Can we get 50 different Templars to illustrate? Because they're a pretty good looking bunch overall
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Lol, so this is a serious rating? My first thought was that someone was taking the mickey. Maybe I should check out the link.
Yeah, I wondered the same thing at first, but it's the real deal. That's why it's just so curious.
Oh man, now I feel some Fifty Shades of Templar coming on...
Ok everybody, what is going on? I went to bed and everything was perfectly normal and then I get up to this? Now don't get me wrong...I'm very interested. But I haven't even had coffee yet!
Fifty Shades of Templar, R2? Well with you at the helm, at least I'd know the writing would be better than the real book! 
I'm curious if the "exposed buttocks" part actually means we'll see some full on butt action or "you briefly see a flash of the corner of a left ass-cheek."
Fifty Shades of Templar, R2? Well with you at the helm, at least I'd know the writing would be better than the real book!
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Yeah, I wondered the same thing at first, but it's the real deal. That's why it's just so curious.
I'm sorry but this: “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”
I just........I don't know whether to giggle awkwardly or.....I just don't know.
Do you think they are trying to out-smut some of the smut written by fans?
BioWare: "You call that smut? We'll show you smut!" 
Fifty Shades of Templar, R2? Well with you at the helm, at least I'd know the writing would be better than the real book!
LOL Yeah, it is a little early (for some of us) for this kind of discussion. I'm sitting in the pre-dawn dark with my family asleep.
And, you flatter me, my dear. Sadly, I am the royal suck at smut. As my current story attests... Chocolate and Sex sequel is almost done, but harder to write than I expected. 
I just laughed at it Boom.. there can be just no way.. XD
I'm sorry but this: “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”
I just........I don't know whether to giggle awkwardly or.....I just don't know.
Do you think they are trying to out-smut some of the smut written by fans?
BioWare: "You call that smut? We'll show you smut!"
*tinfoil hat*
What if they lurk in the tumblr tags so they can be like, "Okay guys, this is the most hardcore smut stuff we've found today. Now go harder."
*whips off tinfoil hat*
Edit: also, I can't help but think. Why on the side of the bed? That just sounds uncomfortable for everyone involved. Why limit yourself needlessly!
I'm sorry but this: “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”
I just........I don't know whether to giggle awkwardly or.....I just don't know.
Do you think they are trying to out-smut some of the smut written by fans?
BioWare: "You call that smut? We'll show you smut!"
That first quote in the ratings description I heard in Freddie Prinze, Jr's voice, but this one? I don't even.... 
This is so bizarre. Seems like we're really in for it this time!
LOL Yeah, it is a little early (for some of us) for this kind of discussion. I'm sitting in the pre-dawn dark with my family asleep.
And, you flatter me, my dear. Sadly, I am the royal suck at smut. As my current story attests... Chocolate and Sex sequel is almost done, but harder to write than I expected.
Believe me, I've read snippets of Fifty Shades of Grey, and you could do better with your hands tied. Truth. Actually, if you get time, you really should think about it...... Bow Chicka Bow Wow
Posting again for the night crowd...
I need some feedback on an idea I've been tossing around and was kind of hoping I could get y'all's opinions. I didn't want to post it in here as the responses would probably get buried rather quickly.. made a group here if you wouldn't mind taking a look, and many thanks in advance
I think you have to join the group to respond, but joining is open so anyone can.
Heya, yeah, I'm not in the group, so can't respond. I think it sounds like fun... but TBH the timeline stresses me out since it's so short and so soon.
I'm sorry but this: “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”
I just........I don't know whether to giggle awkwardly or.....I just don't know.
Do you think they are trying to out-smut some of the smut written by fans?
BioWare: "You call that smut? We'll show you smut!"
I wondered if this was Blackwall, someone said he was on Team vulgar...
I'm thinking the same thing too. That first line just seems too awkward to have been said organically.
That first line sounds like it would be a translation from Japanese or something. (Not being flippant.) You know how sometimes you'll have something that is originally in English, then translated into Japanese, then translated back into English again and it comes out sounding a little off? That's what it reminds me of.
And, you flatter me, my dear. Sadly, I am the royal suck at smut. As my current story attests... Chocolate and Sex sequel is almost done, but harder to write than I expected.
This is a lie. Practice makes perfect. I am willing to ... "proofread"... any and all smut. It's for the benefit of us all. I'm a giver.
*tinfoil hat*
What if they lurk in the tumblr tags so they can be like, "Okay guys, this is the most hardcore smut stuff we've found today. Now go harder."
*whips off tinfoil hat*
Edit: also, I can't help but think. Why on the side of the bed? That just sounds uncomfortable for everyone involved. Why limit yourself needlessly!
I actually wrote a fanfic for page 3000 wherein something quite similar happened. (the act, not the quote) And I thought I was taking a walk on the wild side! Way to one up me, BioWare!
That first quote in the ratings description I heard in Freddie Prinze, Jr's voice, but this one? I don't even....
This is so bizarre. Seems like we're really in for it this time!
I know, right? I am a little speechless. I'm going to be blushing profusely if Cullen likes to talk dirty. I'm going to like it though. I do approve of the bum shots that were mentioned and I don't mind being in for it.
I don't know why I'm changing the size of my font for some of that. Everyone already knows I'm a pervert.
leverage, my dear
Lev--- ohhhhhh. 
Gotcha.
I know, right? I am a little speechless. I'm going to be blushing profusely if Cullen likes to talk dirty. I'm going to like it though. I do approve of the bum shots that were mentioned and I don't mind being in for it.
I don't know why I'm changing the size of my font for some of that. Everyone already knows I'm a pervert.
If Cullen talks dirty, I'm going to wake up my family with loads of nervous giggling. Although I might have to reload and hear him do it again. And again. Several times? For you know. Science. And if any of the bum shots are like Willobea's art... *fans hands* whew!
Well, you know. Flaunt it if you got it!
I know, right? I am a little speechless. I'm going to be blushing profusely if Cullen likes to talk dirty. I'm going to like it though. I do approve of the bum shots that were mentioned and I don't mind being in for it.
I don't know why I'm changing the size of my font for some of that. Everyone already knows I'm a pervert.
Just ran out of LIKES so LIKE!
Anyway, the nudity is a-okay with me too. In certain situations, it would be expected. And if Cullen talks dirty to me, I'm going to need to be resuscitated!
Just ran out of LIKES so LIKE!
Anyway, the nudity is a-okay with me too. In certain situations, it would be expected. And if Cullen talks dirty to me, I'm going need to be resuscitated!
All over the world there will be simultaneous calls to the ambos to come revive all the cullenites...
So I keep trying to imagine Cullen saying the second line, and this is what keeps happening in my head,
*The Inquisitor is sitting on Cullen's lap in his office with the doors locked. The Inquisitor is squirming a bit but is clearly enjoying what's happening.*
Cullen: The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed… ....
Inquisitor: *swivels around to look at him pointedly* ...aaaaaaaaand?
Cullen: It's just. I'm sorry *he covers his eyes with one hand before pinching the bridge of his nose* I don't think I can do this!
Inquisitor: But you were doing so well! *pouts* Just keep doing what we discussed!
Cullen: Must I really use that sort of language on you?! It just seems so disrespectful. Not to mention tacky.
Inquisitor: *rolling her eyes* That's the point Cullen!
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