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[GiggleLam]

I know we are probably going to be a slightly important figure at the beginning (because why would we be there other wise?) But I would find it really funny if we were just some random who happened to be there at the wrong time.  "I don't know how to lead or anything! You've got the wrong person. I just was just in the area then BOOM" That doesn't even make sense lol 

[Brian ofthe Dialogue Wheel]

I know we are probably going to be a slightly important figure at the beginning (because why would we be there other wise?) But I would find it really funny if we were just some random who happened to be there at the wrong time.  "I don't know how to lead or anything! You've got the wrong person. I just was just in the area then BOOM" That doesn't even make sense lol 

"I TOLD YOU, I WAS DELIVERING CABBAGES WHEN THE RIFT TORE OVER MY CART."

[ChachiBobinks]

I know we are probably going to be a slightly important figure at the beginning (because why would we be there other wise?) But I would find it really funny if we were just some random who happened to be there at the wrong time.  "I don't know how to lead or anything! You've got the wrong person. I just was just in the area then BOOM" That doesn't even make sense lol 

 

Like in Heroes.

 

One moment you're an ordinary girl, staring at a solar eclipse.

 

Next moment BOOM, you're ripped through the fade and this crazy chick is shouting accusations and has a sword in your face.

 

And all you wanted was cup of coffee...

[GiggleLam]

"I TOLD YOU, I WAS DELIVERING CABBAGES WHEN THE RIFT TORE OVER MY CART."

My cabbages!!! D: 

That's my new head canon guys. I'm a descendent of the cabbage merchant just selling cabbages to hungry mages and chantry people ;P 

[Ananka]

My cabbages!!! D: 

That's my new head canon guys. I'm a descendent of the cabbage merchant just selling cabbages to hungry mages and chantry people ;P 

 

I like that.

Dragon Age Inquisition: the story about a cabbage merchant down on his/her luck.

The introduction of a new kind of vegetable- the Tevinter beet- has led to difficult times for the Fereldan cabbage merchants- this novel vegetable has become so popular in Thedas that ordinary cabbage is in little demand.

The soon-to-be inquisitor comes from a long line of cabbage farmers and merchants- his/her father was a cabbage merchant, and his father before him. But with the introduction of the Tevinter beet, things are not going well for the family business. Few people are buying, and anybody who dares call themselves a cabbage merchant is mocked openly in the street. "Haha!" People are saying "You're just a cabbage merchant. And nobody likes cabbage!"

One day the soon-to-be Inquisitor hears about a large gathering of people taking place in a little village called Haven. There will be mages and templars and some of the most powerful people of Thedas, he/she hears. And they will all need to eat.

Suddenly, the future Inquisitor has an idea: "If I could only get those powerful people to eat my cabbages..." the Inquisitor thinks. "...then ordinary cabbage will come back in style again! And everybody will want to buy them!" And so he/she sets on his/her way to the peace meeting.

But things don't go quite as planned...

 

You can just send me the check in the mail, Bioware.

[ChachiBobinks]

I like that.

Dragon Age Inquisition: the story about a cabbage merchant down on his/her luck.

The introduction of a new kind of vegetable- the Tevinter beet- has led to difficult times for the Fereldan cabbage merchants- this novel vegetable has become so popular in Thedas that ordinary cabbage is in little demand.

The soon-to-be inquisitor comes from a long line of cabbage farmers and merchants- his/her father was a cabbage merchant, and his father before him. But with the introduction of the Tevinter beet, things are not going well for the family business. Few people are buying, and anybody who dares call themselves a cabbage merchant is mocked openly in the street. "Haha!" People are saying "You're just a cabbage merchant. And nobody likes cabbage!"

One day the soon-to-be Inquisitor hears about a large gathering of people taking place in a little village called Haven. There will be mages and templars and some of the most powerful people of Thedas, he/she hears. And they will all need to eat.

Suddenly, the future Inquisitor has an idea: "If I could only get those powerful people to eat my cabbages..." the Inquisitor thinks. "...then ordinary cabbage will come back in style again!" And so he/she sets on his/her way to the peace meeting.

But things don't go quite as planned...

 

You can just send me the check in the mail, Bioware.

 

I need you to please immediately forget my past participation in this thread so that when you take me to copyright court, I can properly deny stealing your concept.

 

This sh!t's gonna make me famous.

[Brian ofthe Dialogue Wheel]

I like that.

Dragon Age Inquisition: the story about a cabbage merchant down on his/her luck.

The introduction of a new kind of vegetable- the Tevinter beet- has led to difficult times for the Fereldan cabbage merchants- this novel vegetable has become so popular in Thedas that ordinary cabbage is in little demand.

The soon-to-be inquisitor comes from a long line of cabbage farmers and merchants- his/her father was a cabbage merchant, and his father before him. But with the introduction of the Tevinter beet, things are not going well for the family business. Few people are buying, and anybody who dares call themselves a cabbage merchant is mocked openly in the street. "Haha!" People are saying "You're just a cabbage merchant. And nobody likes cabbage!"

One day the soon-to-be Inquisitor hears about a large gathering of people taking place in a little village called Haven. There will be mages and templars and some of the most powerful people of Thedas, he/she hears. And they will all need to eat.

Suddenly, the future Inquisitor has an idea: "If I could only get those powerful people to eat my cabbages..." the Inquisitor thinks. "...then ordinary cabbage will come back in style again! And everybody will want to buy them!" And so he/she sets on his/her way to the peace meeting.

But things don't go quite as planned...

 

You can just send me the check in the mail, Bioware.

Cabbage is the reason the Inquisitor can control the Veil Tears- he/she becomes the richest person in the war. The entire game is just a business move.

[R2s Muse]

I'm curious on this as well. Given how the Qunari treated their mages in DAII (sewing their lips shut? Really??) I really can't see a Qunari mage attending the summit in an official capacity. Most likely you start off the game as a captured apostate and were cooling your heels in a dungeon cell when the Breach occurred.

I thought we been told that the qunari would be Vashoth, meaning that they were never part of the Qun? Where's potato cat?

Ninja'd by Panda

[GiggleLam]

They will look up to the Inquisitor and say "feed us!" and I'll reply "My Cabbages" 

Ahhh now I'm trying to mash the words Inquisition and cabbages together for the new title. Inquicabbagtion. Cabbaquisition. Noope. lol

[BevH]

I thought we been told that the qunari would be Vashoth, meaning that they were never part of the Qun? Where's potato cat?

I think you're right. I believe DG stated it somewhere, but I can't remember right off hand.

[R2s Muse]

Since leadership seems to be such a huge theme, I'm anticipating (read: desperately hoping) all of our starting characters will be at least important within their own social strata. For example, if you're Dalish you could be a Keeper as a mage or a warleader as a rogue or warrior. You would attend the peace talks to speak on behalf of the elves.

Starting out as a nobody and ascending to hero status worked great in DA:O and DA2. But for this story, I have a very hard time imaging an awkward runt leading (or being taken seriously by) a group of people who have such strong personalities and important roles in society.

Besides, I'm personally ready for something a little different now.

I'd be cool with this kind of scenario, too. That we're not special, per se, but we've earned the place we have. This could make a lot of sense.

[BevH]

Found it. At first DG says the PC will be Tal-Vashoth:

 

 

All PC Qunari are Tal-Vashoth.

 

After consulting Mary, he then says this:

 

 

Mary tells me that the PC would technically just be Vashoth. Either way, it's a distinction that's only going to be relevant to the Qunari themselves. Everyone else will simply say "Qunari", no matter where you were born.

 

This is from the topic Will you be able to play as Tal-Vashoth specifically in the Scuttlebutt.

[ChachiBobinks]

They will look up to the Inquisitor and say "feed us!" and I'll reply "My Cabbages" 

Ahhh now I'm trying to mash the words Inquisition and cabbages together for the new title. Inquicabbagtion. Cabbaquisition. Noope. lol

 

Cabbuisition.

 

Sounds Orlesian.

[SeekerOfLight]

I like that.

Dragon Age Inquisition: the story about a cabbage merchant down on his/her luck.

The introduction of a new kind of vegetable- the Tevinter beet- has led to difficult times for the Fereldan cabbage merchants- this novel vegetable has become so popular in Thedas that ordinary cabbage is in little demand.

The soon-to-be inquisitor comes from a long line of cabbage farmers and merchants- his/her father was a cabbage merchant, and his father before him. But with the introduction of the Tevinter beet, things are not going well for the family business. Few people are buying, and anybody who dares call themselves a cabbage merchant is mocked openly in the street. "Haha!" People are saying "You're just a cabbage merchant. And nobody likes cabbage!"

One day the soon-to-be Inquisitor hears about a large gathering of people taking place in a little village called Haven. There will be mages and templars and some of the most powerful people of Thedas, he/she hears. And they will all need to eat.

Suddenly, the future Inquisitor has an idea: "If I could only get those powerful people to eat my cabbages..." the Inquisitor thinks. "...then ordinary cabbage will come back in style again! And everybody will want to buy them!" And so he/she sets on his/her way to the peace meeting.

But things don't go quite as planned...

 

You can just send me the check in the mail, Bioware.

 

All I can see when I read this, is that poor guy from Avatar the Last Airbender always getting messed with by team Avatar.

 

Poor guy lol.

 

 

 

 

[LolaLei]

Cabbagequisition?

[Dirgegun]

I think that's the thing I'm most curious about currently. According to that interview posted up last night, the opening of the game is nicely paced out so that we can get to grips with the new game and the controls etc. I can only presume that we'd get to start shaping our characters personality from that point, which I hope includes our motivations for being there.

 

"Why in the name of Andraste were you even doing at that meeting?"

"Oh, you know. Picking pockets, cutting purses, robbing a grave here and there... nothing too remarkable." 

"...The leader of the Inquisition, ladies and gentleman."

 

Edit: Sh!t, I need to refresh more often. 

 

Edit x2: Missed an entire word. Somehow.

[LolaLei]

"Why in the name of Andraste were you even at that meeting?"

"Oh, you know. Picking pockets, cutting purses, robbing a grave here and there... nothing too remarkable." 

"...The leader of the Inquisition, ladies and gentleman."

 

Edit: Sh!t, I need to refresh more often. 

 

See, now THAT'S what I want my protagonist to be doing at the peace gathering!

[Dirgegun]

Speaking of cabbage. When I watched the second Hobbit-- I think it was the second? When Bilbo said he'd 'found my courage'... I could've sworn he said 'I found my cabbage'. I just about died in the theatre. 

[SeekerOfLight]

The Ferelden cabbage may rule the veggies, but it's the melons that will rule over them, yes we shall rule over them all .

 

[ChachiBobinks]

The Ferelden cabbage may rule the veggies, but it's the melons that will rule over them, yes we shall rule over them all .

 

 

Are the Orlesians the Melon Lords? I need to understand if I'm backing you on this one, SeekerofLight.

[BevH]

The Ferelden cabbage may rule the veggies, but it's the melons that will rule over them, yes we shall rule over them all .

 

Turnips trump EVERYTHING!!!!  (Let's see who gets that reference  )

[berelinde]

Since leadership seems to be such a huge theme, I'm anticipating (read: desperately hoping) all of our starting characters will be at least important within their own social strata. For example, if you're Dalish you could be a Keeper as a mage or a warleader as a rogue or warrior. You would attend the peace talks to speak on behalf of the elves.

 

Starting out as a nobody and ascending to hero status worked great in DA:O and DA2. But for this story, I have a very hard time imaging an awkward runt leading (or being taken seriously by) a group of people who have such strong personalities and important roles in society.

 

Besides, I'm personally ready for something a little different now.

Could be!

 

I'm not sure that my feelings about the protagonist's backstory are all that strong one way or another. I'm kinda planning that my first Inquisitor is going to be a human mage... and I have trouble imagining what kind of leadership role he might have. So yeah, I suppose that if he's a spokesperson for some fraternity or other, it would be cool, but I'd be just as happy with him being some apostate posing as a merchant of funky, second-hand junk who just happened to roll his pushcart up in front of the place when the Veil tore.

 

Edit: I mean, if the blast is as big as they say it is and somebody walked out of it alive, he'd kind of be a big deal even if he was hawking "designer" sunglasses when it happened. And cracking stupid jokes like "I saw a sign the other day: 'Try my rosewater! New!' Well, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't buy any used rosewater, I'll tell you that!"

[SeekerOfLight]

Are the Orlesians the Melon Lords? I need to understand if I'm backing you on this one, SeekerofLight.

 

Nope, not Orlesian specifically. The 'we' is a faceless corporate conglomerate interested solely in its profit margins.

 

'We', transcend gender, class, religion and nations.

[ChachiBobinks]

Nope, not Orlesian specifically. The 'we' is a faceless corporate conglomerate interested solely in its profit margins.

 

'We', transcend gender, class, religion and nations.

 

I dig it. I'm in.

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