I just met Stroud for the first time in this game. I think they based his face on this chap: http://fredgoudon.vi...x-dv-stade-2014
First image is NSFW!
I just met Stroud for the first time in this game. I think they based his face on this chap: http://fredgoudon.vi...x-dv-stade-2014
First image is NSFW!
Speaking about smut: this is 1000% face of person who writes himself/Quizzy fanfics all day long
So in DAO there were really sweet moments with presents: Zevran was giving earring to GW, Alistair - rose. What present do you think Cullen would give to YOUR Quizzy (judging by her personality and so on) ?
Loooove all the smutty answers.... but I'm going to go non smutty on this one. A mabari puppy is absolutely what Cullen would give my Quizzy ![]()
My mum just called me on the phone best timing ever!!!!. Ugh moom not right now I am doing the dirty conv game in the Cullen thread. Mothers have some kind of sensor for this they know excatly when to call you and make it akward.
My favorite section of the BSN. You guys make being a Cullenite ten times more delightful.
I want to jump aboard the smutty fic writing train.
Hold for a sample.
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I am a lovely 26 year old still looking for man but sees herself as strong independent woman.
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Oh, Christ! 22? You are the youth as well! I guess I have no other option now but to roll with it and mentor you all. Come, all of you step into the light!
Oh my god. I just remembered I wrote a thing about Cullen and desk sex in the gallows like a year ago.
Oh my god. I just remembered I wrote a thing about Cullen and desk sex in the gallows like a year ago.
See? You are our oracle, our prophetess. *bows* ![]()
Agree. I've seen several in this thread whose work I love. I don't know if it was just my electronic copy. But there were typos! I'm a writer myself. I understand that typos happen. But that's what editors are for and if you're going to be a "professional" then don't release a book with typos. But again, it could have just been in my electronic copy. I'm not sure if the physical books were like that.
It's not just the electronic copies. The physical copies are just as bad, although I think they did go through a reprint and fixed some things. And yes, it's a badly written book with bad editing and bad research. I honestly can't understand why they're so popular.
You posted this to FF.Net bc I think I remember something like this.... And I think I loved it!
I don't post to FF.Net. I do not have the patients to even attempt to understand how to upload works on there, lol. That must have been someone else's awesome desk sex. ![]()
See? You are our oracle, our prophetess. *bows*
Bwahahaha. Rise, my child. I am but a slave to your smutty needs. ![]()
See? You are our oracle, our prophetess. *bows*
The herald of smut ? is that a thing? It has to be
I don't post to FF.Net. I do not have the patients to even attempt to understand how to upload works on there, lol. That must have been someone else's awesome desk sex.
I'm going to avoid the age conversations except to say a lot of you are younger than my younger daughter. And yes, you can get smuttier with age, I just can't write smut ![]()
My mum just called me on the phone best timing ever!!!!. Ugh moom not right now I am doing the dirty conv game in the Cullen thread. Mothers have some kind of sensor for this they know excatly when to call you and make it akward.
Depends on the mom. My oldest daughter's partner was a bit...startled to discover she and I would be IMing, and she'd casually add "Someone's chewing on my neck and groping my boobs, I think I need to go."
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I think I got it before I even left Haven to go to the Hinterlands (I actually haven't gotten very much war table banter so far). But if male inquisitors are getting it, it's more likely to be lyrium related, especially since I'd only taken one flirt with him so far.
Do you post your stuff anywhere? I'm always looking for great fanfic to read!
They are on AO3. You have probably already read them. I haven't written anything new for a while.
Yup gets that from my momSounds like you know what you're about. Good on you. *high five*
Ah, top of the page. Time for another favorite screenshot/quote:
The herald of smut ? is that a thing? It has to be
Bwahahaha. Rise, my child. I am but a slave to your smutty needs.
Yes, this I know, and it's much appreciated. ![]()
The herald of smut ? is that a thing? It has to be
Oh, Maker, I'm dying. You've killed me. ![]()
The leader of the Smutquisition? I could totally get behind that cause! Go Boom!
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The leader of the Smutquisition? I could totally get behind that cause! Go Boom!
it's a good cause. We would have to start at the conclave of Twilight and 50 shades of cheese. conclave goes BOOM and everything turns into smut from there on.
Yep! I frequent there as well.They are on AO3. You have probably already read them. I haven't written anything new for a while.
Gosh, I'm tame. I've always had this nice little head canon where the Quizzie and her crew ride back into Skyhold late and she sets it up so Cullen gets a breakfast tray brought to him the next morning with a nice little note from her.. "Complements of the Inquisitor." The note gets a bit descriptive about how many places she didn't know sand could get into and how the poor maids had to refill the bath twice! Poor things, it was so late. Oh, and would he be nice enough to return the favor and see to it that she gets her lunch because she really shouldn't oversleep? ... (the obvious implication being that he should maybe take a break and bring her lunch and visit since she's been out in the field for a bit ... and who knows what might happen)
The herald of smut ? is that a thing? It has to be
The leader of the Smutquisition? I could totally get behind that cause! Go Boom!
Guys, I truly am flattered.....and out of likes. ![]()
But if you need me to take up this mantle, I couldn't in good conscience refuse.
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