'Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back?'
'I sense some darkspawn!'
'For the Couslands!!1'
Those voicesets were so irritating ;-;
The cocky one...picked it...heard it for over 127 hours
'Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back?'
'I sense some darkspawn!'
'For the Couslands!!1'
Those voicesets were so irritating ;-;
"Messir, please STOP KICKING THE WALL."
"If you kick that wall one more time..."
I can just imagine this weird crazy guy just entering the viscount's keep every day just to do his daily wall kicking. Whoever the NPC is, they're my hero.
Guardcaptain Aveline.
"I can do that for you"
"I can do that for you"
"I can do that for you"
"I can do that for you"
"I can do that for you"
"I can do that for you"
"I can do that for you"
"I can do that for you"
I love Leliana, but damn..
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel."
Sorry, just finished all the Mass Effect games and now this line won't go away!
Random bandit battle cry. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
That guy was a man.
"Let's see if we can find a few more deposits."
Thanks, Anders. Heard you the first three times.
"There should be more further in."
I'm not sure if it's been stated but in Act 2 when you talk to Anders:
Anders (to Isabela): "...don't come running to me next time you catch one of these diseases."
Isabela: "Isn't that the point of magic?"
I'm playing through 2 again and just came across this. xD
"NEWS OF THE HOUR!"
'Glorious!'
I say this a lot. I hate myself for doing it. I even do his little head gesture because I find it hilarious.
Nathaniel activating his bard song.
I still have nightmares about it.
Speed-dialoguing Alistair in Ostagar turns into:
"Would you like to ask me about something else?"
"Would you like to ask me about something else?"
"Would you like to ask me about something else?"
"Would you like to ask me about something else?"
"Would you like to ask me about something else?"
(Warden head explodes, game over)
"Teagan!!!!!" "Shepard!!"
Lol this is Epic.
More a line of dialogue I cannot unsee, as it's the Warden's:
"A Chanter says 'What?'"
"Ah the Blooming Rose, where people come, then go..."
"I found this amazing hat-shop in Low Town"
"Oh Maker"
"I should go"
"That's all for now"
"maker! is like talking to a child!"
"looks like something wants to die"
"hoo is dis woman, teagan!"
"It looks like the comtesse is in greater danger of expiring at the moment."
"You make me out to be some kind of shrill harpy!
"Show some respect!"
'Dwarven crafts! Fine Dwarven crafts! Straight from Orzammar! Won't find better!!' Finding a mod that silenced him was on the top of my to do list. Also... during the battle for Denerim in DA:O... as you're running to the gate, there's one guy there that gets a chuckle out of me every time. I think it's the shrieking he does lol 'KILL THOSE GODLESS BASTARDS!!!!!!'
Also, 'What's a Mekel?'
Most of the other ones mentioned here as well, but... that last one in DA:O gets me every time!
MAKER NOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUHHH
omg I hate Sebastian so much
"Not much room in the barracks, but there's no place I'd rather be."
Also,
"I'm sure you'll be pleased with the goods my boy and I have collected; and with your discount!" - This one drove me mad.