*Looks back wistfully at the rock she emerged from under, then takes a deep breath*
Er, hi.
I've been lurking on this thread for a while and this has been such a consistently warm, welcoming place that I've finally mustered up enough courage to stop creeping about and make myself known. Delurking's become increasingly popular of late, so I thought I'd join the fray. Since this is my first time posting on any sort of forum, I'm sure I'm going to muck something up (why do there have to be so many buttons in this reply field!), so please forgive my ineptness while I learn the ropes.
With that out of the way, I'm going to dive right into Cullen (did you notice the innuendo? Yes? Yay!) :
I believe with 100% certainty that Cullen's a companion. Before you get your hopes up, it's not because I have any solid evidence to support that belief -- oh no, there's no sound reasoning to be found here -- it's because I secretly suspect Cullen's Tinker Bell
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Now that I've fully emasculated our poor Templar (my Inquisitor will be doing a lot of that, Maker willing) let me explain: Just like Tinker Bell dies when people stop believing in her, Cullen will stop being a companion as soon as people stop believing he'll be one. So I'm going to plant myself firmly in the Cullen Companion Camp -- notice how it's alliterative, I'm counting that as further illogical "proof" that he's a follower -- and I won't be budging unless a dev's negative confirmation forcibly removes me from said camp. And even then I'll probably still hold onto some semblance of hope, just in case. Denial: it's not just a river in Egypt.
Now, people were posting Cullen theme songs earlier, and -- because I feel an overwhelming urge to test out that snazzy button labeled "Link" -- I'm going to hop into the fray and post one too! The song's a cover of Leonard Cohen's "I'm Your Man" by my absolute favorite singer, Dax Riggs. It's a live recording, so the quality isn't perfect, but I'm not going to miss an opportunity to promote an underknown artist. Besides, while the original sounds sexier, I think this version has a certain earnestness to it that better suits our dear Templar. Plus, Cohen's voice is too deep, and with lyrics like the following, you'll want to imagine Cullen singing the song to your Inquisitor:
"I'd crawl to you baby/ And I'd fall at your feet/ And I'd howl at your beauty/ Like a dog in heat/ And I'd claw at your heart/ And I'd tear at your sheet/ I'd say please, please/ I'm your man."
https://www.youtube....h?v=ZdXYIDGvu0Y
Okay, I think I'm going to stop abusing parentheses and masking my nervousness behind shoddy attempts at humor for now. I've been working on writing this and delaying actually clicking post for so long that, with my luck, no one's posting theme songs any longer, the thread's devolved into a mages vs templars debate, and the devs have confirmed that Cullen was nothing but a desire demon all along. But I'll just click post and hope for the best lest my sleep-deprived brain suddenly regain its higher reasoning skills, I reread this whole post, decide it's nothing but a rambling mess, and delete everything I've just written. Finally, I just wanted to let everyone know that I've enjoyed reading all of the squeeing, speculation, more squeeing, and further squeeing. This is such a wonderful little corner of the internet and you should all feel accomplished for creating an atmosphere that's so welcoming you managed to coax one of the lurkiest of lurkers out of her hole. 
I'll try to fight my natural lurking tendency and post again in the future, but for now I'm off to bed then work in *looks at clock*... 5 hours. Whoops! 