Just a low resolution glimpse of Commander Cullen in progress. I called Russel Crowe for help for the facial expression.
I'll continue tomorrow but I fear an epic fail. I really suck at drawing legs.
Spoiler
Here I I'll staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanndddd, in the liiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttt oofffffffffff daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Let the breach tear ooooonnnnnnnnnn! 's Not my first time fighting demons, anyway.
That was kinda what I had in mind.
Or, he could know *exactly* what they are, and is looking forward to watching you try them on.
CULLEN: [SLAMS OPEN THE DOOR OF VARRIC'S ROOM] [RUSHED] I think I might have a nefarious plot but I need help.
VARRIC: [QUILL HOVERING OVER BLANK PIECE OF PAPER] [STARES] You have my attention.
CULLEN: I need to know where to purchase... jewelry.
VARRIC: [FROWNING] Are... you proposing to Inky?
CULLEN: No! [FLUSHES] I-I mean, not yet. I mean, one day, maybe--
VARRIC: [HOLDS UP HANDS] Alright, alright. So, what kind of jewelry? Necklaces, earrings, noserings...
CULLEN: [CLEARS THROAT] Um, higher than her, uh, navel, lower than her neck.
VARRIC: [EYES NARROW] Cullen. Are you talking about the tassels a few of the workers at the Out Inn were wearing?
CULLEN: [SHIFTILY] Perhaps...?
VARRIC: [BLINKS] [BREAKS INTO A SMILE] Oh, this is fantastic. I know just the place.
Later that week...
INQUISITOR: [SLOWLY STEPS INTO CULLEN'S ROOM] [CLOSES DOOR BEHIND HER] So, Cullen.
CULLEN: [BLINKS UP FROM HIS DESK] [FROWNS] Why are you wearing that robe?
INQUISITOR: Your note said you wanted me to wear your gift the next time I came over. [EYES NARROW]
CULLEN: [BLINKS INNOCENTLY] [PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET] Yes...?
INQUISITOR: [FIGHTING A SMILE] You know what they are.
CULLEN: [SLINKS OVER TO HER] My dear. [SLOWLY WRAPS HIS FINGERS IN HER ROBE] I know exactly what they are.
[THE ROBE POOLS AROUND THEIR FEET]
I hated the way FemShep was clearly designed to be throwing herself at him. She used to change her pose up, and go all suggestive. It made me v. cross, especially as my femShep was supposed to be after Garrus.
Ugh yes that was awful and really creepy. I always felt like she was harassing an employee. After that I didn't touch the flirts with a ten foot pole and thankfully never got to the "but the priiiize" part 
That was by far the worst bio romance ever. I was glad Jacob got someone else in ME3 and wasn't even an option 
WOW. I had no idea Jacob was such a giant douche LOL You guys have convinced me to not play a FemShep ever (it's this on top of a few other things I've heard... I don't play a female in a sci-fi game to be sexually harassed, thanks much).
um, no. it was more like femshep was sexually harassing jacob. true story. kinda like vega in cit dlc, but not quite as...sexual harass-y. if you got by the initial squick it was a nice romance. the priiize thing was, idk what they were going for. cuz before that it felt more like an emotional connection was being established.
then the priize line made it feel like he was just trying to put a mark on his omnitool for having hit the great commander shepard. i guess word got round that femsheo likes those lower ranked boytoys--or something.
shrugs
CULLEN: [SLAMS OPEN THE DOOR OF VARRIC'S ROOM] [RUSHED] I think I might have a nefarious plot but I need help.
VARRIC: [QUILL HOVERING OVER BLANK PIECE OF PAPER] [STARES] You have my attention.
CULLEN: I need to know where to purchase... jewelry.
VARRIC: [FROWNING] Are... you proposing to Inky?
CULLEN: No! [FLUSHES] I-I mean, not yet. I mean, one day, maybe--
VARRIC: [HOLDS UP HANDS] Alright, alright. So, what kind of jewelry? Necklaces, earrings, noserings...
CULLEN: [CLEARS THROAT] Um, higher than her, uh, navel, lower than her neck.
VARRIC: [EYES NARROW] Cullen. Are you talking about the tassels a few of the workers at the Out Inn were wearing?
CULLEN: [SHIFTILY] Perhaps...?
VARRIC: [BLINKS] [BREAKS INTO A SMILE] Oh, this is fantastic. I know just the place.
Later that week...
INQUISITOR: [SLOWLY STEPS INTO CULLEN'S ROOM] [CLOSES DOOR BEHIND HER] So, Cullen.
CULLEN: [BLINKS UP FROM HIS DESK] [FROWNS] Why are you wearing that robe?
INQUISITOR: Your note said you wanted me to wear your gift the next time I came over. [EYES NARROW]
CULLEN: [BLINKS INNOCENTLY] [PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET] Yes...?
INQUISITOR: [FIGHTING A SMILE] You know what they are.
CULLEN: [SLINKS OVER TO HER] My dear. [SLOWLY WRAPS HIS FINGERS IN HER ROBE] I know exactly what they are.
[THE ROBE POOLS AROUND THEIR FEET]
Yes. I giggled like a teenager reading this.
Especially after JediBeagle's anti-cat propaganda. Cullen, commanding an army of cats...covered in scars. And Vivienne's there too. And everyone's Welsh. Mmm, that's the dream right there.
Tell Cullen the recruits are in formation 
I have to admit, Jacob may be hot, but his stories were damned boring 
Here's hoping Cullen's war stories are a little more captivating!
It was interesting to know abt Corsairs, but....meh overall.
Although /I really enjoyed his loyalty mission. For me it was very interesting. The capacity to abuse power. What happens when you can do whatever the eff you want---with no consequences. Very Lord of the Flies.
The idea of what is the definition of a "god"? what is worthy to be worshipped? what could be misunderstood?
The idea that these crew could not remember who they were. Just sum vague memory and understanding that they needed "to go back to the sky".
Small level overall, though.
ah, sorry. ot. you all know i have OT-itis. (i'll get sum salve for that...)
Spend several hours today playing #DragonAgeInquisition and I can tell you is that Cullen is a real B.A.M.F.
And without any previous flirt
. (my femshep was romancing Kaidan)
Me:
wtf are you doing girl?
Agreed. Talking to Jacob was a mine field. I never romanced him and was glad I didn't since he ended up with... oh, wait, isn't that Hawke?!? I avoided talking to him except for when it was time for his loyalty mission. Anders could be the same way, though. Much as I loved Anders' romance, there were a few times when I decided to romance someone else and trying to avoid flirting with him usually ended up with Hawke being something of a jerk. 
Spend several hours today playing #DragonAgeInquisition and I can tell you is that Cullen is a real B.A.M.F.
This pleases me.
Spend several hours today playing #DragonAgeInquisition and I can tell you is that Cullen is a real B.A.M.F.
That is exactly what I want to hear! I want to have to force myself to take a quick break because I can't handle the awesome.
Spend several hours today playing #DragonAgeInquisition and I can tell you is that Cullen is a real B.A.M.F.
So do you think he became a BAMF because of the events in The Last Straw?
So do you think he became a BAMF because of the events in The Last Straw?
Spend several hours today playing #DragonAgeInquisition and I can tell you is that Cullen is a real B.A.M.F.
Ladies and gents, I believe we have our 3000 theme right there
Spend several hours today playing #DragonAgeInquisition and I can tell you is that Cullen is a real B.A.M.F.
[HAPPY SEAL CLAPPING]
Ladies and gents, I believe we have our 3000 theme right there
Holy crap. That makes my day!
Spend several hours today playing #DragonAgeInquisition and I can tell you is that Cullen is a real B.A.M.F.
squeee!! oh you.
Side note:
I want to be able to play DAI for hours at a time D: now I'm even more jealous lol
only 4 more months...only 4 more months...only 4 more months
Me too! I actually squeed a bit... Okay, a lot!
I definitely thought you wrote "peed a bit" and I died laughing five times.
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