When it comes to the Cullen romance, I will say the whole “Smexy Time” was disappointing. It started off good then it went south.
Cullen tossing crap off his desk was rather ambiguous of him, I had way too many issues with this.
This scene would be perfectly fine if Cullen ran around in normal attire, but being in full heavy armor just makes this scene awkward.
For starters a man lying on top of a woman in full heavy armor, well, I can hear the female Inquisitor’s ribs crunching. Then you have the female Inquisitor spending more time trying to figure out how the hell to get Cullen’s armor off, or for that matter where to even start.
The next scene was, just ugh. I for one wonder how the hell they went from being downstairs to upstairs. You don’t see Cassandra and the male Inquisitor in a small grove then in the next scene on top of a mountain.
Then the female Inquisitor is sitting on the edge of the bed in those ghastly beige pajamas with Cullen nude behind her. This is NOT intimate nor sexy. The fact the Inquisitor is fully dressed throws the whole scene off. Bioware tries to pull the intimacy back in by having romantic dialogue, but it does not work, the damage is already done.
So what should have been done?
Simple.
Cullen and the Inquisitor are laying on the floor next to the desk sleeping. The Inquisitor wakes up to Cullen’s thrashing. The dialogue plays out, (which should have been a bit more). They kiss. Cullen nods The Inquisitor, stands up and walks off screen to get dressed for the day. Cullen falls back on the floor and sighs with a smile on his face.
I can forgo the whole heavy armor Cullen laying and possibly crushing the Inquisitor but everything else is not only silly but poorly thought out.
Sure, give the other romances intimate sexy time, but for Cullen, have his girl sit on the bed in those ugly ass pajamas. Ugh!