EVIL MAGE: And now, Templar, you shall tell us all we wish to know!
CULLEN: [BORED BLINKING]
EVIL MAGE: [STARTS] [BLINKS] [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, we, uh, we have ways of making you talk! Magical ways! Painful, uh, magical ways!
CULLEN: [SIGHS] [LOOKS AT CEILING]
MINION MAGE: [SNICKERS]
EVIL MAGE: Look at me when I'm threatening you!
CULLEN: Can you just get on with it? I'm sure to someone else you'd be very frightening, truly, but... I've pretty much seen it all.
EVIL MAGE: I--You--Are you mocking me?!
CULLEN: Hardly. Look, just, summon your demons. I'll pretend to cry, if it helps.
EVIL MAGE: [WORDLESS WITH RAGE]
LATER...
INQUISITOR: [BURSTS INTO THE ROOM] I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU MY LOVE--Wait.
EVIL MAGE: [TOSSES STAFF ONTO THE FLOOR] JUST TAKE HIM. TAKE HIM.
CULLEN: [DANGLING FROM CHAINS] Oh, hello, Love.
DORIAN: [ASIDE TO CASSANDRA] Is this some of your Templar magic?
CASSANDRA: [BOGGLING] No.
EVIL MAGE: I am a laughing stock. My minions are all gone. My son has laughed himself to re-death. I am in ruins.
CULLEN: I told you, I'm very sorry about all this.
EVIL MAGE: [SCREAMS]