....and now I'm curious who couldn't look at the warden for a week 
I'm not sure if there woud be a space big enough to hold them all. All of the decisions my Warden and Hawke made and the things they said must have ruined a lot of people's lives...or at least scarred them for a couple of decades. 
Leliana I think 
"hands up whose leader dragged them into the Fade for a traumatic experience? Oh, everyone except Morrigan and Sten. Well I'm not even going to ask you Morrigan but Sten, wasn't the fade awful?"
Sten: No
"Erm. OK then. Aveline, what happened to you?"
"A desire demon promised me my husband back ,and then Hawke killed me!"
Anders: "Told you so"
Nathaniel "Just don't even start on the Deep Roads"
*Everyone* "Yes, lets not talk about those. Ever."
*uniform shudders, occasional mutter of "broodmothers" and "Corypheus"