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[MacyNell]

From a post in the ESRB thread:  'So I don't mind sharing now that they have released this information that I have a friend who works at ESRB and she confirmed to me that both Sera and a female elf Inquisitor were topless in Sera's romance as well as a shot of Dorian nude from behind in the romance scene of his that she saw.  She also saw a scene of Iron Bull and a male dwarf and said that that scene started romantic and ended up humorous with no nudity from either character.'

...and I still don't know if I get any Cullen butt. 

[Lieutenant Kurin]

I get that it bothers you, but let's not bring that in here please. It will not end well.

Yeah, you're probably right.

[Sable Rhapsody]

So I just had to argue about how Cullen shouldn't just be patched to be bisexual now that they've announced he's straight (provided that is even possible), and despite my wants. I'm sad... somebody hold me?   Please?

 

Here, have a kitty hug.

 

[CuriousArtemis]

Actually, I know it is dumb to hope for such a patch, but then, I was dumb to hope for Cullen and Blackwall in the first place. But I can't help hoping that I'll wake up one morning and it'll be revealed that, oh, Solas is now also available to male elves lol I know it won't happen, like in my soul. But the hope doesn't die.

[HurricaneGinger]

Actually, I know it is dumb to hope for such a patch, but then, I was dumb to hope for Cullen and Blackwall in the first place. But I can't help hoping that I'll wake up one morning and it'll be revealed that, oh, Solas is now also available to male elves lol I know it won't happen, like in my soul. But the hope doesn't die.

 

You're not dumb for hoping for something.  

[Hellion Rex]

Actually, I know it is dumb to hope for such a patch, but then, I was dumb to hope for Cullen and Blackwall in the first place. But I can't help hoping that I'll wake up one morning and it'll be revealed that, oh, Solas is now also available to male elves lol I know it won't happen, like in my soul. But the hope doesn't die.

Well, then we're both pretty damn dumb, cause I'd been hoping for the exact same thing. But as much as it sucks, and it really effin' sucks, it did not turn in our favor this round.

[ACD101]

I found this on the DA-twitter thread. I really had to snort at the final sentences. But then I googled fellatio.. lol wut?

http://www.esrb.org/...searchkeyword=

 

"Rating Summary: This is a role-playing game in which players assume the role of a warrior battling evil forces in different dimensions. Characters use swords, axes, hammers, and magic attacks to kill fantastical creatures (e.g., demons, monsters, dwarfs) and humans in melee-style combat. Cutscenes sometimes depict characters impaled or getting their throats slit. Violent sequences are often highlighted by cries of pain, gurgling/gushing sounds, and large blood-splatter effects; blood remains on the ground in several environments. The game includes some sexual material: a female character briefly depicted in front of a man's torso (fellatio is implied); characters depicted topless or with exposed buttocks while lying in bed or after sex; some dialogue referencing sex/sexuality (e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”). The words “f**k,” “sh*t,” and “a*shole” appear in dialogue."

 

I had to google search what fellatio was as well... 

 

[Lilaeth]

Actually, I know it is dumb to hope for such a patch, but then, I was dumb to hope for Cullen and Blackwall in the first place. But I can't help hoping that I'll wake up one morning and it'll be revealed that, oh, Solas is now also available to male elves lol I know it won't happen, like in my soul. But the hope doesn't die.

 

I'd happily swap Blackwall for Dorian! 

[TeganJ]

Yeah, we've speculated that Hot Templar might be that, or maybe his right hand / second in command / errand boy, like Cullen's version of scout Harding. It would be damn nice to be reporting between Hot Cullen and Hot Templar.

 

So whether any of this speculation pans out or not or

 

Spoiler

whether or not Cullen's brother makes an appearance

 

I've decided that my second Inquisitor will be a human warrior (sword and shield) whose physical appearance will be such that he looks related to Cullen (near I can make it, anyway).  Then I can pretend that he's a half sibling or cousin of Cullen's from some affair/scandal between two members of their families and that's why Cullen didn't know about him previously.  Dorian will be his LI, of course. 

[Aunty Social]

In response to people saying they're not good at writing smut... Im reading a blog series called "How to be a sex writing strumpet" and it is verrry good.  Sat there blushing for like whole parts of the article (while taking notes lol).  Its pretty good, if kind of crude

 

It leads to a segue to the ESRB rating blurb and I read it with amusement... Im leaning towards an excerpt from Harrd in Hightown, because that would be hilarious, and if we could give Varric the "sarcastic stick" I would just be pleased as punch, y'all.  Mainly because he made sooo much fun of my aggressive Hawke lol.

 

Maybe Cullen does say it... although if it's in a monotone that would be the best.  Like dry, monotone..... Heaving stallions et al lol

[phyreblade74]

Am I awful for being even more .... Okay, the word excited is totally inappropriate, here.  I'm blushing now, sorry.  Regardless, I'm HAPPY that the game sounds to be offering more mature material, no more romance scenes with everyone wearing lacy underwear!  I feel like we dodged a bullet, so to speak.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Am I awful for being even more .... Okay, the word excited is totally inappropriate, here.  I'm blushing now, sorry.  Regardless, I'm HAPPY that the game sounds to be offering more mature material, no more romance scenes with everyone wearing lacy underwear!  I feel like we dodged a bullet, so to speak.

 

I might be the only person who preferred the fade-to-black style from DA2   Not because of prudishness--I've filled too many kmeme prompts to use that as an excuse--but because the sexytime animations just look AWKWARD.  In DA:O and to a certain extent ME as well, I was just sitting there cringing as fingers clipped places they really shouldn't go.

[riverbanks]

So whether any of this speculation pans out or not or

 

Spoiler

whether or not Cullen's brother makes an appearance

 

I've decided that my second Inquisitor will be a human warrior (sword and shield) whose physical appearance will be such that he looks related to Cullen (near I can make it, anyway).  Then I can pretend that he's a half sibling or cousin of Cullen's from some affair/scandal between two members of their families and that's why Cullen didn't know about him previously.  Dorian will be his LI, of course. 

 

I like the cousin idea. Specially in this setting, where you could have distant blood relatives you've never had much if any contact with, like the Hawkes and the Amells. Hawke and Warden Amell are cousins, but never really met or had any contact, so you could make your Inquisitor and Cullen distant cousins in minor nobility and it doesn't even need to be scandalous, just the expected distance from a family that spread out across different countries.

 

It adds a nice personal touch to your Quizz's friendship with Cullen, too. It's a pretty neat roleplay concept.

[phyreblade74]

I might be the only person who preferred the fade-to-black style from DA2   Not because of prudishness--I've filled too many kmeme prompts to use that as an excuse--but because the sexytime animations just look AWKWARD.  In DA:O and to a certain extent ME as well, I was just sitting there cringing as fingers clipped places they really shouldn't go.

 

I seriously dislike fade-to-black, however.  Nothing against you, mind you.  But there were some awesome scenes from ME that showed amazingly intimate moments, without reducing it to crude stumbling motions.  Not everything, mind you.  I only know there are ways of showing incredible romance without reducing it to near pornographic nonsense.

 

I just can't stand the thought of more lacy-underwear-scenes.  And the fact that characters really will take their clothes off?  Pure gold, imo.

[Sable Rhapsody]

I just can't stand the thought of more lacy-underwear-scenes. 

 

100% agree with you there.

 

I think that between fade-to-black and awkward sex scenes, I'd rather take the fade to black no matter how many clothes come off.  But if there are well-done sex scenes, drop those pants Commander! 

[CuriousArtemis]

I'd happily swap Blackwall for Dorian! 

 

How I wish I could make that happen! Just for us though, as I think swapping them completely would upset some of their fans and understandably lol!!

[CuriousArtemis]

I might be the only person who preferred the fade-to-black style from DA2   Not because of prudishness--I've filled too many kmeme prompts to use that as an excuse--but because the sexytime animations just look AWKWARD.  In DA:O and to a certain extent ME as well, I was just sitting there cringing as fingers clipped places they really shouldn't go.

 

No, no, I prefer it, too, and trust me; I'm not prude! My fanfiction proves so

[CuriousArtemis]

I think that between fade-to-black and awkward sex scenes, I'd rather take the fade to black no matter how many clothes come off.  But if there are well-done sex scenes, drop those pants Commander! 

 

BroShep and Kaidan both had sexy black boxer briefs lol Not gonna lie; it was hot

[CENIC]

I had to google search what fellatio was as well...

You sweet, sweet summer child!

[Chanda]

So who do you guys think makes the "****** bouncing" comment? I'm betting Iron Bull.

[Sable Rhapsody]

So who do you guys think makes the "****** bouncing" comment? I'm betting Iron Bull.

 

I'd think Iron Bull or Sera. 

[CuriousArtemis]

So who do you guys think makes the "****** bouncing" comment? I'm betting Iron Bull.

 

Well, as I said earlier, I don't think Bull is a misogynistic douchebag, so yeah, don't think it's him (or any companion)  I think it is a villain or some gross person at a brothel.

[Chanda]

Well, as I said earlier, I don't think Bull is a misogynistic douchebag, so yeah, don't think it's him (or any companion)  I think it is a villain or some gross person at a brothel.

 

That makes sense, too. But they did say that Sera, Blackwall and Iron Bull were team vulgar, right?

[thats1evildude]

Why would that line make him a misogynist? It's just dirty talk.

[Boudicae]

Well, as I said earlier, I don't think Bull is a misogynistic douchebag, so yeah, don't think it's him (or any companion)  I think it is a villain or some gross person at a brothel.

 

While I don't think that this line is spoken by a companion/LI, I don't think it's very nice to assume that all people who like dirty talk are gross, villainous, misogynistic douchebags