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[Ryriena]

A naked cullen with him covered in wiped cream cough

[FFZero]

So in DAO there were really sweet moments with presents: Zevran was giving earring to GW, Alistair - rose. What present do you think Cullen would give to YOUR Quizzy (judging by her personality and so on) ?

 

I have this headcanon that one of the orlesian merchants that sets up in skyhold gets a hold of a dalish betrothal necklace and Cullen buys it for my dalish mage quizzie but isn't aware of the significance of it, he just thinks it would be something that reminded her of home. Cue awkward Cullen panicking over accidentally proposing to the inquisitor. 

[MacyNell]

A tongue lashing. 

 

 

A sword. 

 

 

You two are perverted. 

 

 

Pervert and proud!  

 

 

A naked cullen with him covered in wiped cream cough

 

*fans self* This. This is one of the many reasons I love this thread...

[Ryriena]

Giggles

[MacyNell]

 

I have this headcanon that one of the orlesian merchants that sets up in skyhold gets a hold of a dalish betrothal necklace and Cullen buys it for my dalish mage quizzie but isn't aware of the significance of it, he just thinks it would be something that reminded her of home. Cue awkward Cullen panicking over accidentally proposing to the inquisitor. 

 

...and I'm out of likes...so

 

LIKE!

[amber2403]

I found a preview online a while ago and the crappy writing broke it for me.

It was SO bad. Twilight was better to be honest.

A friend kept saying give it a chance. The books get better. So I finished the first one. Was appalled. That guy is not sexy to me. And the girl is dumb.

Read a little into the second, and just let my friend know I was done. The guy was a creepy stalker.

[Ryriena]

It was SO bad. Twilight was better to be honest.

Twlight sucks, as well.

[Akaneryuu]

It was SO bad. Twilight was better to be honest.

Twilight was written by cheese with cheese and was cheesy as cheese. that's all I am going to say about it 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Twlight sucks, as well.

 

Oh my god, no way! Twilight was the best thing ever! 

 

​Sarcasm. 

[Nyctyris]

Sigh. Trying a Solasmance playthrough and it's just not as good :S

[Furea]

WOW the hell I thought everyone would be pretty shy and romantic about it and you all are just like throwing some sexual innuendos at me xDDDD I think I look like tomato now.

 

 

I have this headcanon that one of the orlesian merchants that sets up in skyhold gets a hold of a dalish betrothal necklace and Cullen buys it for my dalish mage quizzie but isn't aware of the significance of it, he just thinks it would be something that reminded her of home. Cue awkward Cullen panicking over accidentally proposing to the inquisitor. 

 

Sweet Maker. You're truly an angel.

[Ryriena]

Sigh. Trying a Solasmance playthrough and it's just not as good :S

I actualy enjoy the Sloas romance I love how he so shocked he like the Inquisitor.

[amber2403]

Agreed. But it was still better than 50 Shades of Grey.

[Ryriena]

Oh my god, no way! Twilight was the best thing ever!

​Sarcasm.

I was like girl I thought you hated the book then I saw the sarcasm lol

[Ryriena]

WOW the hell I thought everyone would be pretty shy and romantic about it and you all are just like throwing some sexual innuendos at me xDDDD I think I look like tomato now.

Sweet Maker. You're truly an angel.

Welcome to the thread of pervy wankers that love Cullen and smut.

[Char]

WOW the hell I thought everyone would be pretty shy and romantic about it and you all are just like throwing some sexual innuendos at me xDDDD I think I look like tomato now.
 

Sweet Maker. You're truly an angel.

I'll spare you my suggestion then *wicked grin* but I will say there's a lot that can be done with some creativity and the right... Tools

[Hellion Rex]

You two are perverted. 

Pot and kettle, darling.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Welcome to the thread of pervy wankers that love Cullen and smut.

 

Lol, I just imagined that as the threads title. 

[amber2403]

I tried to make a new female inquisitor last night and followed sliders for a different face shape. And she still came out looking the same! Lol. So I think I'm done playing until mods come out. It's truly sad I am so bad as making my inquisitors look different..

[Boudicae]

lol you guys...I love this thread

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Pot and kettle, darling.

 

Elu, sweetie, where have you ever gotten the idea from that I am perverted? The notion is just ludicrous, truly. 

[Char]

Welcome to the thread of hilarious and awesomely talented (and modest) pervy wankers that love Cullen and smut.

Fixed it a little bit for you

[Furea]

Welcome to the thread of pervy wankers that love Cullen and smut.

It's just I'm 22 y/o and I've never even kissed someone, I'm pretty awkward about a lot of things. But then I'm reading this thread and learning..good stuff xDD I love you all, yep. 

[FFZero]

Welcome to the thread of pervy wankers that love Cullen and smut.

 

We're not all like that...

 

 

Lies, all lies 

[MelissaGT]

Ya know guys, I was going to save this screenie for a special moment, but I just had to share it with you since the pervyness made me lol so much this morning...so here ya go..

 

Cullen with the cheesiest pickup line ever..Hey babe, what's YOUR sign?