Ummmm...
Joking! I would never plot to lure someone into my grasp. Never. ![]()
Ummmm...
Joking! I would never plot to lure someone into my grasp. Never. ![]()
Bingo!
So, where is the naked Cullen?
Sending him in here, we can coo at him or something. Nowt like an ego boost to take the edge off a breakup, amirite!
Sure! We have a cure for what ails him! *smirks*
Well it's actually better than jumping from third floor while screaming HEYA SOLAS GOTCHA ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT??
Still I wish to see half asleep Cullen..urgh. the only thing that game is giving to us that he has awful nightmares ;-;
EDIT: Oh..umm..puppy Cullen for the top?
When did that screenshot happens? Before the Dawn quest?
Yay! Okay so theory...
Spoiler
It's a recap of the article but I really expanded it more in my head. My quizzy is an elf mage, so I'm all for her going nuts and my new spymaster, since leliannaSpoilerwho looks suspiciously like me seduces cullen on the sly...
Have I shared too much? I fear I have, I'm nutz...
Well, that's the popular theory... and completely logical.
All over meeeeee
Greed is a sin, you know? ![]()
Greed is a sin, you know?
We are already in hell with at least 1 million copy of Cullen running around naked after losing at Wicked Grace & naked after that special night.
So... we are all in hell. Bwahaha
When did that screenshot happens? Before the Dawn quest?
Well, that's the popular theory... and completely logical.
We are already in hell with at least 1 million copy of Cullen running around naked after losing at Wicked Grace & naked after that special night.
So... we are all in hell. Bwahaha
Well, I guess hell is a good place to be then! ![]()
Ok good, im just slow :-P :-) I'm gonna go pretend I came up with it and enjoy my spoiler tag victory with naked cullen.
Boom, he's mine mine mine mine but you may have sloppy seconds cuz you're awesome
Awww ![]()
Just happen to read this theory a few times ago... But really, many people arrive at this conclusion with their deduction... so well, it's possible that the Dev intend this no?
My only thing about that theory is that the Old Gods are all male. Or at least characterised as such. Three should be female if I'm counting at all correctly.
We are already in hell with at least 1 million copy of Cullen running around naked after losing at Wicked Grace & naked after that special night.
So... we are all in hell. Bwahaha
As long as the desk stays sturdy I'll like being in Hell 
When did that screenshot happens? Before the Dawn quest?
Yeah, he says it
Ok good, im just slow :-P :-) I'm gonna go pretend I came up with it and enjoy my spoiler tag victory with naked cullen.
Boom, he's mine mine mine mine but you may have sloppy seconds cuz you're awesome
How very gracious of you. ![]()
Some text porn just because why not:



8DDD
When did that screenshot happens? Before the Dawn quest?
Yep, that's before he is going with you to find
Some text porn just because why not:
8DDD
Yep, that's before he is going with you to findSpoiler10-15 minutes of Cullen as companion, what a cruel world.
Lol That's so true, I'm always like:Well it's actually better than jumping from third floor while screaming HEYA SOLAS GOTCHA ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT??
Still I wish to see half asleep Cullen..urgh. the only thing that game is giving to us that he has awful nightmares ;-;
EDIT: Oh..umm..puppy Cullen for the top?
Whaaaaaaat, that dude at the ball never said Cully-wully in mine!
Wouldn't it be amazing if he did and then you would hear Sera's cackling laughter ringing out in the background. ![]()
Lol That's so true, I'm always like:
*jump off from third floor after talk to Leliana
*crash into ground and scream
*stand up like it's nothing
*"hey, Solas, tell me a story"
My route is Varric, Viv, Solas, Dorian, Leliana and then I jump off of Leli's balcony thingy down on to the walkway that leads to Cullen's tower.
Wouldn't it be amazing if he did and then you would hear Sera's cackling laughter ringing out in the background.
And Cullen muttering under his breath as he's walking towards the Empress, "What the hell?"
Whaaaaaaat, that dude at the ball never said Cully-wully in mine!
Thank the Maker he didn't 8DD It's Sera.
Dude was only saying ''I'm a weak man'', smth about beautiful face and ''still single then'' lmao truly ONE OF US
Lol That's so true, I'm always like:
*jump off from third floor after talk to Leliana
*crash into ground and scream
*stand up like it's nothing
*"hey, Solas, tell me a story"
Oh sh!t 10000% agree with this totally random scream when you are already landed and ready to talk about weather xDD Poor Solas. All he wanted were eggs and good tea.
I loved jumping from Cullen to Blackwall. Just to show my templar husband how his Quizzy ain't scared of nothing.
Well, I tried to romance Solas, and just can't bring myself to the end, knowing what happens. I think I'm going to make me another Trevelyan and romance Cullen again. I do so love his romance.
And him.