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[GiggleLam]

Open beta for keep is what I'm hoping for. At the very least of when we can except it to be available to us. D: 

Character creator is my ultimate hope, I doubt we'll get it but if we did I wouldn't be leaving my house for a loooong time.

[BioFan (Official)]

 
*Forgive me Maker for what I'm about to post*

 
 
Dorian: I say gents, this is rather smashing isn't it?
 
GW:  It's definitely one of the nicest rock pools I've seen in my travels
 
Dorian: And I must say, I'm enjoying all the male comradery. Just us fellows , hanging out, swapping stories, just being men
 
GW: Varric, did you want to borrow one of my scented soaps?
 
Varric: Don't mind if I do!
 
Dorian: Ah  yes *hands on hips* men just being men
 
* Loud towel snap is heard in the background*
 
IB: Yeah, don't get me wrong. The ladies are great but sometimes you just want some guy time
 
Varric: And here I thought we were all forced to bathe because they were complaining about the smell
 
IB: HA! A likely story! I bet they're hiding in the bushes right now, trying to get a glimpse this perfect body *flex*
 
Varric: I'm pretty sure it's just the smell. Can't say I blame them we do outnumber them after all
 
IB: Varric, buddy, let me tell you something
 
 
*Music starts*
 
 
IB: Dirt and grime is a badge of honour, a man is not a man unless he breaks a sweat
 
GW: To a degree, I agree with you my friend but-
 
Varric: sometimes even a man needs to scrub his chest!
 
 
Everyone: Oooooooooooh!
 
 
GW: Pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
 
Dorian: Darkspawn blood is such a nightmare
 
Solas:  Hard to get out your hair
 
*laughter*
 
Solas: Come on you guys, not fair
 
Varric: At least you don't get mud on your chest
 
Dorian: My moustache's a mess!
 
GW: My beard's like a nest!
 
Solas: I think we know what we all need to do!
 
Everyone: Pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
*They musically scrub in unison*
 
Everyone: A man's not man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
IB: Any of you guys get ash on your back?
 
Dorian: From that dragon attack?
 
Varric: It turned my blonde hair black

IB: Remember that bog that we had to wade through?

Dorian: That gunk was like glue

Varric: I still got some in my shoe

Cole: Hey guys! That happened to me too!
 
 
 
Varric:...Did someone just say something?
 
*Group shrug*
 
Cole:
 
Varric: Anyway
 
 
Everyone: Pass the soap , pass the shampoo!
 
*Musical splashing*
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
*Musical towel snap break in the song*
 
 
GW: So pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
Varric: Why thank you my man
 
GW:  No my man , thank you!
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself toooooooo!
 
 
*Camera pans to a rustling bush*
 
Sera: What the hell are they doing?
 
Viv: Singing a musical number...about hygiene apparently
 
Inquisitor: Shhhhh! You want to give us away? I told you, you could only come if you were quiet!
 
Cass: You dragged me here!
 
Inquisitor: Shhhhh!
 
Sera: This is pretty weird but at least there's a lot of movement going on
 
*Cass notices the Inquisitor writing something down in a notebook*
 
Cass: Now what are you doing?
 
Inquisitor: Making notes, I haven't chosen a love interest yet
 
Cass:...wait a second  *grabs book* YOU SPIED ON US TOO!
 
Inquisitor: I'm keeping all my options open. Now shush, Varric is about to swan dive off of the waterfall

 

 

 

 

Oh my....... that's.... this is prbably going to be the thing that tops my day, and that's huge considering it's my last day of finals and then I go home. but there is one thing.....

 

 

 

 

WHERE IS CULLEN???

[GiggleLam]

WHERE IS CULLEN???

Playing hide and seek.  Go find him!

[R2s Muse]

Hey guys,
 
I wanted to contribute some fic for the 1000th post celebration. I've been working on a fic for awhile now (since before we got the latest bits of info like characters and how the Inquisitor becomes involved etc.) I wanted to post part of it because it is going to be LOOONG... basically I started writing my own predictions of the entire plotline of DAI. Of course, the Cullen romance was a major part, and a major inspiration for the fic in the first place.
 
So my question is: knowing that my fic is now pretty much AU in many respects, and that it's so long that I know I won't finish it by the 1000th post, would it be okay to post a very Cullen-heavy excerpt for your enjoyment? Also, the excerpt will most likely be very dark, NSFW. Is that acceptable?
 
Looking forward to our milestone! 

ABSOLUTELY.

There's no rules, really. Just a theme to mind.


EDIT: No rules except the "heavily nsfw should be posted somewhere else and linked to instead of directly posted" one, I mean.

plus if it's more than abt 500 words, you should also post it elsewhere and link to it.

Welcome aboard !

[ChachiBobinks]

 
*Forgive me Maker for what I'm about to post*

 
 
Dorian: I say gents, this is rather smashing isn't it?
 
GW:  It's definitely one of the nicest rock pools I've seen in my travels
 
Dorian: And I must say, I'm enjoying all the male comradery. Just us fellows , hanging out, swapping stories, just being men
 
GW: Varric, did you want to borrow one of my scented soaps?
 
Varric: Don't mind if I do!
 
Dorian: Ah  yes *hands on hips* men just being men
 
* Loud towel snap is heard in the background*
 
IB: Yeah, don't get me wrong. The ladies are great but sometimes you just want some guy time
 
Varric: And here I thought we were all forced to bathe because they were complaining about the smell
 
IB: HA! A likely story! I bet they're hiding in the bushes right now, trying to get a glimpse this perfect body *flex*
 
Varric: I'm pretty sure it's just the smell. Can't say I blame them we do outnumber them after all
 
IB: Varric, buddy, let me tell you something
 
 
*Music starts*
 
 
IB: Dirt and grime is a badge of honour, a man is not a man unless he breaks a sweat
 
GW: To a degree, I agree with you my friend but-
 
Varric: sometimes even a man needs to scrub his chest!
 
 
Everyone: Oooooooooooh!
 
 
GW: Pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
 
Dorian: Darkspawn blood is such a nightmare
 
Solas:  Hard to get out your hair
 
*laughter*
 
Solas: Come on you guys, not fair
 
Varric: At least you don't get mud on your chest
 
Dorian: My moustache's a mess!
 
GW: My beard's like a nest!
 
Solas: I think we know what we all need to do!
 
Everyone: Pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
*They musically scrub in unison*
 
Everyone: A man's not man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
IB: Any of you guys get ash on your back?
 
Dorian: From that dragon attack?
 
Varric: It turned my blonde hair black

IB: Remember that bog that we had to wade through?

Dorian: That gunk was like glue

Varric: I still got some in my shoe

Cole: Hey guys! That happened to me too!
 
 
 
Varric:...Did someone just say something?
 
*Group shrug*
 
Cole:
 
Varric: Anyway
 
 
Everyone: Pass the soap , pass the shampoo!
 
*Musical splashing*
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
*Musical towel snap break in the song*
 
 
GW: So pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
Varric: Why thank you my man
 
GW:  No my man , thank you!
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself toooooooo!
 
 
*Camera pans to a rustling bush*
 
Sera: What the hell are they doing?
 
Viv: Singing a musical number...about hygiene apparently
 
Inquisitor: Shhhhh! You want to give us away? I told you, you could only come if you were quiet!
 
Cass: You dragged me here!
 
Inquisitor: Shhhhh!
 
Sera: This is pretty weird but at least there's a lot of movement going on
 
*Cass notices the Inquisitor writing something down in a notebook*
 
Cass: Now what are you doing?
 
Inquisitor: Making notes, I haven't chosen a love interest yet
 
Cass:...wait a second  *grabs book* YOU SPIED ON US TOO!
 
Inquisitor: I'm keeping all my options open. Now shush, Varric is about to swan dive off of the waterfall

 

OH. MY. GOSH.

 

yes that would be pretty cool would LOVE to finally see a fem inq of any race... kinda bored with the male model being shown every time... and it would also be cool to know how NPC romances work and their sexual preference

 

Dat icon. Mmm.

[Karm]

 
*Forgive me Maker for what I'm about to post*

 
 
*literally best snip of the day*

 

That... that was amazing. My day is made, you beautiful person, you!

[Milan92]

 
*Forgive me Maker for what I'm about to post*

 
 
Dorian: I say gents, this is rather smashing isn't it?
 
GW:  It's definitely one of the nicest rock pools I've seen in my travels
 
Dorian: And I must say, I'm enjoying all the male comradery. Just us fellows , hanging out, swapping stories, just being men
 
GW: Varric, did you want to borrow one of my scented soaps?
 
Varric: Don't mind if I do!
 
Dorian: Ah  yes *hands on hips* men just being men
 
* Loud towel snap is heard in the background*
 
IB: Yeah, don't get me wrong. The ladies are great but sometimes you just want some guy time
 
Varric: And here I thought we were all forced to bathe because they were complaining about the smell
 
IB: HA! A likely story! I bet they're hiding in the bushes right now, trying to get a glimpse this perfect body *flex*
 
Varric: I'm pretty sure it's just the smell. Can't say I blame them we do outnumber them after all
 
IB: Varric, buddy, let me tell you something
 
 
*Music starts*
 
 
IB: Dirt and grime is a badge of honour, a man is not a man unless he breaks a sweat
 
GW: To a degree, I agree with you my friend but-
 
Varric: sometimes even a man needs to scrub his chest!
 
 
Everyone: Oooooooooooh!
 
 
GW: Pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
 
Dorian: Darkspawn blood is such a nightmare
 
Solas:  Hard to get out your hair
 
*laughter*
 
Solas: Come on you guys, not fair
 
Varric: At least you don't get mud on your chest
 
Dorian: My moustache's a mess!
 
GW: My beard's like a nest!
 
Solas: I think we know what we all need to do!
 
Everyone: Pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
*They musically scrub in unison*
 
Everyone: A man's not man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
IB: Any of you guys get ash on your back?
 
Dorian: From that dragon attack?
 
Varric: It turned my blonde hair black

IB: Remember that bog that we had to wade through?

Dorian: That gunk was like glue

Varric: I still got some in my shoe

Cole: Hey guys! That happened to me too!
 
 
 
Varric:...Did someone just say something?
 
*Group shrug*
 
Cole:
 
Varric: Anyway
 
 
Everyone: Pass the soap , pass the shampoo!
 
*Musical splashing*
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself too!
 
 
*Musical towel snap break in the song*
 
 
GW: So pass the soap, pass the shampoo!
 
Varric: Why thank you my man
 
GW:  No my man , thank you!
 
Everyone: A man's not a man unless he cleans himself toooooooo!
 
 
*Camera pans to a rustling bush*
 
Sera: What the hell are they doing?
 
Viv: Singing a musical number...about hygiene apparently
 
Inquisitor: Shhhhh! You want to give us away? I told you, you could only come if you were quiet!
 
Cass: You dragged me here!
 
Inquisitor: Shhhhh!
 
Sera: This is pretty weird but at least there's a lot of movement going on
 
*Cass notices the Inquisitor writing something down in a notebook*
 
Cass: Now what are you doing?
 
Inquisitor: Making notes, I haven't chosen a love interest yet
 
Cass:...wait a second  *grabs book* YOU SPIED ON US TOO!
 
Inquisitor: I'm keeping all my options open. Now shush, Varric is about to swan dive off of the waterfall

 

Poor Cole. Nobody cares. 

 

That was amazing.

[BioFan (Official)]

Twilight_Princess I demand a part 2! 

[meanieweenie]

 
*Forgive me Maker for what I'm about to post*

 

That was amazing! LMAO!   

[Twilight_Princess]

Oh my....... that's.... this is prbably going to be the thing that tops my day, and that's huge considering it's my last day of finals and then I go home. but there is one thing.....

 

 

 

 

WHERE IS CULLEN???

 

He wasn't in aimo's drawing  Which means he's probably singing to himself in the Keep because he's an advisor;

 

*Cullen is wearing a shower cap and playing with a rubber duck in a tub*

 

Cullen: C-U-LL-E-N he's a sexy gentleman! Cullen, Cullen! Yeeeeeeeah Cullen!

 

*faucet drip*

 

Cullen:...It's not the same

[SamaraDraven]

Ah okay I have heard those mentioned then ^^ Okay I have to see if I came up with something raunchy or related to singing

 

Eh, it's just a prompt to help people get into the swing of it. It's not a requirement so do what you want.

 

[Sifr]

Oh didn't you hear? His lack of goatee actually is part of a plot line where the inquisitor hails true heroism.
His facial hair actually gets burned completely off when he rescues orphaned children, kittens, puppies and moogles from a burning chantry. The fire also takes all of his clothes and ruins the ones he was wearing. Thus the inquisitor names fire the hero of Thedas!

 

 

*Later that night...*

 

Inquisitor: Good dragon, you served me well by lighting that fire... I got to see everything!

 

Explains why in that other bit of concept art, the female rogue inquisitor with the bow is smiling despite everything being on fire around her, there's a naked Cullen running around offscreen...

[Potato Cat]

@ellisgreg: I am informed that #Cullen has only 1 name.

Is it a first or last name?

#Cullentites
#DAI

[alwayshungry]

never mind

[ChachiBobinks]

@ellisgreg: I am informed that #Cullen has only 1 name.

Is it a first or last name?

#Cullentites
#DAI

 

This man drives me nuts. Good nuts.

[Lione95]

 

@ellisgreg: I am informed that #Cullen has only 1 name.

Is it a first or last name?

#Cullentites
#DAI

 

Ooo, that sounds interesting.  

 

If it's his last name then why doesn't he have a first name?  Does 'Cullen' mean something in Thedas?  Or did someone just not care enough to give him a first name?

 

If it's his first name then was he an orphan given to the chantry, perhaps even the son of a mage?  Eurgh, so many questions haha.  Now, if you'll excuse me I need to retreat to my corner to revise for an exam tomorrow.  Have fun speculating!  

[SamaraDraven]

 

never mind

 

 

LOL!

 

     

[BFace]

@ellisgreg: I am informed that #Cullen has only 1 name.

Is it a first or last name?

#Cullentites
#DAI

There are shenanigans. I'm just not sure whose. 

[CuriousArtemis]

Ooo, that sounds interesting.  
 
If it's his last name then why doesn't he have a first name?  Does 'Cullen' mean something in Thedas?  Or did someone just not care enough to give him a first name?
 
If it's his first name then was he an orphan given to the chantry, perhaps even the son of a mage?  Eurgh, so many questions haha.  Now, if you'll excuse me I need to retreat to my corner to revise for an exam tomorrow.  Have fun speculating!

I don't think this means he canonically doesn't have a second name. I bet a fan just told GE that Cullen has no second name in the previous games.

[Potato Cat]

There are shenanigans. I'm just not sure whose.

It seems weird and random for Gaider to either tease or troll, Cullen's last name. So maybe it's just a last name, because it's also his first? You know, a la Cher, Adele, Madonna, Vivienne. All those sassy b!tches.

[SamaraDraven]

 

 

 

Ooo, that sounds interesting.  

 

If it's his last name then why doesn't he have a first name?  Does 'Cullen' mean something in Thedas?  Or did someone just not care enough to give him a first name?

 

If it's his first name then was he an orphan given to the chantry, perhaps even the son of a mage?  Eurgh, so many questions haha.  Now, if you'll excuse me I need to retreat to my corner to revise for an exam tomorrow.  Have fun speculating!  

 

 

I think... considering that Alistair kept his first name but didn't claim a family name until he admitted being a royal bastard and even then only to acknowledge who his father was; I'm inclined to think it's a Chantry thing that foundlings have their family names removed. It would make a certain kind of sense, I think. Wards of the Chantry have no family (whether they're orphans or just abandoned) so they have no family name. I'd think Cullen is his first name. He may have once had a family name but it  was removed when he became a knight. Unless he was a Chantry foundling from a young age, then he may not even remember his last name. Just my take on it.

[Adela]

I dont think Cullen is his last name.... sound more like a 1ST name to me tho... but  who knows... maybe its like that one movie  that i cant remember the name of where this kid had a fake ID and he only had a last name witch was McLovin sooo Cullen McLoven then?

[Galagraphia]

Hm, makes sense if he's a commoner. Kind of always thought he was. If you think about it, Chantry offers the best opportunities for peasants and orphans, and looks like Cullen is set on making an impressive career

Funny, I finally had time to watch the video that was posted here a couple of pages back, and these are our advisors:

Spoiler

Ladies kind of look like Lelz and Scribbles (except the skin color), but the military guy looks nothing like Cullen. Of course, maybe these guys are just random agents.

[MacyNell]

I think... considering that Alistair kept his first name but didn't claim a family name until he admitted being a royal bastard and even then only to acknowledge who his father was; I'm inclined to think it's a Chantry thing that that foundlings have their family names removed. It would make a certain kind of sense, I think. Wards of the Chantry have no family (whether they're orphans or just abandoned) so they have no family name. I'd think Cullen is his first name. He may have once had a family name but it  was removed when he became a knight. Unless he was a Chantry foundling from a young age, then he may not even remember his last name. Just my take on it.

 

I concur.  Such a scenario also begs some questions, to which we may or may not get the answers.   Something to ponder, anyway....

[ChachiBobinks]

I don't think this means he canonically doesn't have a second name. I bet a fan just told GE that Cullen has no second name in the previous games.

 

I dunno about that! When we had our Cullen party, that was one of the questions that was asked a couple of times.. so surely he'd have been aware of us not knowing the name situation.

 

But, considering how impossible this man can be (in the most loving way), maybe he just means he has no second name.... like a superhero pseudonym.