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[MacyNell]

 

Childbirth was a walk in the park compared to the first BM experienced after. Let's just say 'stitches' and leave it at that....

 

Exactly.  Brutal.  

[HurricaneGinger]

Welcome back, Eric!!! Sorry you're still sore, but hopefully you'll be all better soon! *whispers* I hear alcohol does wonders. XD

Docalax

Magnesium

Fiber
Enemas

Colace
Prune June



WHY CAN'T I POOP!?!?!?!
 

 

Taco Bell.

 

WHERE.
IS.
MY.
DORIAN.

 

FIXING HIS MUSTACHE BRB IN WHENEVER. 

[ClassicBox]

Nug-water buffalo? OH LORD YES.

[serenai]

 

'stitches'

 

 

 gah.. it's been nearly 15 years since my last and I still shudder at the thought..

[Hellion Rex]

Childbirth was a walk in the park compared to the first BM experienced after. Let's just say 'stitches' and leave it at that.

Eric I hope the poop fairy visits you soon and she is gentle with you.

Dare I ask what BM is?

[Char]

So it looks like my return DID end the dry spell 

*grabby hands*

 

Don't you DARE leave again Eric

[CuriousArtemis]

Dare I ask what BM is?

Bowel movement lol

[Char]

Dare I ask what BM is?

Bowel Movement, at a guess

 

I could tell a story about the time I spent 2 weeks paralysed in hospital, but I think I'll spare you all

[Hellion Rex]

Bowel movement lol

Oh. Why not just say so lol.

[Hellion Rex]

Bowel Movement, at a guess

I could tell a story about the time I spent 2 weeks paralysed in hospital, but I think I'll spare you all

Oh God. I was about the same when I had swine flu a few years ago.

[Ajna]

I need a safe place where I can bolt to when the rest of the forum is going insane, it's said that you are kind people...

[Char]

Oh God. I was about the same when I had swine flu a few years ago.

Whoa, you had swine flu? Unlucky! I remember there being a massive panic about it all.

I had two major spinal operations, ended up having to learn to walk again. Wasn't the most pleasant time of my life for several reasons, bowel issues included

[meanieweenie]

I need a safe place where I can bolt to when the rest of the forum is going insane, it's said that you are kind people...

We are kind people but apparently you've come when people are discussing bowel movements. 

 

So welcome! 

[Char]

I need a safe place where I can bolt to when the rest of the forum is going insane, it's said that you are kind people...

We're brilliant people

The forum is almost always insane, but here we have the advantage of Cullen, and cookies (somebody line up an Eric gif )

[BioFan (Official)]

*grabby hands*

 

Don't you DARE leave again Eric

 

 

but when I leave to eat, like I did a minute ago, they always drop something. Varric happened while I was eating lunch. 

[alwayshungry]

I don't have an Eric gif but I do have this:

 

Spoiler

 

[Ajna]

I'll take bowel movements over what's going on in the romance thread AGAIN any day...

 

It's often insane, but the last couple of days people weren't making me want to break things, today however, is a different story...

 

p.s Yes, I will bang Cullen, is that a requirement?

[BioFan (Official)]

I need a safe place where I can bolt to when the rest of the forum is going insane, it's said that you are kind people...

 

Welcome, join our people. Just know, that we only wear pink on Wednesdays though. 

[Char]

but when I leave to eat, like I did a minute ago, they always drop something. Varric happened while I was eating lunch. 

Fine, fine, eating, sleeping, and (hopefully) toilet breaks are allowed just be aware it is now canon that you are the cause of all information reveals

[rapscallioness]

Oh, Hey! Eric! Woot!!!! I'm so happy you're back! I hope your recovery goes well. It can be a long process.

 

Be Careful with that Pain Medication!!! I don't want you getting hooked on any Bullshyte! (Ibuprofen works good, too).

 

I'll prolly roll a mage first. Although Rogue is actually my preferred class. It's just kinda tradition now. My first Super Canon PT of DAO ended up being mage. And I've played alot of mage in DA2 just cuz of Carver. Then I found out mage Hawke and mage Warden were cousins which I thought was a nice lil touch. Plus w/the mage/templar thing going on DAI, I think a mage pt might be very intriguing.

 

In general I think the mage class in DA games is just a bit more challenging, or rather more involved--more spells and stuff to do.

 

But I do love Rogue! I really hope Rogues have that Harpoon skill thing, Plz! I love that stuff. Kinda reminds me of dragon's dogma and their ensnare skill. Good lord I luvd that--Just "Get Over Here!" then proceed to Yank, Yank, Yank. lmfao!

[Mellora]

Whoaaaa a new follower announcement !

 

Oh, Varric !

 

Varric ?

 

Ok.

[Ajna]

Welcome, join our people. Just know, that we only wear pink on Wednesdays though. 

Thank you, sometimes I wear pink on consecutive days...

[BioFan (Official)]

I don't have an Eric gif but I do have this:

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

I see your gif and raise you:

[CuriousArtemis]

Oh. Why not just say so lol.

Well BM is a medical term but I agree lol

[Char]

I'll take bowel movements over what's going on in the romance thread AGAIN any day...

 

It's often insane, but the last couple of days people weren't making me want to break things, today however, is a different story...

 

p.s Yes, I will bang Cullen, is that a requirement?

No requirements here, a certain amount of friendly insanity probably helps though

I've been in a few crazy threads these last couple of days, this one is a lovely thread though we're easygoing here