I was so excited... then so let down... *shakes fist at David Gaider*
lol epic troll
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I was so excited... then so let down... *shakes fist at David Gaider*
lol epic troll
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http://dgaider.tumbl...l-orlesian-ball
OFFICIAL ORLESIAN BALLROOM MUSIC!!!!!
Nvm I totally fell for that
Ahhh, just beautiful ![]()
lol epic troll
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Right in the ballroom dancing with cullen feels too.

I was so excited... then so let down... *shakes fist at David Gaider*
NO ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS TOTALLY ORLESIAN MUSIC
CAN YOU IMAGINE VIVIENNE AND THE NOBLES ALL GETTIN' DOWN TO THIS
WITH THEIR BIG FLIPPIN' HATS AND FEATHERED MASKS AND
AND WE JUST BRING CULLEN THERE
NO ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS TOTALLY ORLESIAN MUSIC
CAN YOU IMAGINE VIVIENNE AND THE NOBLES ALL GETTIN' DOWN TO THIS
WITH THEIR BIG FLIPPIN' HATS AND FEATHERED MASKS AND
AND WE JUST BRING CULLEN THERE
I want to see them twerking
NO ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS TOTALLY ORLESIAN MUSIC
CAN YOU IMAGINE VIVIENNE AND THE NOBLES ALL GETTIN' DOWN TO THIS
WITH THEIR BIG FLIPPIN' HATS AND FEATHERED MASKS AND
AND WE JUST BRING CULLEN THERE
YES. VIVIENNE BE TWERKIN'!
http://dgaider.tumbl...l-orlesian-ball
OFFICIAL ORLESIAN BALLROOM MUSIC!!!!!
Nvm I totally fell for that
Oh Gaider....
Is it me or do you always fall for these things and then it's like dominoes? If that's true then... ![]()
This made my day.
I want to see them twerking
ORLESIAN NOBLE: The Empress is known throughout the Kingdom for her twerking. Gaspard challenged her for her title some years ago, but he doesn't quite have the hips for it, you see. [GESTURES TO THE STAGE]
INQUISITOR: I--I, yes. Yes, I suppose I do.
NOBLE: Oh dear, is something wrong with your guard?
CULLEN: [MOUTH AGAPE] [DRINK NEARLY TIPPING OUT OF HIS HAND]
INQUISITOR: [CAREFULLY TAKES CULLEN'S DRINK] Envy. He's very, very envious. [ASIDE] He doesn't have the hips for it, either.
NOBLE: [NODS KNOWINGLY] It's not something just anyone can do. Now, when were you going up on stage?
INQUISITOR: [NEARLY DROPS DRINK] I, um, what?
CULLEN: [STRAINED NOISE]
NOBLE: Did no one tell you? It's customary--this party is held in your honor. You, then, must honor us with a dance. [EYES NARROW] Is this a problem?
INQUISITOR: No, hardly at all! I simply... must stretch.
CULLEN: [EVEN MORE STRAINED NOISE]
NOBLE: [EYES HIM] [ASIDE] Perhaps find yourself a new guard. This one is liable to run you through.
INQUISITOR: [MUFFLED SNORT] I'll keep that in mind.
NO ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS TOTALLY ORLESIAN MUSIC
CAN YOU IMAGINE VIVIENNE AND THE NOBLES ALL GETTIN' DOWN TO THIS
WITH THEIR BIG FLIPPIN' HATS AND FEATHERED MASKS AND
AND WE JUST BRING CULLEN THERE
Cullen: "What...what is this?"
Inquisitor: "I... I'm not quite sure."
Vivienne: "It's Orlesian, darling. Now if you'll excuse me..."
*Vivienne steps out on to the floor and gets turned up with all of the other obnoxiously dressed nobility.*
Solas: "And you all wonder why I prefer staying away from society."
Varric: "Speaking of which, stay away from the cheese trays."
Cullen: "But...I like cheese. :C"
Very helpful:
It's not as if marketing has everything ready to go for every character and is flinging darts at the pictures, trying to decide what to show and what to hide. Many things need to come together from various departments in order to show something publicly--the art has to be 100% ready, various managers need to agree on the particular screenshot or the quotes or the schedule, things need to be written and edited, etc... all by people who are in the middle of heavy crunch.
They're well aware you guys want to know everything now. As soon as they can, they'll put stuff up.
ORLESIAN NOBLE: The Empress is known throughout the Kingdom for her twerking. Gaspard challenged her for her title some years ago, but he doesn't quite have the hips for it, you see. [GESTURES TO THE STAGE]
INQUISITOR: I--I, yes. Yes, I suppose I do.
NOBLE: Oh dear, is something wrong with your guard?
CULLEN: [MOUTH AGAPE] [DRINK NEARLY TIPPING OUT OF HIS HAND]
INQUISITOR: [CAREFULLY TAKES CULLEN'S DRINK] Envy. He's very, very envious. [ASIDE] He doesn't have the hips for it, either.
NOBLE: [NODS KNOWINGLY] It's not something just anyone can do. Now, when were you going up on stage?
INQUISITOR: [NEARLY DROPS DRINK] I, um, what?
CULLEN: [STRAINED NOISE]
NOBLE: Did no one tell you? It's customary--this party is held in your honor. You, then, must honor us with a dance. [EYES NARROW] Is this a problem?
INQUISITOR: No, hardly at all! I simply... must stretch.
CULLEN: [EVEN MORE STRAINED NOISE]
NOBLE: [EYES HIM] [ASIDE] Perhaps find yourself a new guard. This one is liable to run you through.
INQUISITOR: [MUFFLED SNORT] I'll keep that in mind.

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I still want one of those masked balls to be torn apart in some type of gruesome massacre.
I still want one of those masked balls to be torn apart in some type of gruesome massacre.
They signed George RR Martin? Nice.
Dragon Age- ruining more balls than a doctor who specializes in vasectomies.
I still want one of those masked balls to be torn apart in some type of gruesome massacre.
I think we have two balls confirmed at least. Vivienne is supposed to throw us a party first, and then we have one in Halamshiral where Celene and Gaspard are supposed to be talking about peace.
I haven't played it sense the original playstation... but it WAS there!
Oh okay, dang. It would have been helpful if it were in the most recent game ![]()
That said-- if any of you can think of a moment in a recent game when the camera sort of panned over a woman's body (or focused on her, ahem, assets) I'd appreciate you letting me know. A good example is the scene in Witcher 2 when Triss disrobes and the camera sort of pans over her body.
I thought it had happened in ME3 with Miranda, but I can't seem to find it again.
And sorry for the extreme OT-ness but it's for research. I can say with pride in our beloved DA franchise that this sort of scene (to my knowledge) does not exist in DA ![]()
I was so excited... then so let down... *shakes fist at David Gaider*
That said, how lethal would Iron Bull be in a club?! One wrong move / head bob and someone gets impaled ![]()
I think we have two balls
SCIENCE!
I still want one of those masked balls to be torn apart in some type of gruesome massacre.
I GOT INTO THE KEEP
OMG You lucky boy!!!! I am so happy for you!!! ![]()
I GOT INTO THE KEEP
CONGRATS!!!!!!!! ![]()
I GOT INTO THE KEEP

It came a while after that tweet, everybody go check your emails!!!!