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[Grieving Natashina]

"Be alert!  There may be pigeons about!"  

"And here we go again."

[anna_navarre]

"Just call me the Reaper!"

[Spectre Impersonator]

This is hilarious and so true. 

 

I can't get "Messing with us is suicide" and "Your wish?" out of my head.

[ahellbornlady]

 

I'm sure you'll be pleased with the goods my boy and I have collected! AND with your discount!

 

It's in my head forever. Also, anytime I hear someone just say "No." I think of Sten.

[Ryzaki]

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

 

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

 

Oh god this. This. I had nightmares of this while playing BG2 (also the JE crack about it at dirge at least was amusing). So glad everyone just does auto catch up now.

 

...it would be a massive troll if in Inq your companions decide to wander off in the middle of a dungeon and you get that message D:

[Mummy22kids]

Anora: "Bann Teagan, my father is doing what is best."

Teagan: "Did he also do what was best for your husband, Your Majesty?"

[MetalGear312]

"Kitty! Stop scaring me!" I won't let you inside me, I WON'T!"

So wrong in every single way possible XD

[Fredward]

"I like big boats, I cannot lie."

[Grieving Natashina]

Snark!Hawke after Isabela's Fade betrayal.

 

"I like big boats.  I cannot lie.  Really Isabela?"

 

"Well, it's true!"

[Grieving Natashina]

A few more for the BG fans.  This was going through my head before I napped earlier:

 

"Minsc and Boo stand ready!"

"You point, I punch!"

"Butt kicking for great justice!"

[Clat1]

Well well...what have we here?

[SilkieBantam]

"You go through me before anyone else."

[Grieving Natashina]

This is hilarious and so true. 

 

I can't get "Messing with us is suicide" and "Your wish?" out of my head.

I loved the "messing with us is suicide" line.

 

"Perhaps I am a dragon.  If so, count yourself lucky.  The smell of burning darkspawn does nothing for the appetite."

 

Here's a line plus my mental reaction the first time I heard it.  

 

"Hoho, you could never be a dragon."

Me: Teasing b*tch.

[Clat1]

A few more for the BG fans.  This was going through my head before I napped earlier:

 

"Minsc and Boo stand ready!"

"You point, I punch!"

"Butt kicking for great justice!"

 

Go for the eyes!

[Grieving Natashina]

Go for the eyes!

"Squeak!"

[BronzTrooper]

"I like big boats, I cannot lie."

 

 

Snark!Hawke after Isabela's Fade betrayal.

 

"I like big boats.  I cannot lie.  Really Isabela?"

 

"Well, it's true!"

 

I now point you to my sig.  

 

On topic:

 

"Warden senses tingling."  Uh, we aren't fighting darkspawn, buddy... 

 

Sten and Morrigan talking about Qunari sex.  * shudders *

 

"..., the way the light glistens off its muscles..."  Shale to Sten when they are complimenting each other on their battle prowess.  Caused me to go, "Wait... WTF?!"

 

"Your desire?"  -Morrigan  It's just the way she says it that makes me go, "Ok, why did I romance you again?"

 

"Possibly, if I had the desire to.  I do not."  Morrigan when you ask her if she could teach others how to be Shapeshifters when her approval is 50+, despite the fact that you asked her if she could at the beginning of the game and she had no problem with it.  

 

"Can I get you a ladder?  So you can get off my back?"  I loved that line. 

 

"Darkspawn!  Watch for their blood!"  That gets annoying in the Deep Roads...

 

 

I know I have more, but I can't seem to remember them right now...

[Fredward]

Go for the eyes!

"Squeak!"

 

"RrraaaAAGHGHH!"

[XMissWooX]

Sandal: "Can I have some salamanders please?"
Bodahn: "Don't do it! That's where the boom comes from, I think"

And

Sandal: "I want to go home."
Bodahn: "We can go back to Fereldan one day, my boy."

And pretty much anything those two say in the Hawke estate. Since I make a point to have every Hawke hear 'Sandal's Prophecy' I hear those lines a lot.

[Ryzaki]

"It does my heart good to know you remember the basics of what I taught...even the flaws."

 

On a DAO note that whole conversation with Leliana trying to subtly get the warden into her tent with the warden being hilariously dense about it never gets old.

 

"I think I'll stay up and write in my journal."

[KaiserShep]

I'm always a bit amused when one of the random mooks I kill in DA2 says "SAVE ME, YOU BAWSTUDS!"

 

Also:

"Apostate prostitutes. Apostitutes *insert infectious laugh*"

[renfrees]

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

 

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Please no! You just relived my nightmares.

 

"And you die!"

"We should move on"

"Hawke said sarcastically"

"I think i need a bath, do you think i need a bath?"

[L. Han]

"Grey your Warden"

"Help! I've been stung by a bee! I think it's swelling!"

"How about I shove a canary up your coal mine?"

"Can I get you ladder? So you can get off my back"

"This wyvern was to kill, not yours. Mine, mine, mine!!!"

[snackrat]

WHOO ALSE HAS BEEN SCREWING ME OVAAAA? TELL ME YOU RUTTING MONGREL! ...to the point that anytime I hear/see the words "you bear", I think "Hubert" and immediately hear this).

*singing*

River, o river, flow gently for me,

such precious cargo "youBERT, WHOO ALSE HAS BEEN SCREWING ME OVAAAA?!"

 

 

Also 'desperation is an ugly perfume', I mean mostly I love the experienced voicesets but dayum

[Grieving Natashina]

Please no! You just relived my nightmares.

 

Good...good. 

 

Not like I've been able to get that out of my head for over 15 years now.

[BronzTrooper]

"This wyvern was to kill, not yours. Mine, mine, mine!!!"

 

When I first heard this line, I was like, "Ok, when do I get to kill this whiny b*@#h?"

 

Also 'desperation is an ugly perfume', I mean mostly I love the experienced voicesets but dayum

 

I think this one can get a little annoying because it seems like a fem Warden with the experienced voice set seems to say it a lot.