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[SoSolaris]

"So, what does Ms. 'I'm so special the fade shines out my bum' want?' "

 

"MOOOOOTHAAA!! WHERE AWE YOU MOTHA??"

 

 

[Exaltation]

"That's what I've heard on the roads anyhow,take it for what it is."
- Bodahn/Bartenders/Innkeepers

[Finnn62]

"May the Paragons watch over me!"

"These creatures have no true reason to fight us!"

"Best be wary!"

"Well, aren't you sweet and attentive?" (before, after, and sometimes in-between rounds of combat due to accidentally selecting Leliana.)

 

"Bianca, you minx! That was beautiful!"

"I'll show you why mages are feared!"

"There's probably a lesson here about the dangers of magic."

"One more is vanquished"

[LostInReverie19]

"Can it believe it?" - Shayle 

 

I have no idea why this line of dialogue has stuck in my head for so long. It must be the way it is delivered. It is just perfect. And it always pops into my head in corresponding situations, in Shayle's voice of course. 

[UnspeakableCat]

    omg I hate Sebastian so much

 

 

And he's a DLC character. I mean... I even PAYED for him >_<'

 

But....

http://youtu.be/37eiBVOWtFM

 

XD

[Gtdef]

When you enter market square in denerim and there's this old lady that tries to learn the chant of light, and always says in a high pitched grandma voice "AAAAAAAALLL MEEN..."

[BronzTrooper]

Saw this video on Youtube and I can't help but laugh at Sebastian's lines:

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=_Hw6ymPBAyE

 

I like Merrill's second line and Isabela's first line.  

[ladyiolanthe]

"I think we work well together." - Alistair in combat; I think it might only have triggered if you're romancing him. Made me melt every time, because I played a rogue, so he'd engage the enemy front on, and she'd sneak up and backstab them.  It was just such an appropriate thing for him to say. 

[Eveangaline]

Each and every burp out of Oghren

[Mukora]

"M'lady" -Nathaniel Howe

[Turnip]

"I'd drown us in blood to keep you safe!" - Anders

"I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you!" - ^

"I'll try to be merciful!" - Leliana

"Father says he doesn't like cats, but he hasn't met Kitty!" - That one kid in Honnleath

"If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win" - Queen Isabela

[Gtdef]

Isabela fighting,

"If we kill them we get their stuff!"

[Eveangaline]

"Suck on a fireball!"

[Lucy Glitter]

And he's a DLC character. I mean... I even PAYED for him >_<'

 

But....

http://youtu.be/37eiBVOWtFM

 

XD

 

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

[10K]

Verric: Bartrand I'm coming for you! you nug humping bastard!

[Insufficient Skill]

1. One of the fem!Warden voices: Can I get you a ladder so you can get off my back? (Over and over, I s2g.)
2. Seconding Gtdef up there about the Chantry sisters in Denerim. "The Maker does not bread sinners!"
3. TODAY, I AM MORE THAN A MAN. COME, FELICITATE ME.

[The Qun & the Damned]

"Why do they call this a brothel? Does it have something to do with broth?" ~Alistair in Origins, Merrill in DA2

[nightcobra]

"Think of the mayhem Sera, Mayyyyyyyheeem..."

[satunnainen]

"Oh its you, The you".

 

Not just the line but delivery too.

[phunx]

Whatever we were before, we are now ... THE INQUISITION!

[Eveangaline]

"I am your evolutionary superior! The master of Magnatism!" - Morrigan

 

..wait no that was magneto

[Orian Tabris]

"My Warden sense is tingling!"

"I like big boats, I cannot lie."

"Has someone been swinging from the chandelier? Sandal..."

"Has someone been swinging from the chandelier? Merrill..."

"Wait, you're... married?"

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

"May I rest my head in your bosom?"

"Love is ultimately selfish. It demands that one be devoted to a single person, who may fully occupy one’s mind and heart, to the exclusion of all else…"

"Honey badger!"

"Oh, everyone knows honey badger!"

"Wanna take a look at me ditties?"

"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."

 

Sarcastic FemHawke: "In all the time you've known me Varric, when have I ever given you the impression I've been turned off by crazy?"

Varric: "Hmph, good point."

 

Morrigan: "This poor creature has been left to be food for the darkspawn. I suggest we free him."

Alistair: "I never would have expected you to say something like that."

Morri: "I also suggest you put Alistair there, instead."

Ali: "That's more like it."

 

ManHawke beginning romance "Merrill."

 

Bran: "Although, where you would find such an individual, surely, I do not know."

Varric: "The Hanged Man."

Fenris: "Hanged Man."

Sebastian: "Even I know that."

[Farci Reprimer]

Male warden to Shale after discovering her gender: You just seem cuter than before. Weird.

Shale: Riiight. I get it staring my behind and I.....feel really awkward

[Sleepy Somnus]

Varric after being betrayed by Bartrand.

 

"I swear, I will find that son of a ****** (sorry mother) and I will kill him!!"