 
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Kind've just a fun thread idea to pass time the next few days, on this final stretch before the game comes out. I thought it would be a nice change of pace, and that video inspired me to write up a few lines to go with it, yes I know I stole the line out of the video..! But anyways.. I addressed this one to all the Shepards waiting to kick some collector ass, what would YOUR epic speech be?! And... This is sort've my unofffical lead-out thread until the game's been beaten a few times and everyone can come back and discuss it.
Make sure you listen to the music with the speech..! It's pretty neat.

Modifié par AoiDreamer, 22 janvier 2010 - 01:45 .


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Ulquiorra_Schiffer

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*Uses Razak's Voice*



Before Assualting the Collecter Hive Ship,Addressing the Crew:



"I only Have One Rule, Everyone Fights No-One Quits, You Don't Do Your Job I'll Shoot You Myself"

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All I have to say is:



Yippie-Kay-Yay Motherf***ers!



*blows some Collectors up sky-high*

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AoiDreamer

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Ulquiorra_Schiffer wrote...

*Uses Razak's Voice*

Before Assualting the Collecter Hive Ship,Addressing the Crew:

"I only Have One Rule, Everyone Fights No-One Quits, You Don't Do Your Job I'll Shoot You Myself"


Posted Image Hehe, Somehow very fitting... Good line from a pretty good movie.

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Nalantir

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Ulquiorra_Schiffer wrote...

*Uses Razak's Voice*

Live forever, apes!

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Naughty Bear

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We are legion!

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Spankinstein

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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.



OR



Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...

My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.

Lo, there do I see...

The line of my people...

Back to the beginning.

Lo, they do call to me.

They bid me take my place among them.

in the halls of Valhalla...

Where the brave...

May live...

...forever.



So says James Shepard


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JudgeQwerty

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*standing infront of his intercom, having just achieved his second or third 'Paramour' achievement*



"I know I'm asking the impossible of you. Some of you have already done it for me, but we cannot rest on oir accomplishments! Yes, if we survive into the sequel, nonme of you will recieve credit.... you'll just go home while I continue enjoying the gme nd multiple romantic liaisons. But this isn't about pride!



*Dramatic fist pump, though noone is actually nearby* I have a dream... where asari and salarians and turians stand together, not for power or trade deals or anything so petty... instead, our great races stand together now for one noble goal... To save humanity!!!



*We glimpse his groundteam of Miranda and Jacob standing together, while just off screen Mordin's high pitch voice is heard exclaiming "Wait a minute..."



*back to Shephard* I don't know what threats we'll be facing. I don't what sort of devious plots these bug aliens have aligned against it... but I know this!! I once killed a Reaper! Yes, it was really a puppet avatar thingie and yes, it was actually my retarded sidekick who took the shot... *Joker's swearing is heard throughout the ship* but that's not the point!!



Now... lets kick some bug butt!!

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"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain... Like wind in the meadow. The days have come down in the west, behind the hills... Into shadow."

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Insert Winston Churchills voice

we shall fight in the colonies, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in there ships and in the omega relay, we shall fight for the lost! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!



Although i doubt surrender is an option lol.

Modifié par Funkcase, 22 janvier 2010 - 02:27 .


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Spankinstein

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Grunt: War's over, man. The Collectors dropped the big one.

Shepard: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Elcor bombed Eden Prime? Hell no!

Tali: Elcor?

Thane: Forget it, he's rolling.

Shepard: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard]

Shepard: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[runs out, alone; then returns]

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Reapers239

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mine would be this



*inserts new clip into the LM*



-now is not not the time for speech, now is the time for action and you know what to do-

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DarthReavus

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TheMightyOm wrote...

"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain... Like wind in the meadow. The days have come down in the west, behind the hills... Into shadow."


From shamelessly pilfering Théoden to shamelessly pilfering Aragorn (movie version).

"The day may come when the courage of men fails, when we foresake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.  But it is not this day!  An hour of wolves and shattered shields as the age of men comes crashing down!  But it is not this day!  This day we FIGHT!  By all that you hold dear I bid you stand, Men of the West!"

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"You all know the mission, and what is at stake.



I have come to trust each of you with my life -- but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained as Spectres; we would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way.

Think of our heroes; the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are.

Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers!

Our influence pushed back the geth on Eden Prime, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped Sovereign from ushering in the Reaper fleet, but before that, we held the line!





Our influence will stop the Collectors; in the battle today, we will hold the line!"



Sorry, that's the best I could come up with lol

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xMister Vx

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Gentlemen, it has often been said that I like war. Gentlemen, I like war. No, Gentlemen. I love war!..



[etc.]

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In the spirit of Starship Troopers:



*equips nuke launcher*



John Shephard: "Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs"

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Lucy Glitter

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WE WILL HOLD THE LINE!!!



*walks off*

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eternalnightmare13

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"If we fark this up don't worry I'll just reload from a previous save, again!''

Modifié par eternalnightmare13, 22 janvier 2010 - 03:25 .


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Spankinstein wrote...

Grunt: War's over, man. The Collectors dropped the big one.
Shepard: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Elcor bombed Eden Prime? Hell no!
Tali: Elcor?
Thane: Forget it, he's rolling.
Shepard: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Shepard: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]


Animal House, yes?

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Funkcase

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Seeing as we are all going all Starship troopers:



Do you wanna live for ever!!!

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Colinissile

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"FOOOOOOORRR NAARRRNNNNIIAAAA"

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I made this thread last week, it never got past the first page (20-some posts)

:crying:

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Oh, and this NEEDS to be the speech!

Modifié par Crawling_Chaos, 22 janvier 2010 - 03:29 .


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"The Collectors think they can snatch human lives away. Neither humans, nor any other species in this galaxy shall fall prey to such creatures again, be they Collectors, or even the goddamned Reapers themselves.



We're going to hit them with such a fury that if any survive, they will look back on this moment in history, and weep black tears of anguish. Some may call this a suicide mission, but I call it overwhelming retribution.



There is no 'if we win'. We WILL win. Take that into your heart, and it will carry the day."

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This is now my favorite thread. Bravo OP. My workday will be that much shorter. Posted Image

Shepard walks into the meeting room. Everyone looks nervous. Shepard pulls out his pistol and shoots Grunt in the face.

Shepard: "See what I did there? I bonded with him. I even thought of him as friend. What do you think I'm about to do to the Collectors?"

Posted Image

Modifié par todahouse21, 22 janvier 2010 - 03:44 .