So...this is it...I sent it to MD and I am going to post it here, hope you guys like it! I know it's not that great, but hopefully it is terrible!
Because you know MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
Yeah, it's pretty clear, MD got the hots for Grey Wardens
But then she goes "ALL THE FEELS" with Rick Riordan
She got that fire in her eye for all them bearded Grey Wardens
and a lasso in her hand to catch that grizzled Warden
She sees his muscles bulging even when he's simply bathin’
We know that she got that camera in her hand
To capture that glistening monster of a man
If she had any words, they would only be "OH DAMN!"
'Cause she got her gaze a goin' from his bottom to his top
Yeah her mama told her don't worry 'bout her beard addiction
She said, "Girl it's better than that feather ticklin''"
You know she only got the hots for all that facial hair
So if you're as hairless as a naked molerat, you may as well scurry off
Because you know MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
She’s bringing Blacky baaaaack
Go ahead MD and tap thaaaat
I ain’t playin’ we both know that’s what you’re dreamin’
'Cause she got her gaze a goin'
from his bottom to his top
Yeah her mama told her don't worry 'bout her beard addiction
She said, "Girl it's better than that feather ticklin''"
You know she only got the hots for all that facial hair
So if you're as hairless as a naked molerat, you may as well scurry off
Because you know MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen
MD's all about that Beef
'Bout that Beef, no Cullen