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[Killdren88]

When you are getting to know Bodahn in DA:O

"Do you want to ask me something else?" Don't know why. Just so annoying to me.

[They call me a SpaceCowboy]

 

 

"..., the way the light glistens off its muscles..."  Shale to Sten when they are complimenting each other on their battle prowess.  Caused me to go, "Wait... WTF?!"

 

 

 

Was this before you found out SHale is female?

[BronzTrooper]

Was this before you found out SHale is female?

 

No, I knew.  It's just that I wasn't expecting it at all.

[MoogleNut]

Going through The wounded Coast with Isabela in tow, hearing her say "Look out for...!" expecting the next word to be "trap", instead she says completely seriously "Look out for squirrels, they're sneaky little bastards!"

 

Cracked me up for ages after the first time I heard that 

[renfrees]

Good...good. 

 

Not like I've been able to get that out of my head for over 15 years now.

It's unsettlingly comforting to know, that i am not the only one suffering.

[CannotCompute]

"My hotel's as clean as an elven arse."

[themikefest]

"Embrace Eternity"

 

"How many you got Hawke?"

[Iakus]

"One less to worry about!"

 

Isabela at the Wounded Coast: "What's that foul stench?  Oh, wait, that's just me"

[anna_navarre]

How could I forget the creepy lines from the haunted orphanage?

 

Do you hear me Ser Wilhem, Ser Wilhem?

I am falling Ser Wilhem, Ser Wilhem, today.

I'm a maiden Ser Wilhem. Ser Wilhem?

But I'm dying Ser Wilhem, Ser Wilhem. In pain.

[BronzTrooper]

How could I forget the creepy lines from the haunted orphanage?

 

Do you hear me Ser Wilhem, Ser Wilhem?

I am falling Ser Wilhem, Ser Wilhem, today.

I'm a maiden Ser Wilhem. Ser Wilhem?

But I'm dying Ser Wilhem, Ser Wilhem. In pain.

 

What makes it creepier is that a kid's ghost is saying it...  

 

The orphanage is just so sad.  It makes me hate Howe with a passion every time I do it.     I mean, who orders their men to kill everyone in an orphanage?!  That is just plain evil...  

[Marrissa]

Teagan: Nobody tells him what to do, nooooobody! Haha.

[BronzTrooper]

I just refused to give Merrill the arulin'holm and she was absolutely pissed.  The line that sticks out to me the most is, "I can't believe I trusted you!"  I feel bad now...  

[naddaya]

What makes it creepier is that a kid's ghost is saying it...  

 

The orphanage is just so sad.  It makes me hate Howe with a passion every time I do it.     I mean, who orders their men to kill everyone in an orphanage?!  That is just plain evil...  

 

There was another kid "Andraste please, I don't want to go yet.. It's so cold.."

[BronzTrooper]

"It's a Ravaini fertility talisman."  -Isabela when you give her said talisman.  When I gave it to her the first time, I thought, "So... I just gave Isabela a fertility talisman...  Ok...  This is awkward..."

[CGuiteau]

There's this guy at the docks at night, when you click on him he says, "Bugger off!"

I have no idea why, but this line makes me laugh every time. Every time I go to the docks, I spend a solid five minutes just clicking on him; sometimes quickly to get him to do a "Bugger off!" remix, sometimes I walk away and then run back to him just to troll him.

I can only imagine what my companions must be thinking.

[Allan Schumacher]

Magic is impressive... but now, Minsc Leads!  SWORDS FOR EVERBODY!

[renfrees]

Magic is impressive... but now, Minsc Leads!  SWORDS FOR EVERBODY!

"Swing harder, swing harder! Swing harder!!"

[BronzTrooper]

Can I have a dagger too?  

[stormhit]

Ever since Caladrius dropped "Truth be told" twice in what could be very quick succession, I've been painfully aware whenever anyone uses that phrase.

[BronzTrooper]

Petrice--  "Grand Cleric?"  * Grand Cleric continues walking away *  "Grand Cleric!"  * Grand Cleric ignores *

 

This scene always feels sooooo satisfying.     The only way it could be better is if I could kill that ****** instead of the Qunari archer.  

[BronzTrooper]

Ooh, got another one.

 

Witty Hawke walks in on Isabela and Aveline arguing: "Are there any good seats left?"  

[Clat1]

Magic is impressive... but now, Minsc Leads!  SWORDS FOR EVERBODY!

 

One of my favourites:

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!

[Vaseldwa]

aaaaaaw hawk stepped in the poopy - fenris

 

You know a nug call?- Hawk

 

You go elbow deep in wyveryn s*** and I am the weird one! - Tallis

 

Is that wyverns mating????- tallis 

 

Dont look at me while I do this! NE NE NE NE HAAAAAA NE NE NENE HAAAAAA!- Tallis

 

[madzilla84]

"Ahh, you've returned! A letter came while you were away, it's on your desk. / Strange how the messengers never come while you're home."

AAAARGH YES I KNOW I HAVE MAIL .

[Jynxed_]

 

 

• "Dwarven crafts. Fine Dwarven crafts.

 

THIS. So much this...