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[GiggleLam]

Or Scribbles will be revealed, just to troll the Cullen fans.

I'm also kinda waiting for the Cullen pictures too all be with the lion helmet  

[Allowyntais]

I'm also kinda waiting for the Cullen pictures too all be with the lion helmet

Don't you bring that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

[GiggleLam]

Don't you bring that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

>;D hehehehehe

Don't worry, I'll make sure to leave my computer mid afternoon tomorrow. Things are always posted when I leave.

[Funderly]

It'll be my luck that they do post Cullen tomorrow, and give us the GE voice actor video.  I am at the in-laws farm all damn day, located in the a$$ back of nowheres, with zero signal.

[Chanda]

I'm also kinda waiting for the Cullen pictures too all be with the lion helmet

 

And his quote will be, "Dammit! I can't see anything!"

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

That would be awesome. Someone needs to write that. As a television show with the audience laughing and everything.

 

Yeah, I don't know. But good for a giggle.

 

Cullen stood with his back pressed to the kitchen wall and watched his wife through squinted eyes. “Liza, what are you doing?”

 

“Baking a cake,” she threw a smile over her shoulder at him, “Mm chocolate, your favourite.”

 

He looked up at the ceiling and slowly inched towards the doorway. “Can’t you mix it in a bowl like normal wives do?”

 

Liza glanced up to where Cullen held his gaze steady. “What’s wrong with it mixing in the air?”

 

“Oh, I don’t know. The enormous possibility of you losing your concentration because you have been distracted by something…”

 

“Are you saying that I lack the attention span to perform the magic that I have been gifted with since a child?” she interjected.

 

“I, uh, no. No, no love—” he rubbed at the back of his neck nervously “—you know that’s not what I meant. I simply thought…”

 

“That is what you implied though, Cullen, is it not?” Liza asked as she crossed her arms beneath her breasts.

 

He glanced back up at the ceiling, watched as the stream of chocolate cake batter started to waver unsteadily above him. “Liza, I love you.”

 

She smiled at him indulgently, “Far too late for that, my love,” she said with a small indignant twitch of her nose.

 

Cullen cringed even before he felt the cold thick mixture seep down the back of his head and into the neckline of his tunic. He squirmed, rolled his shoulders as the batter slid down his back and pooled where his belt stopped its advance.

 

“Enjoy your cake. I'm off to visit mother,” Liza said as she smiled at him sweetly and patted his cheek before striding from the room and letting out a “Templar jerk,” under her breath.

 

“Bloody mage,” he grumbled back at her.

 

 

 

I forgot the audience laughter, damn it!

[Allowyntais]

Well, I laughed.

[MacyNell]

Yeah, I don't know. But good for a giggle.

 

*snip awesome fanfic*

 

 

I forgot the audience laughter, damn it!

I'll be your audience laughter!!  and *applause*  THAT was delightful.  Love it.  Thank you! 

 

Have a funny Cullen...

Artist:  http://the-art-finch...eadcanon-number

[MamaThyia]

Wow! Over a million views for the Official Cullen Discussion Thread V.3.0! Congrats!

[Phate Phoenix]

And his quote will be, "Dammit! I can't see anything!"

 

CULLEN: How do Orlesians see anything through these helmets!

SCRIBBLES: No one said a thing about seeing. Your job is to give the troops moral, and look fierce and brave when facing the enemy.

CULLEN: But how do I direct the troops if I can't see the battlefield?!

SCRIBBLES: Note, that is also not in your job description.

CULLEN: [POUTS]

SCRIBBLES: Now, now, none of that. Bare your teeth, look mad!

CULLEN: I am mad. This whole country is mad! ARG!

SCRIBBLES: Much better.

[Phate Phoenix]

Yeah, I don't know. But good for a giggle.

 

Spoiler

Cullen stood with his back pressed to the kitchen wall and watched his wife through squinted eyes. “Liza, what are you doing?”

 

“Baking a cake,” she threw a smile over her shoulder at him, “Mm chocolate, your favourite.”

 

He looked up at the ceiling and slowly inched towards the doorway. “Can’t you mix it in a bowl like normal wives do?”

 

Liza glanced up to where Cullen held his gaze steady. “What’s wrong with it mixing in the air?”

 

“Oh, I don’t know. The enormous possibility of you losing your concentration because you have been distracted by something…”

 

“Are you saying that I lack the attention span to perform the magic that I have been gifted with since a child?” she interjected.

 

“I, uh, no. No, no love—” he rubbed at the back of his neck nervously “—you know that’s not what I meant. I simply thought…”

 

“That is what you implied though, Cullen, is it not?” Liza asked as she crossed her arms beneath her breasts.

 

He glanced back up at the ceiling, watched as the stream of chocolate cake batter started to waver unsteadily above him. “Liza, I love you.”

 

She smiled at him indulgently, “Far too late for that, my love,” she said with a small indignant twitch of her nose.

 

Cullen cringed even before he felt the cold thick mixture seep down the back of his head and into the neckline of his tunic. He squirmed, rolled his shoulders as the batter slid down his back and pooled where his belt stopped its advance.

 

“Enjoy your cake. I'm off to visit mother,” Liza said as she smiled at him sweetly and patted his cheek before striding from the room and letting out a “Templar jerk,” under her breath.

 

“Bloody mage,” he grumbled back at her.

 

 

 

I forgot the audience laughter, damn it!

 

[GIGGLESNORT]

[Allowyntais]

CULLEN: How do Orlesians see anything through these helmets!

SCRIBBLES: No one said a thing about seeing. Your job is to give the troops moral, and look fierce and brave when facing the enemy.

CULLEN: But how do I direct the troops if I can't see the battlefield?!

SCRIBBLES: Note, that is also not in your job description.

CULLEN: [POUTS]

SCRIBBLES: Now, now, none of that. Bare your teeth, look mad!

CULLEN: I am mad. This whole country is mad! ARG!

SCRIBBLES: Much better.

Madness? THIS, IS. ORLAIS! So, yeah, kinda fabulous. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I'll be your audience laughter!!  and *applause*  THAT was delightful.  Love it.  Thank you! 

 

No, thank you! Maybe I will put this on my to do list, that was fun. I'm writing far too much angst at the moment, it would be nice to have some crack to write every once and a while when all the seriousness gets too much.

 

I'm glad you all enjoyed it! 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

CULLEN: How do Orlesians see anything through these helmets!

SCRIBBLES: No one said a thing about seeing. Your job is to give the troops moral, and look fierce and brave when facing the enemy.

CULLEN: But how do I direct the troops if I can't see the battlefield?!

SCRIBBLES: Note, that is also not in your job description.

CULLEN: [POUTS]

SCRIBBLES: Now, now, none of that. Bare your teeth, look mad!

CULLEN: I am mad. This whole country is mad! ARG!

SCRIBBLES: Much better.

 

Tehehehehe *giggle*

[Hellion Rex]

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  9s

Hey @HulegaardBooks, do we have any more characters to post up? I can't really think who else people would want info on. Shall we wrap up?

 

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  39s

(I am so mean.)

[alwayshungry]

nvm 

[SmilesJA]

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  9s

Hey @HulegaardBooks, do we have any more characters to post up? I can't really think who else people would want info on. Shall we wrap up?

 

CULLEN!!!!!

[Mister Sunshine]

Oh, that Mike Laidlaw. He's just... such a funny man.

[Allowyntais]

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  9s

Hey @HulegaardBooks, do we have any more characters to post up? I can't really think who else people would want info on. Shall we wrap up?

 

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  39s

(I am so mean.)

Oh. That is just....that is just not right. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

It's like Laidlaw wants to create a mass riot *starts handing out the pitchforks and torches*  

[alwayshungry]

Mike Laidlaw ‏@Mike_Laidlaw  4s

It -seems-, that we need to get two more people up there. Something about a blonde guy and, it says here, "Scribbles?" I'll look into it.

[HurricaneGinger]

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  9s

Hey @HulegaardBooks, do we have any more characters to post up? I can't really think who else people would want info on. Shall we wrap up?

 

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  39s

(I am so mean.)

 

TROLLS THE LOT OF THEM XD

[Phate Phoenix]

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  9s

Hey @HulegaardBooks, do we have any more characters to post up? I can't really think who else people would want info on. Shall we wrap up?

 

Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw  ·  39s

(I am so mean.)

 

[DRAGS FINGERNAILS DOWN WALLS] [HISSING NOISES]

[Allowyntais]

I sent him a very strongly worded tweet. 

"Why do you tease us so?! #cullenites unite!"

Do you think I went too far? 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I sent him a very strongly worded tweet. 

"Why do you tease us so?! #cullenites unite!"

Do you think I went too far? 

 

Why do I have this image of all of us merging into one giant Cullen fan?   Kind of like Orsino at the end of DA2, but without the necromancy grossness and we would look far more attractive.