Couldn't sleep and spotted Hercules on Netflix (screw Frozen, it's my favourite Disney film and I'm not even sorry) and nearly splurged tea on my laptop when Cullen temporarily replaced Hercules.

Please tell me my brain hasn't melted from DAI feels and other people see it too....
Oh gosh.
If someone would draw this or write a fic where Cullen has to pose like this for the portrait and feels ridiculous, or the Inquisitor and Co. go out of their way to get him to ruin the pose or twitch or something and the artist keeps on getting incredibly pissed off I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE LOVE ALL OF IT aaaaaaaaaand now I'm tempted to write the fic myself...
Edit:
WAIT
Or if the Inquisitor is making Cullen pose like this for a portrait that they've decided to paint of him, so they talk during and she keeps telling him not to move, and then it turns out that she wasn't painting him at all the entire time, she was working on battle plans or a map or something.
Cue exasperation.
Inquisitor: It's done!
Cullen: *relaxes immediately, starts stretching and massaging his poor stiff muscles* Oh good. I can't tell you how tiring it is staying in that pose with armour on. Did you really have to choose such a ridiculous one?
Inquisitor: But you look so majestic! 
Cullen: Well, can I at least see it?
Inquisitor: Oh, sure.
Cullen: *he comes over to view the painting, his smile quickly fading as he sees the portrait. He gives the Inquisitor a stern look.* Delphine.
Inquisitor: Yeeeeees?
Cullen: This isn't even a painting! It's... it's... what is this?
Inquisitor: Oh, just some floor plans I said I'd try and recreate for Leliana. Hmmm... do you think she'll understand it? Painting has never been my strong suit.
Cullen: *he pinches the bridge of his nose with his fingers, sighing heavily* Why did you make me pose for you for 3 hours if you weren't even going to paint me?!?
Inquisitor: Inspiration?
(Delphine is my Inquisitor's name.)