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The Official Cullen Discussion Thread v.3.0

Débuté par R2s Muse , avril 12 2014 12:35

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#81551
LolaLei

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:02

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LOLA! OH MY GOD!

Bwahahaha!

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#81552
MacyNell

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:05

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This would be my me!Inquisitor's cup.

http://images.eselle...lewilly mug.jpg

Oh. I was NOT expecting that. :blink: :lol:

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#81553
Hellion Rex

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:05

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Could you imagine everyone's reactions if the Inquisitor was casually sipping from that like it was no big deal, LOL!

Birthday gift from Dorian lol.

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#81554
LolaLei

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:05

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Birthday gift from Dorian lol.

He has wonderful taste in penis mugs! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#81555
Hellion Rex

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:06

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Oh. I was NOT expecting that.

You weren't expecting that? Lol, I had a pretty good idea long before I clicked the link. This is Lola we're talkin' bout here. :lol:

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#81556
LolaLei

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:06

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You weren't expecting that? Lol, I had a pretty good idea long before I clicked the link. This is Lola we're talkin' bout here.

... I was bored, lol.

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#81557
CuriousArtemis

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:07

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Oh. I was NOT expecting that.

I would've been shocked if it were NOT a mug with a dick on it :lol:

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#81558
Hellion Rex

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:09

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He has wonderful taste in penis mugs!

He knows just what you need to get a certain Templar all flustered. I feel like Dorian is gonna be such a wingman lol.

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#81559
john-in-france

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:09

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Cullenites Assemble Banters for Keep your spirits up challenge. 2/2

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Midget Nemo

Imagine Cullen calling a meeting and the whole Inquisition checking him out while he´s talking :lol: (Friends idea)
"Now, does anybody have any questions?"
"Could you turn around?"
"Inquisitor, I-... I beg your pardon?"
"I don't see how this has anything to do with--..... do I have anything on my back??"
"No, no you're just fiiine"
*Dorian whistles and Viv nods approvingly*

And then he blushes and puts his helmet on while Varric and Dorian whistle and him facepalming,which makes Bull fall off his chair since Cullen just hurt his own hand. :lol:

Ananka
Context: I can't quote the inspiration for this since it's in the old thread ( ) but it had to do with Cullen losing a bet and having to do a little performance of Greg's demon song in front of his troops.
Sorry if this is a bit stupid
Setting: A sunny morning at Skyhold, with Cass and Varric overlooking the troops.

Cass: "It was not supposed to be like this."
Varric: "Heeeeheee"
Cass: "I selected him because of his leadership abilities. Because of his templar skills."
Varric: "I don't know about templar skills, Seeker, but he does seem to have *some* skills..."
Cass: "I selected him because he's fought demons. He's seen the best of mages and magic, and the worst. He stood up to Meredith for what he thought was right. He fought by the Champion's side, even against the knight-commander. Until the end."
Varric: "The man does not know when to quit, that's true."
Cass: "I knew he wasn't the type of templar to frequent the Blooming rose. Or even the Hanged Man. Not the kind of templar who drinks or gambles or...and I thought 'Good. That's good. That means less trouble.' I never expected...Maker. Maker, I never expected...this."
Varric: "Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Seeker. How could you have known he was terrible in Diamondback?"
Cullen:*singing* "...talk about my Johnson, talk about my bum..."

Lilaeth

Inq: Varric, a word!
Varric: What can I do for you Inquisitor?
Inq: It's about your new 'masterpiece'...
(Varric winces slightly as a book is slammed on to the table in front of him. Sera and Leliana sit up straighter.)
Inq: 'Again, Cullen'? 'Harder'??
Varric: You told me to be more 'accurate', and that's what I heard!
Inq: We were *sparring*!
Varric: I'm sure you were, Inquisitor... (Sera and Lelian giggle.)
Inq: Argh! (Stomps off)
Sera: Nice one Varric!
Varric: Now all I need is someone to illustrate it...

Basement Cat

*chance encounter in the Skyhold kitchen at night*

Lavellan: *entering kitchen* Oh! Commander. I didn't expect to find you here.
Cullen: *eating something* Mmh. I couldn't sleep and came down for a snack.
Lavellan: Same here. Anything good?
Cullen: *points to table* Some bread, cheese and ham. They're not bad.
Lavellan: *inspects food* I think the ham has seen better days.
Cullen: *pauses, shrugs and keeps eating* We all have.
Lavellan: *eating piece of cheese* Mmh. You were very hungry, weren't you?
Cullen: What makes you say that?
Lavellan: *appraising look* You didn't put a shirt on.
Cullen: *blush*
Lavellan: *teasing* Now I'm hungry for something else.
Cullen: *crimson*

Tishina

Varric: So, Inquisitor, you seemed to enjoy celebrating last night.
Sil’na: We did have that party in the tavern, so I assume all of us had a good time last night; except maybe those who woke up with a hangover this morning. Is that why you’re looking a bit bleary? (tilts her chair back against the wall and grins at him, cradling her mug of coffee in her hands)
Varric: Me, hung-over? Trevelyan, you insult me. But some of the guards on duty last night mentioned you didn’t put out your candles for hours after you left the party, and you’re just now having breakfast.
Sil’na: And? What makes you think I wasn’t reading reports or studying maps?
Varric: Trevelyan, please, you may not have been drunk, but you drank too much ale last night for me to believe you were working. Not to mention you were flirting, and without using a sword to do it for once, quite impressive.
Sera: Oh? I missed that. Our noble fishwife actually knows how to flirt? And who with?
Sil’na: (grinning back at her) My mother spent years hauled me inside-in my armor-for my deportment lessons. Obviously most of it didn’t stick, but yes, I can flirt without a sword being involved.
Varric: Yes, she had that handsome Templar blushing fire red at one point.
Sil’na: (almost choking on her coffee, before exchanging a brief amused glance with Blackwall across the room) Um, no. I told Commander Cullen a joke that probably convinced him I really am a fishwife.
Sera: Oooo, then who were you flirting with?
Sil’na: I’m disappointed, both of you are supposed to be so good at unearthing information. You’ll just have to work harder at figuring out who kept me awake last night, won’t you?

No2 Basement Cat

A silly banter.
Lavellan: *scratching cheek* Ow. This is driving me crazy.
Cullen: What's the matter?
Lavellan: Nothing much, I just have the worst itch ever.
Cullen: Oh. Perhaps you should put some ointment on your cheek to relieve it.
Lavellan: Or I need longer fingernails. *looks at Cullen* Hold on. *touches Cullen's cheek*
Cullen: Hey, what are you doing?
Lavellan: *grabs his face* This should do. *rubs her cheek against Cullen's*
Cullen: *blush* Huh...
Lavellan: *lets him go, touches her face* Ah, much better. Those whiskers of yours are useful after all.
Cullen: *clears throat* Well, huh, glad to be of service.
Lavellan: Thank you, Commander. *saunters off*
Cullen: *aside* If only she'd had that itch on her chest.

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#81560
sunbean

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:09

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That mug... I think I may have had enough internet for today, lol.

I think this one would be more my Inquisitor's style:

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http://www.wwrd.com...._6523837394.jpg

At least for my human mage Quizzy.

That is so pretty... I love teacups ahhh.

I think my inquisitor wouldn't be much of a tea drinker... and ruin Inquisition tea time. :rolleyes:

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#81561
sunhair

Posté 19 octobre 2014 - 07:13

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Comes out of dark corner the Image of that teacup made me :blush: and I started chuckling out loud. My Hubby had just given me a Quizzical look and I just started whistling acting like I was clueless :devil: