Oh yes, Cullen is a rule follower. Which makes me wonder if he is all for following rules in the bedroom.
Cullen: "Inquisitor, I know we have, um, spent some alone time together. Perhaps it’s a good time for me to present these rules I have drawn up for us."
(Hands the Inquisitor a piece of paper. Inquisitor, looks at the paper and begins reading).
1. No sex toys. This includes live animals such as nugs.
2. There is no safety word. We either do this or we do not.
3. We will remain partially clothed for the first part of love making then later we may remove our clothes.
4. Do not touch my bottom.
5. I know you are the Inquisitor, but I am the Commander. I prefer taking charge.
6. There will be nothing kinky happening. This includes playing "The naughty mage and upstanding knight." I prefer simplicity.
7. No outfits. They do nothing for me.
8. Being a former Templar and you being a mage, I do not want any spells cast to increase arousal. Again this does nothing for me.
9. Please keep the screaming and moaning to a whisper. I do not need the soldiers in the barracks to over hear us, thus spreading more gossip then already has been.
10. Yes, my ceiling/floor is in a bad state, thus we will do it simple and slow. I do not need the floor collapsing and us with down into my office.
11.When you awake, please dress quickly and attempt to sneak out before I awake. You will no doubt fail but at least try.
12. When sleeping with me, I have bad dreams, not wet dreams. You must endure this.
(Inquisitor looks up from the paper back at Cullen, with a deer in the head-lights look).
Cullen hands her a quill with fresh ink on the tip). “Just sign down at the bottom of the paper please."
