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[Cezelle]

Varric: Watch it. Ghast hole.

Hawke: A what hole?

Varric: A scholar might call it something else, but they don't know their ghasts from a hole in the ground.

[BobZilla84]

Witch Hunt

Warden-Do you have anything to sell?

Sandel-Ching.Ching.

[Grieving Natashina]

Varric: Watch it. Ghast hole.

Hawke: A what hole?

Varric: A scholar might call it something else, but they don't know their ghasts from a hole in the ground.

Hawke: Why must you bad-touch words like that?

 

<welcome to the forums, Cezelle)

[Setiweb]

"I made the potty."  -- Sandal, Witch Hunt.

[Cezelle]

Hawke: Why must you bad-touch words like that?

 

<welcome to the forums, Cezelle)

All of the companion responses are pretty hilarious too, and thanks! I think I'm going to have a great time here

[Grieving Natashina]

Hawke: "Avoid the cheese plate.  Terrible."  MotA was fun because even an aggressive Hawke threw out some choice lines.

 

"I guess violence is a solution, sometimes."   Yeah, I think I used Leliana a bit too often.  

[myahele]

What is that smell? Oh, it's just me.
I need a bath, do you think I need a bath?

Both from Isabela

[Grieving Natashina]

What is that smell? Oh, it's just me.
I need a bath, do you think I need a bath?

Both from Isabela

Hawke also says the lattter.  

[Marrissa]

Daveth: You see, Ser Knight? We might die, but we'll be warned about it first.

[ahellbornlady]

Isabela: You're Fereldan, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?

Anders: That's right! I think you were there the night I—
Isabela: Oh! Were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice...
Hawke: Please stop talking. Now.

 

I never even considered mages using their powers for such things but I suppose if anyone would, it's Anders.

[BronzTrooper]

Isabela: You're Fereldan, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?

Anders: That's right! I think you were there the night I—
Isabela: Oh! Were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice...
Hawke: Please stop talking. Now.

 

I never even considered mages using their powers for such things but I suppose if anyone would, it's Anders.

 

Read a fanfic that included a mage Hawke doing said electricity thing with Isabela.  

[colemanshane]

Yes? Such as they were. About the Grey Wardens anyhow. -Alistair, any time I moved the camera by accident

Dwarven Craft, Fine Dwarven Craft!

My Warden Sense is tingling.

[lady_v23]

"avoid the cheese tray, terrible"

 

"I have a purpose, I have hawke"

 

"You never let me have any fun"

 

"Wait, you've gone four years without? You must creak like a rusty hinge."

 

 

 

 

[shonawarrior]

Leliana: "But I.. I saw you...."

 

Me: ".......... "

 

Leliana: "You were wading through her swamp!!!!"

 

Me: "I can wade though yours If you like.." 

[Marrissa]

Rendon Howe: . I... deserved... mooore!

[BronzTrooper]

Rendon Howe: . I... deserved... mooore!

 

My response:  "**** you."  

[Iron Fist]

Any dialogue related to the quest "Traps are a Girl's Best Friend" because of the unlimited money exploit. 

[Artemis Leonhart]

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

 

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Ugh, that was so annoying that I had to install a mod to shut up that voice or I would have gone insane.
Dude, I know that I can't change area if all party members are not in the same spot, give them the time to actually arrive and stop telling me this, jeez.

As for da2, one of the lines that Varric seems to repeat a lot in my games is something along the lines of: "Remind me to not get on your bad side Hawke, seems to be...unhealty."
In Origins, it was Alistair's "We are not alone...really not alone" whenever enemies showed up that was repeated a lot.

[Spectre Impersonator]

"Shanedan, Hawke." -The Arishok's greeting before you kill him, only because I died so many times against him in the duel.

[Alexius]

"We're in camp, so 'tis as good a time as any."

[The Qun & the Damned]

"Aveline, my bulbous cherub, you must hear the droning of Lord Full-of-****." Hawke

"Suck on a fireball!" Anders

"I'll just shut up now" Merrill

"Apostate prostitutes? Apostitutes! (chuckles)" Isabela

"Fish, fish, and more fish! Beugh!" Fenris

"I await your command." Morrigan

"If he pulls a dragon out his ass, I'm leaving!" Varric

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?" Alistair

"No." Arishok/Sten

"hehehehehehe, Asschabs!" Oghren

[Stella-Arc]

I must have imagined it but I could have sworn Merrill said something like this:

 

[Emile says something about not having "donned the velvet hat"]

 

Merrill: Of course not, you would need the proper parts to make it work.

 

I remember my eyes widening to the size of saucers.

[Just My Moniker]

"By the DREAD WOLF! Why is my house always a mess? Its clean sometimes I swear,"

I always hated this especially at the beginning of Act 2. Its been 3 years Merrill...TALK TO ME!!!

[ahellbornlady]

Anders: So you married a templar, huh?
Aveline: What of it?
Anders: Are they all as dirty as they seem?
Aveline: What?
Anders: Did he ever ask you to play "the naughty mage and the helpless recruit?" Maybe the "secret desire demon and the upstanding knight?"
Aveline: That's disgusting!
Anders: I hear it's quite popular.

 

I always love the stereotype that most templars are these repressed closeted perverts.

[Parmida]

"MARMALADE! HAHAHA!"