Yes! Someone must write this!!
Absolutely!
Lots of people should write this and then I can have quadruple the laughs
Yes! Someone must write this!!
.....Go sit in your corner and think about what you just said!
I-I think that'd just make it worse lol
Absolutely!
Lots of people should write this and then I can have quadruple the laughs
LOL You know... 100 Days of Dragon Age has a prompt coming up week after next... The week’s prompt is: You’ve found a hot spring grotto.
#justsayin
Now that's what I'm talking about! ![]()
I want this....exactly the same way, except with Cassandra instead of Cullen and Sera instead of Dorian (although I'm still gonna have Dorian around 5ever in my party)
You mean kind of like with the Cousland and Delilah or Thomas Howe? I LOVED that quest because I have this headcanon where my Cousland was actually really excited/had a childhood crush on Delilah, but then Origins happened and it just didn't matter anymore. Then when he meets Delilah again and she says those things about my Cousland he's all pouty even though he's in love with Morrigan, despises her father and is just not normally someone who's bothered by those kinds of things lol.
It actually makes me pretty giddy to think of it happening again, but with Sebastian's family. Maybe Sebastian even had a minor crush on the Trevelyan during his more...eh rambunctious days?
Sebastian (if Anders lives): Varric!
Varric: Oh ****...
Inquisitor: Who's that guy?
Varric: A choir boy with a grudge and an army.
Sebastian notches an arrow and aims it right between the eyes of the dwarf. The Inquisitor and their party draw their weapons which is quickly followed by Sebastian's men drawing their weapons. Sebastian is unmoving, eyes locked on Varric's as the two share a silent dialogue with one another.
Varric: Been a while Sebastian.
Sebastian: ...
Varric: I don't know where they are.
Sebastian glances from face to face before relaxing the drawstring on his bow, a wave of exhaustion radiates over his face as he waves off his men. The Inquisitor sheathes her daggers and begins to remove her helmet as Sebastian speaks again.
Sebastian: I know, but after Kirkwall....I...what the O.o
The Inquisitor whips her hair in slow motion as diamonds sparkle around her.
Sebastian: Oh Lady Trevelyan, I-I mean your Eminence, I...m-mean Inquisitor
Cullen: Stuttering's my shtick bub
I remembered...


There is actually nothing against of Cullen being "half-elf" either, right? So maybe one of his parents is some elf we know from previous games? Some elves seem to have surnames like Aranai, Tabris or Mahariel so he could have one of elves' surname.
I remembered...
Accurate post is accurate lol
I swear, this thread is at it's peak around this time of the day... typically when I have to go to bloody work, lol.
Now that's what I'm talking about!
My personal favorite is "Like a snare drum"
I love this so freakin' much.
The looks on their faces are killing me! ![]()
"Like the fist of an angry god"
Yep. The first time I saw that expression was on this forum...and I've yet to hear one that more satisfactorily expresses the sentiment... ![]()
I want both.
And I will have both.
*plans Inquisitors*
"Like the fist of an angry god"
"I want to plough [him/her] like freshly fallen snow"
Ah, Garrus thread. I loved you dearly. ![]()
Oooh that is so good c__c
There was talk of having a best buddy relationship if you didn't have a romance yeah? If so....Dorian. lol
Oooh that is so good c__c
There was talk of having a best buddy relationship if you didn't have a romance yeah? If so....Dorian. lol
Dorian is never leaving my party. Ever. No matter if I'm romancing him or not. He is the only companion I'm not waffling over. ![]()
If there is anyone that wants to contribute to sending a thank you cake to the DA Team for Cullen and all the hard work they have put into DA:I then pm me and I will add you to the group
*sigh* I would love to, but the whole pregnancy thing has left me needing an emergency house move
so no free cash any more. Well done to all of you who are contributing though
it's an awesome thing to do!
*sigh* I would love to, but the whole pregnancy thing has left me needing an emergency house move
so no free cash any more. Well done to all of you who are contributing though
it's an awesome thing to do!
lol, that comic!
No, Dorian, you are not getting my templar cake, sorry, bro.
@Char, good luck to you! We are moving too, so I feel your pain!
I hope Cullen and Leliana have long, deep conversations about the female mage Warden and what a lovely person she is/was. I hope they also talk about the Chantry and their beliefs and Ferelden and gosh I just hope they are friends.
I hope Josephine and Cullen get into absolute screaming matches until finally Cullen just kind of kneels before her laughing and goes “I am sorry I have been so boorish my lady” and she just gets flustered and doesn’t know how to respond.
I hope Josephine and Leliana tease him something fierce over his crush on femquisitor.
I hope Varric and Cullen have lots of conversations about Hawke and Cullen can go “No, really, I had no idea Hawke/Anders was an apostate!” And Varric can just be all “…really?”
I hope his first line to the Inquisitor in a mage!Warden playthrough is “Please tell me your surname is not Amell, or related to the Amell family. I’ve had enough dealings with them in the past decade.”
I also hope Varric tries to convince him to read his erotic novels.
I HOPE SERA CALLS HIM NOODLE-HEAD.
I hope Cassandra and Cullen are like such bros omg I bet they train with each other and then Cullen makes flower crowns for her and then when someone says something about the Inquisition Cassandra hands her flowers to Cullen like “BABE HOLD MY FLOWER” and Cullen is all “Kick his ass girl I got your flower.”
I also hope Cassandra and Cullen have a banter about what sounds like they’re talking about very classy literature until the very last line of it when the Inquisitor realizes they’re talking about Hard in Hightown 2.
I hope Dorian hits on him.
I HOPE IRON BULL HITS ON HIM.
I hope Cullen and Vivienne have these long drawn out conversations about mage’s rights and freedoms and towers and also she compliments his hair a lot.
I hope he and Blackwall train together. Perhaps while naked and oiled up…
I hope he and Solas have long serious conversations about mages that are super respectful and also sweet.
idk how Cole and Cullen will interact but gosh I bet it will make me sad because Cole.
SLFKJSLKFJ CULLEN IN INQUISITION.
I have been thinking of butting in but I'm not sure yet. Maybe I'll wait until consensus with costs and order if thats okay. The idea sounds very cool though!If there is anyone that wants to contribute to sending a thank you cake to the DA Team for Cullen and all the hard work they have put into DA:I then pm me and I will add you to the group