Will do!
Thanks! And dat picture
reflects perfectly what I'm writing for the celebration.
Will do!
Thanks! And dat picture
reflects perfectly what I'm writing for the celebration.
use img tags unless it's NSFW, then just provide a link.Just made myself a deviantART profile so I can load my celebration pics there too. It's ok to post the pictures straight to the forum here once we reach page 1000, right? Or should I rather provide just a link?
Ultimate trolling from Bioware:
Cullen is absolute sweetheart to Fem!Inquisitor but he turns out to be impotent, because
he got hit by an arrow to a certain spot.
[POPS OUT OF THE GROUND] Chaste!Cullen romance?
INQUISITOR: Thank you again, Ser Cullen.
CULLEN: I am always happy to help you.
INQUISITOR: Well, I have something else you could help me with... If you wanted...?
CULLEN: Anything.
INQUISITOR: Um, I have an empty seat. At my dinner table tonight. That, uh, you could... fill? For me?
CULLEN: [HESITANT] I. Uh. It's not... not that I don't want to... [RUNS HAND THROUGH HAIR]
INQUISITOR: [WINCING] No, no, that was... improper. I shouldn't've said anything. I'm sorry. I should go. [TURNS]
CULLEN: Wait, wait! [GRABS ARM] It's not that I don't want to, it's that... [OPENS AND CLOSES MOUTH]
INQUISITOR: [FLUSHED] [WIDE-EYED] Oh, don't say that. Don't feel you have to lie to me, I'm in the wrong, I shouldn't have asked--
CULLEN: I have a problem with sex.
INQUISITOR: [BLINKS RAPIDLY] Um. Pardon?
CULLEN: I can't... I was injured... In Kirkwall, during the battle with Meredith, she stabbed me, and now I... I can't... [SHRUGS HELPLESSLY]
INQUISITOR: [FAINTLY] Oh.
CULLEN: I didn't want to... to mislead you. [GROANS] I would... I want nothing more than to take you to dinner. But. [SIGHS] I can't be what you want.
INQUISITOR: Says who?
CULLEN: [BLINKS] Well, everyone.
INQUISITOR: I'm not everyone. I'm me, and this person would like you to come to dinner. Perhaps, in a few months, kissing will be added. [BLUSHES] [LIFTS CHIN] Maybe snuggling?
CULLEN: [BLUSHING] And... and will that be enough?
INQUISITOR: I want you. That's enough. [PAUSES] Plus, I've... I've never really been interested in... the other parts. I was willing to... for you, but. Well. [SMILES SHYLY]
CULLEN: [SMILES BACK] So. Dinner? Tonight?
INQUISITOR: It's a date.
You know i'm all for them giving him an age-defying appearance. I mean whatever, so long as he looks like him. He didn't age day over a decade already! LOL But canonically it just doesn't make sense for him to be in his 20s. Age 34 in 9:40 makes sense me. 20s... Not so much. I mean a teenager in DA:O? I wish they would just tell us.Nope, he's late 20's to early 30's, no older than 34 at the most... or at least, that's what age group his physical appearance is supposed to fall under.
You could just head canon that he's just ageing well, though!
This is so adorable![POPS OUT OF THE GROUND] Chaste!Cullen romance?
*snip*
[POPS OUT OF THE GROUND] Chaste!Cullen romance?
INQUISITOR: Thank you again, Ser Cullen.
CULLEN: I am always happy to help you.
INQUISITOR: Well, I have something else you could help me with... If you wanted...?
CULLEN: Anything.
INQUISITOR: Um, I have an empty seat. At my dinner table tonight. That, uh, you could... fill? For me?
CULLEN: [HESITANT] I. Uh. It's not... not that I don't want to... [RUNS HAND THROUGH HAIR]
INQUISITOR: [WINCING] No, no, that was... improper. I shouldn't've said anything. I'm sorry. I should go. [TURNS]
CULLEN: Wait, wait! [GRABS ARM] It's not that I don't want to, it's that... [OPENS AND CLOSES MOUTH]
INQUISITOR: [FLUSHED] [WIDE-EYED] Oh, don't say that. Don't feel you have to lie to me, I'm in the wrong, I shouldn't have asked--
CULLEN: I have a problem with sex.
INQUISITOR: [BLINKS RAPIDLY] Um. Pardon?
CULLEN: I can't... I was injured... In Kirkwall, during the battle with Meredith, she stabbed me, and now I... I can't... [SHRUGS HELPLESSLY]
INQUISITOR: [FAINTLY] Oh.
CULLEN: I didn't want to... to mislead you. [GROANS] I would... I want nothing more than to take you to dinner. But. [SIGHS] I can't be what you want.
INQUISITOR: Says who?
CULLEN: [BLINKS] Well, everyone.
INQUISITOR: I'm not everyone. I'm me, and this person would like you to come to dinner. Perhaps, in a few months, kissing will be added. [BLUSHES] [LIFTS CHIN] Maybe snuggling?
CULLEN: [BLUSHING] And... and will that be enough?
INQUISITOR: I want you. That's enough. [PAUSES] Plus, I've... I've never really been interested in... the other parts. I was willing to... for you, but. Well. [SMILES SHYLY]
CULLEN: [SMILES BACK] So. Dinner? Tonight?
INQUISITOR: It's a date.
OMG. How sweet is that?
I swear, the abundance of ideas that get bounced around in here is nothing short of amazing. Have I told you guys lately that I adore it here? ![]()
I am indeed! It's almost 4500 words, so, not too short.
Why can't it be page 1000 already!
I agree with you. I spent the better part of yesterday staring at that picture (while working on my celebration pic) and I think it's a ribbon. You can see it coming back out from under his belt in his waist and then drooping over it in a loop. I wonder if it's just decorational though.
Not gonna lie, some part of me was hoping that was weapon related, especially with the current theory floating around about the significance of who is or isn't packin' heat in the pic. ![]()
A southern drawl is fantastic!!! Much better than my bog-standard British accent.
I totally want to make vids, with my lispy southern drawl and all, y'all! :3 But I don't know what I do them about. I'm too silly. I'd be like the Effie Trinket of DA vids. "And what's next in the games?" *dramatic pause* "We're all going to die!" *golf clap, nodding, polite smile*
Okay, guys, this is my last one leading up to your 1000th.
(The moment Quizzy meets Cullen)
CASSANDRA: Shall I introduce you to everyone, Inquisitor?
INQUISITOR: No. I prefer meeting people on my own.
(The Inquisitor moves toward a man standing near a table who is making notes upon a map.)
INQUISITOR: Hello. Might I have your name?
CULLEN: (continuing to make notes) I am Ser Cullen.
INQUISITOR: Well, I fail to see why you can't draw your circles AND answer my question.
It took me TWO MINUTES. Two WHOLE minutes. Oh, Maker. ![]()
The Cullen thread, where even impotence becomes romantic.
I feel like I'm missing something in the circle dialogue, though. Is this another Merrill moment where everybody gets it but me?
You have to say it outloud. And in a Cullen accent. ![]()
I agree with you. I spent the better part of yesterday staring at that picture (while working on my celebration pic) and I think it's a ribbon. You can see it coming back out from under his belt in his waist and then drooping over it in a loop. I wonder if it's just decorational though.
Ah, his armor is so decorative overall, definitely for standing around looking pretty, not following our Inquisitor
Cullen's facial hair has always sort of made me smile, because it seems like such a deliberate shape, with the little indent on the side and everything. He seems so practical that it was endearing to imagine him deciding "aha, yes, this is stylish", maybe giving himself a what's-up nod in the mirror. Especially since everything else we see of his appearance is a uniform--templar armor, templar skirt, short, practical haircut, etc.
The idea of him deciding to wear a ribbon looped around his belt for no real reason is making me giggle at my desk right now for similar reasons. I wonder if the goofy feather cape is part of some uniform (based on it still having the Templar logo in the concept art) or if he just saw it in the marketplace and liked it.
You have to say it outloud. And in a Cullen accent.
Cullen's facial hair has always sort of made me smile, because it seems like such a deliberate shape, with the little indent on the side and everything. He seems so practical that it was endearing to imagine him deciding "aha, yes, this is stylish", maybe giving himself a what's-up nod in the mirror. Especially since everything else we see of his appearance is a uniform--templar armor, templar skirt, short, practical haircut, etc.
The idea of him deciding to wear a ribbon looped around his belt for no real reason is making me giggle at my desk right now for similar reasons. I wonder if the goofy feather cape is part of some uniform (based on it still having the Templar logo in the concept art) or if he just saw it in the marketplace and liked it.
That is so adorable! XD So long as we never see him wearing socks with sandals he can make all the fashion choices he wants!
[POPS OUT OF THE GROUND] Chaste!Cullen romance?
INQUISITOR: Thank you again, Ser Cullen.
CULLEN: I am always happy to help you.
INQUISITOR: Well, I have something else you could help me with... If you wanted...?
CULLEN: Anything.
INQUISITOR: Um, I have an empty seat. At my dinner table tonight. That, uh, you could... fill? For me?
CULLEN: [HESITANT] I. Uh. It's not... not that I don't want to... [RUNS HAND THROUGH HAIR]
INQUISITOR: [WINCING] No, no, that was... improper. I shouldn't've said anything. I'm sorry. I should go. [TURNS]
CULLEN: Wait, wait! [GRABS ARM] It's not that I don't want to, it's that... [OPENS AND CLOSES MOUTH]
INQUISITOR: [FLUSHED] [WIDE-EYED] Oh, don't say that. Don't feel you have to lie to me, I'm in the wrong, I shouldn't have asked--
CULLEN: I have a problem with sex.
INQUISITOR: [BLINKS RAPIDLY] Um. Pardon?
CULLEN: I can't... I was injured... In Kirkwall, during the battle with Meredith, she stabbed me, and now I... I can't... [SHRUGS HELPLESSLY]
INQUISITOR: [FAINTLY] Oh.
CULLEN: I didn't want to... to mislead you. [GROANS] I would... I want nothing more than to take you to dinner. But. [SIGHS] I can't be what you want.
INQUISITOR: Says who?
CULLEN: [BLINKS] Well, everyone.
INQUISITOR: I'm not everyone. I'm me, and this person would like you to come to dinner. Perhaps, in a few months, kissing will be added. [BLUSHES] [LIFTS CHIN] Maybe snuggling?
CULLEN: [BLUSHING] And... and will that be enough?
INQUISITOR: I want you. That's enough. [PAUSES] Plus, I've... I've never really been interested in... the other parts. I was willing to... for you, but. Well. [SMILES SHYLY]
CULLEN: [SMILES BACK] So. Dinner? Tonight?
INQUISITOR: It's a date.
*inquisitor mage uses healing magic*
OOOO 25 pages to go ( feels anxious )
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OOOO 25 pages to go ( feels anxious )
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I've been hanging around the thread all day just waiting! Atleast I've had some extra time to improve my celebration stuff :B
I can't wait. I'm ready! Kind of hope something spectacular happens today to hurry the process along. ![]()
[POPS OUT OF THE GROUND] Chaste!Cullen romance?
INQUISITOR: Thank you again, Ser Cullen.
CULLEN: I am always happy to help you.
INQUISITOR: Well, I have something else you could help me with... If you wanted...?
CULLEN: Anything.
INQUISITOR: Um, I have an empty seat. At my dinner table tonight. That, uh, you could... fill? For me?
CULLEN: [HESITANT] I. Uh. It's not... not that I don't want to... [RUNS HAND THROUGH HAIR]
INQUISITOR: [WINCING] No, no, that was... improper. I shouldn't've said anything. I'm sorry. I should go. [TURNS]
CULLEN: Wait, wait! [GRABS ARM] It's not that I don't want to, it's that... [OPENS AND CLOSES MOUTH]
INQUISITOR: [FLUSHED] [WIDE-EYED] Oh, don't say that. Don't feel you have to lie to me, I'm in the wrong, I shouldn't have asked--
CULLEN: I have a problem with sex.
INQUISITOR: [BLINKS RAPIDLY] Um. Pardon?
CULLEN: I can't... I was injured... In Kirkwall, during the battle with Meredith, she stabbed me, and now I... I can't... [SHRUGS HELPLESSLY]
INQUISITOR: [FAINTLY] Oh.
CULLEN: I didn't want to... to mislead you. [GROANS] I would... I want nothing more than to take you to dinner. But. [SIGHS] I can't be what you want.
INQUISITOR: Says who?
CULLEN: [BLINKS] Well, everyone.
INQUISITOR: I'm not everyone. I'm me, and this person would like you to come to dinner. Perhaps, in a few months, kissing will be added. [BLUSHES] [LIFTS CHIN] Maybe snuggling?
CULLEN: [BLUSHING] And... and will that be enough?
INQUISITOR: I want you. That's enough. [PAUSES] Plus, I've... I've never really been interested in... the other parts. I was willing to... for you, but. Well. [SMILES SHYLY]
CULLEN: [SMILES BACK] So. Dinner? Tonight?
INQUISITOR: It's a date.
Wow this is amazing. Wonderful job Phoenix.
I am so spoiled by all the wonderful talent in this thread. I worry that I will really get my hopes up for the game and then no scenarios I have made up in my mind will ever happen in game. -sigh- It's the burden I must bear when I am surrounded by so many awesome Cullenites as I am. -sheds one tear then beats her chest proudly-
I LOVE YOU GUYS! -hugs-
I've been hanging around the thread all day just waiting! Atleast I've had some extra time to improve my celebration stuff :B
Heck Ive said it before and I will say it again , page 1000 is going to be AWESOME with this many participants and all the cool stuff you ppl did, cant wait to see all the pics/fics /videos/ recipes and everything else.. ans am looking forward to see what u have cooked up Jedi
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