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[LolaLei]

Actually, it's actually more adorable that Cullen's apparently a little awkward in a romance, since unlike Garrus, he's at least trying to woo his own species (or one that closely resembles it). Garrus on the other hand had obviously no idea what to make of FemShep and her human squishy attributes.

 

I can imagine an extra set in Skyhold's tavern after hours, where two people in hoods are conspiring.

 

Cullen: I'm glad you agreed to meet me. I need some help, I haven't had that much experience with courting... especially women of another species.

Garrus: You came to the right Turian, what do you need to know?

 

 

Garrus: "It's all in the reach and flexibility. Chicks dig that."

 

Cullen: *Take notes* "... Reach... flexibility... ok, good! Anything else?"

[Tishina]

Garrus: "It's all in the reach and flexibility. Chicks dig that."

 

Cullen: *Take notes* "... Reach... flexibility... ok, good! Anything else?"

omg, I'm laughing so hard, my daughter's looking in my room with the "has mom finally gone round the bend" look...

[LolaLei]

See, now I'm imagine him approaching the Inquisitor and making an over exaggerated big deal out of reaching up high for something off the shelves, then he just randomly starts doing the splits or something. And the Inquisitor is standing there like "wtf?" Whilst Garrus is sulking in the shadows face palming.     

[Sifr]

Garrus: "It's all in the reach and flexibility. Chicks dig that."

 

Cullen: *Take notes* "... Reach... flexibility... ok, good! Anything else?"

 

Garrus: Make sure she fires correctly before you pop your heat-sink.

Cullen: Heat sink?

Garrus: Right, right... err... if she can Earthquake before you Smite her, that's good.

Cullen: Okay...

Garrus: And don't be afraid to let her use Telekinetic Weapon and Haste on you... I suspect you'll both enjoy it.

 

[Basement Cat]

Garrus: Make sure she fires correctly before you pop your heat-sink.

Cullen: Heat sink?

Garrus: Right, right... err... if she can Earthquake before you Smite her, that's good.

Cullen: Okay...

Garrus: And don't be afraid to let her use Telekinetic Weapon and Haste on you... I suspect you'll both enjoy it.

I'm not sure about that last one... ladies can take a while. She'd better use haste on herself.

[Tishina]

Garrus: Make sure she fires correctly before you pop your heat-sink.

Cullen: Heat sink?

Garrus: Right, right... err... if she can Earthquake before you Smite her, that's good.

Cullen: Okay...

Garrus: And don't be afraid to let her use Telekinetic Weapon and Haste on you... I suspect you'll both enjoy it.

 

OK, one of the talented fanart people needs to do this,

 

edited for lousy grammar...

[Zarro-Morningstar]

Inquisitor: *opens mouth to say hello*

 

Cullen: Oh hey....can this wait....I'm in the middle of debriefing the recruits.....

 

Inquisitor: Um sure....I'll see you around?

 

Cullen: *nods*

 

Inquisitor: *silently leaves...heartbroken for the eighth time*

 

Player of DAI: *eye twitch* ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN...NOT LIKE GARRUS AND HIS STUPID CALIBRATIONS! *throws controller and sobs in corner*

 

I could so see this happening, lol!

[Basement Cat]

Inquisitor: *opens mouth to say hello*

 

Cullen: Oh hey....can this wait....I'm in the middle of debriefing the recruits.....

 

Inquisitor: Um sure....I'll see you around?

 

Cullen: *nods*

 

Inquisitor: *silently leaves...heartbroken for the eighth time*

 

Player of DAI: *eye twitch* ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN...NOT LIKE GARRUS AND HIS STUPID CALIBRATIONS! *throws controller and sobs in corner*

 

I could so see this happening, lol!

Unless we get intervention...

 

Iron Bull: *dope slap*

 

Cullen: Ow! What's the matter with you?

 

Iron Bull: What's the matter with you? A gorgeous lady has the hots for you and you leave her in the cold!

 

Cullen: I... What?

 

Iron Bull: Go after her before it's too late! I'll handle the recruits.

 

Cullen: I... uh... ok. *runs off*

 

Recruits: *cheer*

[LolaLei]

Inquisitor: *opens mouth to say hello*

 

Cullen: Oh hey....can this wait....I'm in the middle of debriefing the recruits.....

 

Inquisitor: Um sure....I'll see you around?

 

Cullen: *nods*

 

Inquisitor: *silently leaves...heartbroken for the eighth time*

 

Player of DAI: *eye twitch* ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN...NOT LIKE GARRUS AND HIS STUPID CALIBRATIONS! *throws controller and sobs in corner*

 

I could so see this happening, lol!

 

Inquisitor: "Stop debriefing the bloody recruits and de-brief me! Maker dammit, Cullen I have needs!"

 

Cullen: *Looks shocked as the entire courtyard falls silent*

 

Inquisitor: "... I should go."

[Tishina]

Unless we get intervention...

 

Iron Bull: Go after her before it's too late! I'll handle the recruits.

 

Cullen: I... uh... ok. *runs off*

 

Recruits: *cheer*

We can only hope...

[Basement Cat]

We can only hope...

I'd like to see Cullen fumble in his romantic overtures only to spot Josephine and Leliana facepalming in the background. 

[Dirgegun]

This isn't Cullen and I don't know if any of you have seen this yet, but...! But let me have my moment. I don't normally get to link things. 

 

Spoiler

 

The Dorian thread guessed right~~

[Zarro-Morningstar]

Unless we get intervention...

 

Iron Bull: *dope slap*

 

Cullen: Ow! What's the matter with you?

 

Iron Bull: What's the matter with you? A gorgeous lady has the hots for you and you leave her in the cold!

 

Cullen: I... What?

 

Iron Bull: Go after her before it's too late! I'll handle the recruits.

 

Cullen: I... uh... ok. *runs off*

 

Recruits: *cheer*

I think that may have to be a headcanon, 

 

Inquisitor: "Stop debriefing the bloody recruits and de-brief me! Maker dammit, Cullen I have needs!"

 

Cullen: *Looks shocked as the entire courtyard falls silent*

 

Inquisitor: "... I should go."

Now...that would definitely require an "I should go." Lol, now I am just imagining the Inquisitor being a horrible dancer or who knows maybe Bioware will have them be a great...WAIT!!! People who are amazing at art I have a suggestion...make a comic with all the different races the Inquisitor can be and have them look like they are dancing a certain style...imagine....a Qunari doing ballet...

[Sifr]

I'm not sure about that last one... ladies can take a while. She'd better use haste on herself.

 

Well Haste would effect both of them, so surely that'd speed things up for her as well?

 

OK, one of the talented fanart people needs to do this,

 

Agreed, this must be done! It is known!

 

Inquisitor: "Stop debriefing the bloody recruits and de-brief me! Maker dammit, Cullen I have needs!"

 

Cullen: *Looks shocked as the entire courtyard falls silent*

 

Inquisitor: "... I should go."

 

It's not like she was exactly subtle beforehand.

 

On the war table she'd left a special task for Cullen to "Meet with the leader and "service the Inquisition"" placed directly above Skyhold.

[LolaLei]

It's not like she was exactly subtle beforehand.

 

On the war table she'd left a special task for Cullen to "Meet with the leader and "service the Inquisition"" placed directly above Skyhold.

 

She said it louder than intended, lol.

[Tishina]

I'd like to see Cullen fumble in his romantic overtures only to spot Josephine and Leliana facepalming in the background. 

That would be hilarious. I could see Blackwall getting involved with a bit of advice myself.

[QueenofFereldan]

...And then Iron Bull chimes in? XD

[Basement Cat]

That would be hilarious. I could see Blackwall getting involved with a bit of advice myself.

I could see pretty much everyone getting involved. Except maybe Solas and Vivienne.

[Tishina]

...And then Iron Bull chimes in? XD

I'm starting to visualize half the Inquisition organizing to give Cullen advice, poor guy.

 

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[QueenofFereldan]

Poor Cullen. XD

[BevH]

I could see pretty much everyone getting involved. Except maybe Solas and Vivienne.

Really, I can see this a pretty much a Varric moment: "Really, templar, you're ruining my story!" 

[BevH]

Or no, Varric would probably say, "If you don't go after her, templar, I'll just have to make up something." 

[Sifr]

I'm starting to visualize half the Inquisition organizing to give Cullen advice, poor guy.

 

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And they end up forming such a large line stretching from the top of his tower to the courtyard, someone is forced to set one of these up;

 

[faerie dragon]

And they end up forming such a large line stretching from the top of his tower to the courtyard, someone is forced to set one of these up;

 

Would that someone be Josephine? 

 

I can't believe it's almost 3000 pages!  Save me a spot for the celebration, please? I actually finished the projects I was working on!  I have three, one for each thousand. 

 

Just gotta write the blurbs to go along with them.  That's a great word, "blurbs." 

[Lady Shayna]

Aw, apparently Cullen is Liz's "DA Garrus"... I wonder if he's kinda awkward to the point of amusing when it comes to romance, like Garrus was?

 

 

Aw, man. Now I not only have to do DA2 homework, I have to do ME homework as well.  

 

There any particular game's vids I should look for to get a feel for this, or just search for "Garrus romance" on youtube?  Or is there a better source than youtube?