Because they KNOW we've been waiting for this fluffer-nutter for YEARS and they tease us every chance they get to watch us squirm!
I can't wait to see Cullen be bamf. It makes me feel happy in all the right places.
My heart.
Pervs.
Nnnf. Not gonna lie, yo. The mental images that immediately flood in as soon as I hear that Cullen is a bamf?
*fans self*
Just imagine it. Just imagine it. Some serious shizz is going down and your Quizzy? Maybe you're a little worried. Maybe the odds aren't in your favor. Things are looking questionable and all you can think is "Maker, preserve us." And you timidly reach for the door handle to step into the room that may hold your fate, the possible scene of a future crime, and Cullen brushes your hand aside. His eyes meet yours. "Step back, Inquisitor," he says with finality, the sort you know you can't argue down. "Remain out here. Tend to your troops. I will be back momentarily." His gaze travels your face, pausing to admire the crook of your nose and the slight dimple in the center of your lower lip. For a moment it looks as if he's got more to say, but he simply inclines his head when words fail him.
You don't want him to go but he's left you little choice.
The door flies open and he dashes in, sword drawn and helm lowered. He doesn't need your help. Foes clammor for windows and doors, knowing their fate is sealed the moment the door snaps closed behind him. He's Cullen and he is a man to be feared.