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[Ebony Dragon]

Anders: "Let's see if we can find a few more deposits!"

Hawke (internally): 'How much more of this do you need?'

[BouncyFrag]

Pretty much anything you hear Sten say on the battlefield. The more unintelligible, the better.  Sten informing the Archdemon "you battle a Qunari" just before landing the final blow before the big cutscene is one of my top gaming moments ever. This happened my first time playing DA:O and I was having problems with the Archdemon and was on the verge of getting wiped again. At that point, Sten was the last one standing and only a hit away from dying himself.

[Ibn_Shisha]

Another honorable mention from other BW:

 

"I see what you're saying."

 

TOR male BH to the various Revanites on Dromund Kaas as they're boring him with their philosophical drivel, delivered in such a dry, smile-and-nod tone it still makes me chuckle.

[mousestalker]

Alistair: So you... mentioned you had a son? What happened to him?

 

Wynne: I honestly don't know, Alistair. He was... taken from me. Such births are seldom, as there are ways to prevent it, but it does happen. And any child born to a Circle mage belongs to the Chantry.

 

Alistair: I... didn't know. I'm sorry.

Wynne: It's all right. It was a long time ago. A very long time ago.

 

Alistair: Couldn't you do something about it?

Wynne: Do what? I was weak from the birthing process and there were... no, there was nothing I could do.

Alistair: Do you think about him?

Wynne: All the time.

 

[wetnasty]

"That's right big girl, what of it?" 

 

Wasn't even something that was said often, just was so masterly delivered. 

 

 

Oh, and can't forget the most classic one

 

 

"Shut up, ******." 

[BronzTrooper]

"You messed with the wrong mage!"  -Anders

 

I can't help but think to myself, "So who's the right mage to mess with?"  

[Aimi]

And HOLY CRAP! She's... she's...
 
AZULA?!

Yeah, Grey DeLisle does a lot of voices. Velanna, Azula, Mandy, Nassana Dantius, Samantha Manson, Brianna, Daphne Blake, New Natla, Nova, the Female Grand Champion...

[Dutchess]

"I don't think I have much left in me."

"Do you think they're tiring? I'm tiring."

 

Merrill in blood magic mode as soon as the first freaking enemy is in sight.

[BronzTrooper]

"Ah, Hawke stepped in the poopy."  -Fenris

 

I started laughing so hard it's not even funny!  Well... it is funny.  Hilarious, actually.  nvm...

[Setiweb]

It's because we come from the Stone. When we come out of our mothers, we're small, round rocks. Pink-streaked rocks are girls, and gray ones are boys. The rocks must be dipped in lava for a few moments each day to keep warm. Every year, a few unlucky parents drop the rock into the lava and can't get it out. Very sad. But do it right, and in a few weeks, the rock cracks open, revealing a bouncing dwarven baby.

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

I like this from Carver & sarcastic Hawke during the legacy dlc:

Carver: Everything lower than Lowtown should just be filled in. The lot of it.
Hawke: So kill everything lower than your upturned nose?
Carver: If you don't want rats, you get rid of the colony.
Hawke: And then whatever eats rats has to look your way.
Carver: Well, lets do nothing then. My mistake.

[Animositisomina]

Cortez from ME3: "Everything is an odor." The actual line being "Everything is in order."

[frankf43]

"Irrelevant." 

"Serah Hawk. Look at what you have done." 

[Wolfen09]

messer, please stop kicking the wall

[wetnasty]

You don't want me around your kids. You'll have some tough questions to answer. "Mummy, whot's a slutton?"

 

I'll just point at you and say: "THAT's a slutton."

 

slattern* :x

[pmac_tk421]

Everything Isolde said in her obnoxious French accent. *shudders*

[Farci Reprimer]

Guard:"You dont look like brothers"

 

Zevran:"How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? Look at us! We are TWINS! Not identical, of course, but twins nonetheless"

 

Oghren:" Im the pretty one "

 

And pretty much every other legendary combination of Fort Drakon Rescue Team actually

[Iakus]

Guard:"You dont look like brothers"

 

Zevran:"How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? Look at us! We are TWINS! Not identical, of course, but twins nonetheless"

 

Oghren:" Im the pretty one "

 

And pretty much every other legendary combination of Fort Drakon Rescue Team actually

Guard: "What is your business in Fort Drakon?"

 

Sten: " I am a giant with a war dog.  I am either making a delivery or I am besieging your fort.  Hope for the former"

[Rhea]

Sister Theohild: "The Veal holds no uncertainty for her, and she will know no fear of death, for the Maker shall be her bacon and her shield, her foundation and her--"

 

Mother Perpetua: "There is no veal in the Chant! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=F4me2Qf2Lno

[myahele]

Cast a wide enough and you're bound to catch something--- isabella.

Wow I thought she was a seductress, but now she seems like she don't even have standards when it comes to sexual partners.

And then the quote about alister being a minute man

[BronzTrooper]

Cast a wide enough and you're bound to catch something--- isabella.

Wow I thought she was a seductress, but now she seems like she don't even have standards when it comes to sexual partners.

And then the quote about alister being a minute man

 

She does have standards.  It's just that she has low standards.  

[robotnist]

"HODOR"....

 

err, wait, i mean;

 

"ENCHANTMENT"!!!!

[Grieving Natashina]

messer, please stop kicking the wall

Along the same lines "Stop kicking the wall or I'll have you thrown out."

 

"The Viscount must be terribly busy."

 

 

Cast a wide enough and you're bound to catch something--- isabella.
 

 

The last line of that same bit of dialogue is something I took to heart and I think it's one of the wisest things Isabela says in DA2: 

 

Aveline: How are you so successful with men? You're not that pretty.

Isabela: Cast a wide enough net, and you're bound to catch something.

Aveline: (Laughs) At least you're willing to admit it.

Isabela: Trust me. I've heard, "Get away from me, you pirate hag!" more times than I care to count.

Aveline: Doesn't that bother you?

Isabela: Why should it? They don't know me. I know me.

 

 

It's such a simple statement, but it spoke volumes to me.  It will always echo in my mind.