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[Lost_In_Anarchy]

I must say I LOVE Cullen's badass face!  Much more than his "I'm sexy and I know it!" face.

 

 

Smolder... can't wait for October!

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[LolaLei]

I almost wet myself laughing when he asked Alistair what does with my warden's legs.... took a little bit for Alistair to catch on. But Wynne had good banter with Alistair too... like the time she tried to explain where babies come from LMAO
Ohhh Alistair never was quick to catch on... lol

I've never heard that piece of banter!

[ahellbornlady]

Wynne: Well then, now that you're in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.
Alistair: Pardon?
Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms...but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other --
Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!
Wynne: Do you? Do you really?

 

[SamaraDraven]

Phooey! I need to go to bed now. I was gonna show y'all an art but I messed it up. I should remember that just because I like to draw in pen doesn't mean I'm good at it.

[Galagraphia]

 

 

Smolder... can't wait for October!

Are you a templar? Because you just dispelled all my underwear!

(This will be my Inquisitor's pick up line)

[Lost_In_Anarchy]

Are you a templar? Because you just dispelled all my underwear!

(This will be my Inquisitor's pick up line)

This needs to come with a redfaced Cullen covering his eyes while shouting "By the Maker!"

 

Edit for a Ps:

 

I went looking for that Oghren dialogue mentioned earlier and I think I found your vid. If I walk into a wall for the tears in my eyes I hold both you and Asperath responsible.

 

 

I see Asperath beat me to it.

[Asperath]

I've never heard that piece of banter!

 

 

Wynne: Well then, now that you're in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.
Alistair: Pardon?
Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms...but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other --
Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!
Wynne: Do you? Do you really?

 

 

Not sure which one you meant LolaLei but this is the Oghren one:-

• Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs?
• Alistair: Whose legs?
• Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory.
• Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what--
• Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son.
• Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.

I just read a few more... lol I love Oghren's descriptive language "Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat."

 

EDIT: Gala actually posted a youtube vid of Oghren/Alistair banter back in 2010

[SamaraDraven]

Are you a templar? Because you just dispelled all my underwear!

(This will be my Inquisitor's pick up line)

 

*gigglesnort* Cheesy pick up lines...

 

Inquisitor: "Quick! I think there's some dark magic at work here!"

Cullen: "Where?!" *draws sword*

Inquisitor: "I'm trapped!"

Cullen: "You are?!" *stares at quizzy* "I don't see - "

Inquisitor: "There's not time to lose! You must release me!"

Cullen: *Looks all over the Inquisitor* "From WHAT?!"

Inquisitor: "From this Maker-damned torture device Vivienne calls 'smallclothes'! Who need feathers down there?!" *scratches bum*

Cullen: O_O "Um..."

[Galagraphia]

I wonder what will Cullen really do if you flirt with him so aggressively?

It's not like he was clueless in Origins, he got it, he just turned the f!Mage down, because it was not allowed. Things will probably get more interesting now

[Asperath]

I wonder what will Cullen really do if you flirt with him so aggressively?

It's not like he was clueless in Origins, he got it, he just turned the f!Mage down, because it was not allowed. Things will probably get more interesting now

 

I just hope he's not too bashful, like once he knows his interest/feelings are returned he'll pursue as well being pursued. Umm does that make sense?

[Galagraphia]

*gigglesnort* Cheesy pick up lines...

 

Inquisitor: "Quick! I think there's some dark magic at work here!"

Cullen: "Where?!" *draws sword*

Inquisitor: "I'm trapped!"

Cullen: "You are?!" *stares at quizzy* "I don't see - "

Inquisitor: "There's not time to lose! You must release me!"

Cullen: *Looks all over the Inquisitor* "From WHAT?!"

Inquisitor: "From this Maker-damned torture device Vivienne calls 'smallclothes'! Who need feathers down there?!" *scratches bum*

Cullen: O_O "Um..."

A quick fic prompt for you, my dear writers: Cullen comes across the place where the laundry is drying after the washing, and accidentally gets a good view of everyone's underwear. Including Cassandra's pink knickers with white hearts on them (everything Cass wears has hearts on it, this is my headcanon!). Bonus points if you include a sassy laundress who will tell what belongs to whom with snarky remarks.

[Lost_In_Anarchy]

I wonder what will Cullen really do if you flirt with him so aggressively?

It's not like he was clueless in Origins, he got it, he just turned the f!Mage down, because it was not allowed. Things will probably get more interesting now

He is older so maybe the first time he thanks you before he runs off to "polish his sword" as Oghren says.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

A quick fic prompt for you, my dear writers: Cullen comes across the place where the laundry is drying after the washing, and accidentally gets a good view of everyone's underwear. Including Cassandra's pink knickers with white hearts on them (everything Cass wears has hearts on it, this is my headcanon!). Bonus points if you include a sassy laundress who will tell what belongs to whom with snarky remarks.

This is cruel Gala! My partner forgot to bring the laptop home with him from work and I can't write on a tablet

EDIT: I think I might try though

[SamaraDraven]

I wonder what will Cullen really do if you flirt with him so aggressively?

It's not like he was clueless in Origins, he got it, he just turned the f!Mage down, because it was not allowed. Things will probably get more interesting now

 

I think he's no blushing virgin and would hold his own with pretty much anyone now, but I doubt he'd be prowling for conquests - he's not that kind of guy, in my opinion. It will be intriguing, to be sure, to see how he interacts with a mage. I bet he never thought he'd be working alongside a mage but life keeps putting him in that position, though it was in an unofficial capacity before. Now that he's working with mages, in an officially, now that the rulle book has been tossed out the window...? I can see him giving as good as he gets, even with a mage - but in his usually classy fashion. And maybe blushing here and there when he surprises himself. I can't see him being crude but if he mastered clever double-entendres -one of GE's faves - he could say some naughty stuff that flies right over head if you're not paying attention. lmao!

[LolaLei]

Not sure which one you meant LolaLei but this is the Oghren one:-

• Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs?
• Alistair: Whose legs?
• Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory.
• Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what--
• Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son.
• Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.

I just read a few more... lol I love Oghren's descriptive language "Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat."

EDIT: Gala actually posted a youtube vid of Oghren/Alistair banter back in 2010

Bwahahaha!

[Galagraphia]

EDIT: Gala actually posted a youtube vid of Oghren/Alistair banter back in 2010

*snip*

Aww, that wonderful time when I had time to record every banter, lol

Check out my mage's hat! Can you hear the sound of Vivienne dying of envy? I can! 

 

 

I think he's no blushing virgin and would hold his own with pretty much anyone now, but I doubt he'd be prowling for conquests - he's not that kind of guy, in my opinion. It will be intriguing, to be sure, to see how he interacts with a mage. I bet he never thought he'd be working alongside a mage but life keeps putting him in that position, though it was in an unofficial capacity before. Now that he's working with mages, in an officially, now that the rulle book has been tossed out the window...? I can see him giving as good as he gets, even with a mage - but in his usually classy fashion. And maybe blushing here and there when he surprises himself. I can't see him being crude but if he mastered clever double-entendres -one of GE's faves - he could say some naughty stuff that flies right over head if you're not paying attention. lmao!

Mmm, do want!  Of course, I instantly thought about the "not when I'm naked" line, lol. Greg Ellis is voicing a romance in a BioWare game at last (we don't count Mical, because kotor2 wasn't BioWare's, and Mical had zero seductive powers, poor thing), that's going to be epic!

[Asperath]

A quick fic prompt for you, my dear writers: Cullen comes across the place where the laundry is drying after the washing, and accidentally gets a good view of everyone's underwear. Including Cassandra's pink knickers with white hearts on them (everything Cass wears has hearts on it, this is my headcanon!). Bonus points if you include a sassy laundress who will tell what belongs to whom with snarky remarks.

 

I can't write but I can actually imagine him sifting through the nickers eyeing each off and having a guess at who's whos... I'd say he's lucky Oghren's & a few others aren't included!

[Lost_In_Anarchy]

A quick fic prompt for you, my dear writers: Cullen comes across the place where the laundry is drying after the washing, and accidentally gets a good view of everyone's underwear. Including Cassandra's pink knickers with white hearts on them (everything Cass wears has hearts on it, this is my headcanon!). Bonus points if you include a sassy laundress who will tell what belongs to whom with snarky remarks.

I don't know how best to do this so I did it as a spoiler because it is long. So on that note...

 

 

Spoiler

Cullen made his way into the courtyard. A cool, summer breeze flapping the lines of linens hung out to dry. In the distance, he could hear the low guttural cursing of the dwarven laundress, Indira.

“By my ancestors, how in the world does the Iron Bull walk with this string up his bum!” Indira exclaimed examining what appeared to be a large strand of rope as Cullen turned the corner. His face turning beet red as the small woman climbed her ladder, hanging the triangle shaped item with only a tiny piece of fabric on the line.

“Maker!” Cullen cried making Indira turn her head.
“Afternoon Ser Cullen. You just caught me in the middle of doing everyone’s knickers. Do you need me to add yours to the pile?” A cheeky grin curled on her full face at the ex-templar’s obvious discomfort.

“No, dear madam. I am quite set with my washing. Thank you”

“Ya sure serrah? I got everyone else’s. These here…” she point to the uncomfortable looking item from earlier, “are Bull’s and those…” She stretched a stubby finger toward a pair of pink, heart covered bikinis. “Are the Hero of Orlais’.”

Cullen’s eyes went wide with shock. “Those are Cassandra’s?! Cassandra Pentaghast?! Maker’s breath who knew.” A slight chuckle passed his lips.

“Aye serrah. She loves pink for some reason.” Indira climbed down her stool. Making her way down the line she pointed to various delicates waving in the breeze.

“These plain white ones, these are the Grey Warden Blackwell’s and these leathery lace things are Vivienne’s. Varric won’t let me touch his anymore, can’t imagine why.” Indira’s eyes darted shiftily around the patio. “I told him I didn’t have nothing to do with that pair of ‘I Heart Bianca’ boxer’s coming up missing.”

Cullen felt like he should excuse himself from this situation, but his curiosity was getting the better of him. There was one pair he was most intrigued to see.

“Cole of course don’t need any washing. Seeing as he’s a spirit and all, but he does help me when it gets to be too much.” Indira motioned for Cullen to lean down so she could whisper in his ear. “If you ask me, he took Varric’s boxers to get back at him for cheating at diamondback.” She looked around to see if Cole was listening, not like she could see him if he didn’t want her too.

“Anyway, where was I? Oh right, this blue silk boxers with the gold lace are Dorian’s. He makes me use a special potion he created to wash them. I don’t. He can wash his own damn drawers he don’t like how I do it.” Indira spit on the ground as a curse on the fussy mage.

“Sera has these cute boy shorts. I asked her where she got them, but she couldn‘t remember. They look comfortable.” Indira rubbed the fabric of a small pair of green shorts with a nug on the rear.

Cullen shook his head. “Andraste save me.” He muttered as Indira came to the last pair on the line. A homely looking pair of almost leggings in the most hideous shade of brown he had ever seen. They looked to have been made by hand and mended several times. This was what he had been waiting for all this time. He was obviously disappointed.

“And these right here are Solas’” Indira said matter of factly then spun on her heel to head back to the wash.

“Solas’?!” Thank the maker, Cullen said to himself.

“Aye”

Cullen cleared his throat then stepped toward the woman elbow deep in her wash bucket.

 

“Um, You didn’t say which were the Inquisitor’s. They must do their own laundry like me.” His voice cracked as he uttered the statement and Indira smirked to herself. Never turning her head from her task, Indira replied.

“No. The Inquisitor doesn’t wear knickers, serrah.” Indira heard a loud thump of something or someone falling behind her. A wicked cackle rang out into the late summer evening.

The END.

[loominousfish]

I don't know how best to do this so I did it as a spoiler because it is long. So on that note...

 

 

Spoiler

Cullen made his way into the courtyard. A cool, summer breeze flapping the lines of linens hung out to dry. In the distance, he could hear the low guttural cursing of the dwarven laundress, Indira.

“By my ancestors, how in the world does the Iron Bull walk with this string up his bum!” Indira exclaimed examining what appeared to be a large strand of rope as Cullen turned the corner. His face turning beet red as the small woman climbed her ladder, hanging the triangle shaped item with only a tiny piece of fabric on the line.

“Maker!” Cullen cried making Indira turn her head.
“Afternoon Ser Cullen. You just caught me in the middle of doing everyone’s knickers. Do you need me to add yours to the pile?” A cheeky grin curled on her full face at the ex-templar’s obvious discomfort.

“No, dear madam. I am quite set with my washing. Thank you”

“Ya sure serrah? I got everyone else’s. These here…” she point to the uncomfortable looking item from earlier, “are Bull’s and those…” She stretched a stubby finger toward a pair of pink, heart covered bikinis. “Are the Hero of Orlais’.”

Cullen’s went wide with shock. “Those are Cassandra’s?! Cassandra Pentaghast?! Maker’s breath who knew.” A slight chuckle passed his lips.

“Aye serrah. She loves pink for some reason.” Indira climbed down her stool. Making her way down the line she pointed to various delicates waving in the breeze.

“These plain white ones, these are the Grey Warden Blackwell’s and these leathery lace things are Vivianne’s. Varric won’t let me touch his anymore, can’t imagine why.” Indira’s eyes darted shiftily around the patio. “I told him I didn’t have nothing to do with that pair of ‘I Heart Bianca’ boxer’s coming up missing.”

Cullen felt like he should excuse himself from this situation, but his curiosity was getting the better of him. There was one pair he was most intrigued to see.

“Cole of course don’t need any washing. Seeing as he’s a spirit and all, but he does help me when it gets to be too much.” Indira motioned for Cullen to lean down so she could whisper in his ear. “If you ask me, he took Varric’s boxers to get back at him for cheating at diamondback.” She looked around to see if Cole was listening, not like she could see him if he didn’t want her too.

“Anyway, where was I? Oh right, this blue silk boxers with the gold lace are Dorian’s. He makes me use a special potion he created to wash them. I don’t. He can wash his own damn drawers he don’t like how I do it.” Indira spit on the ground as a curse on the fussy mage.

“Sera has these cute boy shorts. I asked her where she got them, but she couldn‘t remember. They look comfortable.” Indira rubbed the fabric of a small pair of green shorts with a nug on the rear.

Cullen shook his head. “Andraste save me.” He muttered as Indira came to the last pair on the line. A homely looking pair of almost leggings in the most hideous shade of brown he had ever seen. They looked to have been made by hand and mended several times. This was what he had been waiting for all this time. He was obviously disappointed.

“And these right here are Solas’” Indira said matter of factly then spun on her heel to head back to the wash.

“Solas’?!” Thank the maker, Cullen said to himself.

“Aye”

Cullen cleared his throat then stepped toward the woman elbow deep in her wash bucket.

 

“Um, You didn’t say which were the Inquisitor’s. They must do their own laundry like me.” His voice cracked as he uttered the statement and Indira smirked to herself. Never turning her head from her task, Indira replied.

“No. The Inquisitor doesn’t wear knickers, serrah.” Indira heard a loud thump of something or someone falling behind her. A wicked cackle rang out into the late summer evening.

The END.

 

Petition to have Indira become a character in the game and for this scene to happen 

[Galagraphia]

I just hope he's not too bashful, like once he knows his interest/feelings are returned he'll pursue as well being pursued. Umm does that make sense?

Yes, it does. I'm hoping for something similar. Like, you flirt with him for the first time, and he reacts kind of like, "It's inappropriate/not the right time/I'm busy, let's talk later," maybe stuttering a little. And then he realises the Inquisitor is still interested, and they get to know each other better, and he starts flirting back? Or maybe pays a compliment? Maybe hug-attacks us at some point?

[Lost_In_Anarchy]

Petition to have Indira become a character in the game and for this scene to happen 

 

I am laughing so much that I am crying! Never ever stop writing! 

  Thank you. I was giggling writing it. Poor Cullen. I so mean to him.

[Galagraphia]

I don't know how best to do this so I did it as a spoiler because it is long. So on that note...

 

 

*awesome snip of awesome*

Perfection!   Indira is canon now, no matter what BioWare say or do

 

Edit: I'm bookmarking this to tweet to the BioWare writers when they wake up

[Asperath]

  Thank you. I was giggling writing it. Poor Cullen. I so mean to him.

 

Don't ever stop!

[Lost_In_Anarchy]

Perfection!   Indira is canon now, no matter what BioWare say or do

 

Edit: I'm bookmarking this to tweet to the BioWare writers when they wake up

First time I've smiled seeing Joffrey Thank you

 

Edit: I'm blushing so much right now. *big hugs all around*