Her: so by your calculations only 2 male characters can be romanced by male characters?
Me: 2 out of 3, yes. Same with the women.
Her: well poopy. One of them better not be that fugly bald elf. Now seriously, elves are generally beautiful. Why make an ugly bald elf?
Me: I agree 100%. Most people think the LIs will be Cullen, bald elf, mustache guy
Her: that's horrifying
Me: THANK YOU. He looks like a pervy sex offender to me.
Her: Honey, I grew up in the 70's and early 80s and that's not a look I harken back to fondly
Her: I'll just want to hold something over his upper lip to blot it out
Her: why the bald elf????? NOOOOOO
Me: The bald elf breaks my heart. Give the f***er some hair!
Her: how can anybody dig the elf. I need closeups of him to see what the hell the fuss is. Gimme! *goes hunting*
Her: ok, all I did was type in "bald elf" and google finished for me with "dragon age inquistion* lol
Me: LOLOLOL