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[john-in-france]

So I keep trying to imagine Cullen saying the second line, and this is what keeps happening in my head,

 

 

*The Inquisitor is sitting on Cullen's lap in his office with the doors locked. The Inquisitor is squirming a bit but is clearly enjoying what's happening.*

 

Cullen: The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed… ....

Inquisitor: *swivels around to look at him pointedly* ...aaaaaaaaand?

Cullen: It's just. I'm sorry *he covers his eyes with one hand before pinching the bridge of his nose* I don't think I can do this!

Inquisitor: But you were doing so well! *pouts* Just keep doing what we discussed!

Cullen: Must I really use that sort of language on you?! It just seems so disrespectful. Not to mention tacky.

Inquisitor: *rolling her eyes* That's the point Cullen!

 

I have that problem too...done well dirty talk from Cullen might be ok, but really not a turn on for me personally...

[MacyNell]

All over the world there will be simultaneous calls to the ambos to come revive all the cullenites...

The World Health Organization would have to declare a pandemic! 

 

So I keep trying to imagine Cullen saying the second line, and this is what keeps happening in my head,

 

 

*The Inquisitor is sitting on Cullen's lap in his office with the doors locked. The Inquisitor is squirming a bit but is clearly enjoying what's happening.*

 

Cullen: The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed… ....

Inquisitor: *swivels around to look at him pointedly* ...aaaaaaaaand?

Cullen: It's just. I'm sorry *he covers his eyes with one hand before pinching the bridge of his nose* I don't think I can do this!

Inquisitor: But you were doing so well! *pouts* Just keep doing what we discussed!

Cullen: Must I really use that sort of language on you?! It just seems so disrespectful. Not to mention tacky.

Inquisitor: *rolling her eyes* That's the point Cullen!

 

Ok. That's it. I'm dead. 

 

I think I'm going to need to learn to save regularly, in case I, er, need to go back at any point. It would be a tragedy if I missed anything, after all

 

Yes. Good rule. I do this anyway, but now I'm going to be extra vigilant! 

[Lilaeth]

I have to say that in my head, I heard the 't*ts' line in Iron Bull's voice.  I think Cullen would have to have been possessed by half a dozen varied demons before he'd use language like that to a lady! 

[Char]

I have that problem too...done well dirty talk from Cullen might be ok, but really not a turn on for me personally...

I've always seen it as one of those things that people are either good at, or they aren't, and that people either like or they don't. Not often I've found someone on the fence on the subject.

[R2s Muse]

I think I'm going to need to learn to save regularly, in case I, er, need to go back at any point. It would be a tragedy if I missed anything, after all

LOL I do this anyway. I'm a crazy@ss metagamer. At the sound of it, I may never actually finish my first playthrough.

[Char]

I have to say that in my head, I heard the 't*ts' line in Iron Bull's voice.  I think Cullen would have to have been possessed by half a dozen varied demons before he'd use language like that to a lady! 

I heard it as Bull too, but I haven't heard much from Blackwall and he's meant to have a personality that could be compatible with that kind of line, too.

Maybe it will suprprise everyone and Solas has a naughty streak!

[loominousfish]

I heard it as Bull too, but I haven't heard much from Blackwall and he's meant to have a personality that could be compatible with that kind of line, too.

Maybe it will suprprise everyone and Solas has a naughty streak!

 

It could be Sera! 

 

I'm trying to imagine Solas saying it but I can't do it without breaking up into giggles and waking up the rest of my house. :S

[Char]

LOL I do this anyway. I'm a crazy@ss metagamer. At the sound of it, I may never actually finish my first playthrough.

I'm terrible for getting so sucked in I forget to save for ages and then start panicking about what would have happened -if- long after the event. I think I'm going to set a lap timer to nudge me every time I need to save

[morie91]

i also imagine this line being said by IB, it sounds so like him

 

... tho i can't help thinking about cullen saying it out loud too! 

 

seems like i have to transfer the image in my mind onto paper now *whistles*

[MacyNell]

I have that problem too...done well dirty talk from Cullen might be ok, but really not a turn on for me personally...

There is "dirty talk" that is not disrespectful and can be very erotic, imo. The t*ts thing, not so much. I can't see Cullen saying that, honestly.  One of the others? Maybe. Or maybe it's something a demon says to mock us, or something. 

[Char]

It could be Sera! 
 
I'm trying to imagine Solas saying it but I can't do it without breaking up into giggles and waking up the rest of my house. :S

I was wondering about Sera, but being as though she's an elf I struggle to see her pinning a Qunari anywhere. Of course, that doesn't make it impossible, but probably slightly amusing for a qunari player or.... Maybe Josephine's only a lady with her clothes on? So many possibilities

[noxpanda]

You know it might not be a companion at all. It could well be npc dialogue. After all there is a brothel is all the other DA games, so im expecting one to be in inquisiton and the second line would fit perfectly there. Though maybe not the first line....

 

Also the butt shots etc, does this mean everyone isnt going to be glued into their underwear this time?! (ala ME3) I approve!

[loominousfish]

I'm terrible for getting so sucked in I forget to save for ages and then start panicking about what would have happened -if- long after the event. I think I'm going to set a lap timer to nudge me every time I need to save

 

I learned my lesson from Noveria. I went to Noveria first on my first run of ME1. Before doing any Citadel missions, or anything to level up my character a bit more. By the time I realized my mistake, it was too late. I only had the one save, and it was on Noveria. I ended up having to start all over again because I was too underleveled to get past Benezia.

 

And now I save obsessively. I have a dual save system. I have one save that I keep for right before I leave on a mission, and then I have a separate save for actually saving during the mission, and then I save before every major conversation or before every time I talk to a character, and if I see an autosave symbol I make another save right after... never again!

[john-in-france]

There is "dirty talk" that is not disrespectful and can be very erotic, imo. The t*ts thing, not so much. I can't see Cullen saying that, honestly.  One of the others? Maybe. Or maybe it's something a demon says to mock us, or something. 

 

Very true there is true dirty talk and sheer crudeness...I'm not fond of the crude version.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

There is "dirty talk" that is not disrespectful and can be very erotic, imo. The t*ts thing, not so much. I can't see Cullen saying that, honestly.  One of the others? Maybe. Or maybe it's something a demon says to mock us, or something. 

 

OH MY GOD! I had to bury my face in a pillow so I didn't wake my whole house up with my cackling laugh! All I can think is:

 

"Tell me, where is your maker now! Call him, call down his wrath upon me! The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed......"  

 

I am so sorry! 

[Char]

OH MY GOD! I had to bury my face in a pillow so I didn't wake my whole house up with my cackling laugh! All I can think is:
 
"Tell me, where is your maker now! Call him, call down his wrath upon me! The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed......"  
 
I am so sorry! 

I laughed so loudly at this I made myself jump!
I won't lie I would die of amusement if that happened in game. Poor frustrated Elder One in need of someone to fill their breach *cough*

[loominousfish]

OH MY GOD! I had to bury my face in a pillow so I didn't wake my whole house up with my cackling laugh! All I can think is:

 

"Tell me, where is your maker now! Call him, call down his wrath upon me! The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed......"  

 

I am so sorry! 

 

I'm out of likes! So LIKE!   I'm dying!

 

And now when this happens in game I'm gonna mentally add in the last bit and I won't be able to take the boss seriously  Not a bad thing. Will probably make the boss fight easier. 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I laughed so loudly at this I made myself jump!
I won't lie I would die of amusement if that happened in game. Poor frustrated Elder One in need of someone to fill their breach *cough*

 

Yes! Fantastic pun! Damn I love this thread so much! 

[Char]

Yes! Fantastic pun! Damn I love this thread so much!

This thread brings out my inner Isabela

It probably doesn't help that I've been living with the in-laws for a month. I have a lot of pent-up innuendos I hate having to be on my best behaviour

[Iceyone]

Maybe it's just me but I don't think I'd like Cullen to have come that far, he has been portrayed so far as a gentleman and that seems way out of character from what we know of him. IB I can totally picture saying something like that, Blackwall & Sera possibly too but Cullen? I just don't see him using words or phrasing like that especially to or in front of a lady, even in jest. I think we know from snippets that he is romantic, I know everyone is different but that isn't really my idea of romantic

 

The puns from you guys are good! I'm a bit slow on the uptake with some of them though lol but when they finally click, I'm like "Ahhhhhh!" feels like a eureka moment

[MacyNell]

OH MY GOD! I had to bury my face in a pillow so I didn't wake my whole house up with my cackling laugh! All I can think is:

 

"Tell me, where is your maker now! Call him, call down his wrath upon me! The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed......"  

 

I am so sorry! 

 You have to stick around, Boom. 9 times out of 10, you're the one making me wish I had LIKEs left! 

[loominousfish]

Off topic, but Boom and I are going to play some Destiny on the Xbox One for a bit, so if anyone would like to join up, feel free! Unfortunately, there's only room for one more person because most of the game types only support three people (except for the raid, which allows up to six, so if you want to raid I guess o.O), but that doesn't mean the party chat isn't open to just come in and hang out! My gamertag is loominousfish.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Off topic, but Boom and I are going to play some Destiny on the Xbox One for a bit, so if anyone would like to join up, feel free! Unfortunately, there's only room for one more person because most of the game types only support three people (except for the raid, which allows up to six, so if you want to raid I guess o.O), but that doesn't mean the party chat isn't open to just come in and hang out! My gamertag is loominousfish.

 

And mine is VeneerFinish 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

 You have to stick around, Boom. 9 times out of 10, you're the one making me wish I had LIKEs left! 

 

Lol, with compliments like that how could I possible want to be anywhere else! 

[MacyNell]

Lol, with compliments like that how could I possible want to be anywhere else!