Lavellan: Varric, could I have a moment?
Varric: I am all ears.
Lavellan: It’s… a personal matter.
Varric: Oh Herald, you know I only have room for one woman in my life.
Lavellan: Yes, I know, Bianca. I wanted to talk to you about… Cullen.
Varric: His feathery adornments are really doing it for you, huh, Herald?
Lavellan: I was hoping maybe you could talk to him… and find out what he thinks of me.
Varric: I get it, don’t worry I’ll have a chat with curly.
Lavellan: Wait, what are you going to say?
Varric: Haha, you’ll see… oh this is going to be good…(walks away)
Lavellan: Wait! Varric…
(Varric goes over to Cullen to talk to him)
Varric: So, curly, the Harald of Andraste is quite the looker don’t you think?
Cullen: Huh? She’s… I don’t know…
Varric: Oh, I get it, my bad, I had you pegged as being the type who likes the ladies.
Cullen: What? I… I do… I am… I like women.
Varric: So what’s the problem then? It is the pointy ears? Is it because she’s a mage?
Cullen: No! No. It’s not that. It’s just that… she’s the Herald of Andraste, she… has other priorities.
Varric: You’re probably right, but it does make me wonder what she meant when she said you have a nice body…
Cullen: She… said that?
Varric: Well maybe not in those exact words….
Cullen: Interesting….