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[Pups_of_war_76]

there's a new Litho commemorating mass effect saga coming out soon and it looks kinda pretty bad: 

 

 

way too murky

 

ME2 one still looks cute, though

 

 

Space Pals!

[Radahldo]

that does look pretty bad

[hanar05]

there's a new Litho commemorating mass effect saga coming out soon and it looks kinda pretty bad: 
 

At first I thought Garrus' rifle was flaccid.

[IccaRa]

There is a lot off with this.

 

The giant Sheploo at the top is one of them.

[Pups_of_war_76]

just not evocative at all

 

poster design is such a lost art in mainstream media

 

everyone has just been trying to emulate roger kastel for forty years, which would get boring even if they did it effectively, which is rarely the case 

[Xeyska]

Looks like they're trying too hard, and it should be a giant Javik at the top instead of Sheploo.

[IccaRa]

Where is Grunt?

 

And, of course, Kaidan.

 

Samara?

 

Jacob?

 

Vega?

 

Or is this the work of, "1 species representation only and no other dudes to compete with Sheploo whom we will fill the pivotal first focal point of the image with, despite him representing a completely customizable player character who could be black or brown or even a woman."

 

I also can't take the tiny Illusive man seriously.

[mariahchu]

Lame.  It is very foggy.  I mean, in person it's probably nicer... but the MASSIVE Sheploo is a letdown, because clearly we all played Sheploo...  and then the BAM!LIARAINYOURFACE, as if she's the main character.  What?  Didn't romance her?  Well here's a  hot Tali right next to her!  Because if you didn't bang Liara you totally banged Tali, right Sheploo. 

 

And thank you Hana, now ALL I CAN SEE IS GARRUS' FLOPPY FLACID GUN.

[Pups_of_war_76]

Looks like they're trying too hard, and it should be a giant Javik at the top instead of Sheploo.

Captain Bailey

[Radahldo]

its bad that the sex robot is a real thing and will forever be part of mass effect merchandise...

[Xeyska]

Captain Bailey

 

That's works too.

[Pups_of_war_76]

its bad that the sex robot is a real thing and will forever be part of mass effect merchandise...

clearly someone in charge of stuff thinks that was a really good idea, or else they would not continue to offer this screenprint at their official store: 

 

[IccaRa]

What. Really? I trolled around the store for a few minutes the other day and don't remember seeing that...

 

EDI's design is just another one of those things I feel salty about.

[hanar05]

EDI's design is probably one of the worst parts of ME3 for personally.
I find it incredibly appalling and offensive.

[Xeyska]

EDI didn't need a robot body, she was the freakin' ship.

[hanar05]

EDI didn't need a robot body, she was the freakin' ship.

Superior body.

[Pups_of_war_76]

Robot heels! 

[hanar05]

Robot heels!

[117BloodyDragon]

but heels indicate femaleness guise

[hanar05]

but heels indicate femaleness guise

[Moussey]

EDI's design is probably one of the worst parts of ME3 for personally.
I find it incredibly appalling and offensive.

The whole thing made it upset

 

I thought Joker and EDI's love/hate friendship was great comedy material 

 

But apparently a man and a sort-of-but-not-really female AI can never be bros. A female robot has to be used in some how

[hanar05]

All ladies and lady-like entities must be romanceable.
It is their purpose.

[Moussey]

But The #1 thing that has made me constantly upset about ME3 even to this day, is that it's still universally worshipped by every game journalist and gamer out there. 9 and 10 star ratings on every published review. You can completely forget that: 

 

- nearly every side mission is auto-dialogue; there isn't even a conversation before its forced upon you and your

- bullshit journal. how can't i track where my missions are? how the hell does it not work when it wasn't an issue in the past two games?

- wonky pacing. it's so odd how the game gives you a "choice" to do missions as you see fit when some of them can disappear under your nose because of some unlisted time limit? i'm mainly talking about how the purgatory mission with jack will fail if you don't do it after a mission or so. thematically it makes sense i guess but i was doing it during the tuchanka arc? you know where it wouldn't make sense to not play them consecutively? oh well sorry jack you had to die

- stupid point system. what a nuisance, aside from unlocking the green ending this system is so useless and it messes up the pacing even more. as a gamer, you're motivated to grab the most amount of points as you can at the expense of choice and even valuable story material. it distracts you from actually playing this game for the story and wants you to treat it like an arcade game

- but perhaps that's a good thing because the story and overall writing is just bad???

- do you like people? do you like people who are not rated as the most fuckable by forum fanboys and girls (but not us)? if they are jacob, thane, sorry, they get sub-par treatment and are written off as fast as possible.  

- not to mention kasumi, zaeed and even wrex have the most godawful dialogue and voice performances i have ever seen and watched??? why

- the worst part is how this is all done b/c somebody in bioware has a serious case of character worship. let's put liara, tali and garrus on a pedestal and let everyone else die with bad lines

[hanar05]

Can't say much good came out of that game at all.
Haven't even touched it with a ten-foot pole since finishing it.

[117BloodyDragon]

I couldn't even finish the game. I just wasn't having any fun. I'm still kinda bitter about the whole thing.