*shudder*
Never kept Loghain alive, thankfully never had to see that.
Aww, he's just picturing his dead wife!
*shudder*
Never kept Loghain alive, thankfully never had to see that.
Aww, he's just picturing his dead wife!
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Yes, that's the one. Thanks. Then I said "wow :S" and the theatre said "We second that wow!" I mean, really? Unfollow. :/
Basically if you ever read back through his tweets he's always making crude comments about women. Tweeting about a fat woman who served him coffee or a woman with BO. It's really insulting. He is really insulting. And I'm sure he just feeds off fangirls. You'd never catch GE doing that. Howden has completely ruined Anders for me.
LOL Had to share!
Someones been spying on me!
Basically if you ever read back through his tweets he's always making crude comments about women. Tweeting about a fat woman who served him coffee or a woman with BO. It's really insulting. He is really insulting. And I'm sure he just feeds off fangirls. You'd never catch GE doing that. Howden has completely ruined Anders for me.
Well,Awakening Anders is still voiced by GE though. ![]()
Basically if you ever read back through his tweets he's always making crude comments about women. Tweeting about a fat woman who served him coffee or a woman with BO. It's really insulting. He is really insulting. And I'm sure he just feeds off fangirls. You'd never catch GE doing that. Howden has completely ruined Anders for me.
Maybe Adam's upset Greg has a much larger fanbase despite having way less screen time in the games ![]()
To be serious for a moment though, he sounds like a ******.
Someones been spying on me!
YES!
Work was hard today, and as I was putting TV accessories together (the next time you get a new TV and see a remote stuffed in a bag, think of me) I suddenly remembered the fact that Greg Ellis sang in a VO session and we may get a singing Cullen.
That plastered a smile on my face and made the day a bit easier. XD
Lol! Yes! My Cousie approached it as a fully-informed joint decision, so she told him everything. I love watching him grow increasingly unhinged.I'm not just talking about the sex scene, I'm talking the entire conversation leading up to it too.
I was blunt with Alistair and told him what the deal was. I just... I couldn't stop laughing.
He didn't dump my Mage Warden at all, I just kept him as a Grey Warden since he said he didn't want to be King.
... My Warden wouldn't have been interested in being a Queen or a secret lover anyway, lol.
I made him king 8/10 times because... well, I have this horrible affliction where I feel like you HAVE to do what's right for the greater good and all that jazz. I hated Anora and Logain (sorry to those who disagree
) and didn't feel they'd be best for the throne. I think it's because I'm an oldest child and sometimes you gotta take one for the team even when it sucks. lol
and seriously, you're telling me there weren't any turkey basters in Denerim? None?
How the Female Warden's Dark Ritual should have happened
Morrigan: Has a decision been reached?
Warden: It sure has! We accept!
Morrigan: Good, I am glad to see that it's been done
Warden: Just give us a good 20, maybe 30-
Alistair: I was thinking 40
Warden: -40 minutes and we'll drop by your room later
Morrigan: ...I don't understand
Warden: Well it's not like we're in a hurry, you just said tonight right? No reason this can't be fun
Morrigan: Wait. You do realize that I need to be the one to lay with Alistair in order for this to work don't you?
Warden: Nooooo, from what you've told me, you just need the "result" of it . You just want a baby out of this right? Why exactly do you need to sleep with him?
Morrigan: Because!...Because that's just how the ritual works!
Warden: No, it sounds like you haven't thought this through because you weren't expecting a female warden to call you on your bulls*it
Morrigan: But!
Alistair: Oh, I found that turkey baster from the kitchens you asked for!
Warden: Fantastic! Ok Morri we'll see you later!
Morrigan: 0_0
Alternatively....
Morrigan: Has a decision been reached?
Warden: Yup! Since Riordan is here and because I learnt to save lots of darkspawn blood after my joining. You know, because of the importance of making as many wardens as possible and just in case we found out how to do so later. We made a whole bunch of Denerim's soldiers go through the joining! Now you don't HAVE to sleep with Alistair!
Morrigan: Uh...
Warden: Isn't that great! You can take your pick now! And since they know they're probably going to die tomorrow, it's not like they'll say no to an easy lay!
Morrigan: Easy?!
Warden: Well we're going to bed have fun with your ritual Morrigan!
Morrigan: 0_0
CULLEN: I'm sorry, but, it... I can't.
INQUISITOR: I don't... I don't understand. Cullen--
CULLEN: Please. Don't make this... [EYES CLOSE]
INQUISITOR: Cullen.
CULLEN: My duty to Thedas is beyond what I want!
INQUISITOR: [STUNNED]
CULLEN: So, please, go. Don't... don't come here after hours anymore. There is nothing more to say.
INQUISITOR: [FROZEN] But, I--
CULLEN: Good day, Inquisitor.
People who say this, who feel like this, what Cullen said in that post, they are in great denial.
How the the Female Warden's Dark Ritual should have happened
*snippety for awesome confounding of Morrigan scenario
LOL!!!!!!!!
Amazing, just amazing! I wish I had 200 likes to bestow.
I made him king 8/10 times because... well, I have this horrible affliction where I feel like you HAVE to do what's right for the greater good and all that jazz. I hated Anora and Logain (sorry to those who disagree
) and didn't feel they'd be best for the throne. I think it's because I'm an oldest child and sometimes you gotta take one for the team even when it sucks. lol
I agree: I totally made him King more times than not, and generally King with Queen Anora. My canon has this scenario, with an alive Loghain because I find him fascinating.
There's a mod that helps change the tone of that decision if you are playing a warden who romanced Alistair. The scene IMO is much better and easier to deal with because of it (no Morrigan crawling onto Alistair yuck) . I really don't think they had the female player in mind when they came up with the DR , the least they could have done was alter the scene (like the mod) to perhaps spare our feelings a bit
Bah, try having a gay Warden who's in a serious relationship with Zevran... he agrees reluctantly to do the DR; cut to a scene of him lying in his undies on the bed smiling like an excited lech as half-naked Morrigan (whom he hates and has low friendship with) crawls seductively towards him.
Pretty much ruined the whole ending for me and just left this feeling of bile in my mouth.
Bah, try having a gay Warden who's in a serious relationship with Zevran... he agrees reluctantly to do the DR; cut to a scene of him lying in his undies on the bed smiling like an excited lech as half-naked Morrigan (whom he hates and has low friendship with) crawls seductively towards him.
Pretty much ruined the whole ending for me and just left this feeling of bile in my mouth.
Yeah, that's pretty bad. I always pretend it's more a grimace instead. ![]()
Basically if you ever read back through his tweets he's always making crude comments about women. Tweeting about a fat woman who served him coffee or a woman with BO. It's really insulting. He is really insulting. And I'm sure he just feeds off fangirls. You'd never catch GE doing that. Howden has completely ruined Anders for me.
I came to the DA fandom because of Anders. I loved the way the character was written, and his character arc left me with questions that I couldn't leave alone. I wrote my first fanfiction (Well, since I played Everquest 1, back in the early 2000's.), about what I thought could happen after Kirkwall (Of course I let him live. Hawke needed someone to run off with!
), and while I missed Greg Ellis's Anders in DA2, I thought Howden did alright (Damn great in some parts, mediocre in others), I only followed him on twitter for a few days, literally. His hatred and condescension of women is something I find disgusting in the extreme, and while it didn't ruin Anders for me (the writing was too good, I think.), it certainly made me wary of V/O fandoms.
Greg Ellis and Gideon Emery, though, seem to be shining beacons. ![]()
How the Female Warden's Dark Ritual should have happened
<snip>
I like the way you think! ![]()
Singing Cullen! Sort of.
Bah, try having a gay Warden who's in a serious relationship with Zevran... he agrees reluctantly to do the DR; cut to a scene of him lying in his undies on the bed smiling like an excited lech as half-naked Morrigan (whom he hates and has low friendship with) crawls seductively towards him.
Pretty much ruined the whole ending for me and just left this feeling of bile in my mouth.
The smirk is just...yes bile inducing if you aren't happy about who Morrgian is crawling over *shudder*.
How the Female Warden's Dark Ritual should have happened
Morrigan: Has a decision been reached?
Warden: It sure has! We accept!
Morrigan: Good, I am glad to see that it's been done
Warden: Just give us a good 20, maybe 30-
Alistair: I was thinking 40
Warden: -40 minutes and we'll drop by your room later
Morrigan: ...I don't understand
Warden: Well it's not like we're in a hurry, you just said tonight right? No reason this can't be fun
Morrigan: Wait. You do realize that I need to be the one to lay with Alistair in order for this to work don't you?
Warden: Nooooo, from what you've told me, you just need the "result" of it . You just want a baby out of this right? Why exactly do you need to sleep with him?
Morrigan: Because!...Because that's just how the ritual works!
Warden: No, it sounds like you haven't thought this through because you weren't expecting a female warden to call you on your bulls*it
Morrigan: But!
Alistair: Oh, I found that turkey baster from the kitchens you asked for!
Warden: Fantastic! Ok Morri we'll see you later!
Morrigan: 0_0
Alternatively....
Morrigan: Has a decision been reached?
Warden: Yup! Since Riordan is here and because I learnt to save lots of darkspawn blood after my joining. You know, because of the importance of making as many wardens as possible and just in case we found out how to do so later. We made a whole bunch of Denerim's soldiers go through the joining! Now you don't HAVE to sleep with Alistair!
Morrigan: Uh...
Warden: Isn't that great! You can take your pick now! And since they know they're probably going to die tomorrow, it's not like they'll say no to an easy lay!
Morrigan: Easy?!
Warden: Well we're going to bed have fun with your ritual Morrigan!
Morrigan: 0_0
I like the way you think ![]()
I came to the DA fandom because of Anders. I loved the way the character was written, and his character arc left me with questions that I couldn't leave alone. I wrote my first fanfiction (Well, since I played Everquest 1, back in the early 2000's.), about what I thought could happen after Kirkwall (Of course I let him live. Hawke needed someone to run off with!
), and while I missed Greg Ellis's Anders in DA2, I thought Howden did alright (Damn great in some parts, mediocre in others), I only followed him on twitter for a few days, literally. His hatred and condescension of women is something I find disgusting in the extreme, and while it didn't ruin Anders for me (the writing was too good, I think.), it certainly made me wary of V/O fandoms.
Greg Ellis and Gideon Emery, though, seem to be shining beacons.
Anders and Cullen bickering back and forth with the same voice would have been a great kind of awkward.
I like to think this may be why it seems Anders isn't making a return in DAI.
I have thought this myself, but I also like the idea of giving Anders (If you let him live, of course) just a few lines-voiced by Greg Ellis.
Full circle and all. Would be a lovely surprise. ![]()